1. On the train, there is a male passenger lying on the upper bunk and a female passenger lying on the lower bunk, and the two do not know each other. At this time, the male passenger said to the female passenger, help me get a towel from the bag under the bed. Female riders

1. On the train, there is a male passenger lying on the upper bunk and a female passenger lying on the lower bunk, and the two do not know each other. At this time, the male passenger said to the female passenger, help me get a towel from the bag under the bed. The female passenger smiled mysteriously and said, Let's pretend to be husband and wife! Male passengers' eyes lit up when they heard it, how to dress up as a husband and wife? Then the woman said out loud, bastard, you won't get it yourself...

2, just grabbed the Huawei mate30pro in Jingdong yesterday, did not expect to arrive in one day, I prepared a screen fragmented drawings, scared the mother. Mom said to use my cell phone to call Dad, and when I handed it to her, I deliberately fell on the table. Mom was dumbfounded when she picked it up—the screen showed a cracked pattern. I laughed, took my phone and replaced the desktop, and then found that the screen was still cracked...

3. My brother-in-law woke me up in the middle of the night and said that he had called a Didi and was waiting for me at the door of the community. After I got into the car with sleepy eyes, the driver asked me, "Sir, where are you going?" I said, "The end of life!" The driver asked doubtfully, "What is the end of life?" I said with certainty, "What a crematorium!" The driver's eldest brother smiled and said, "Fortunately, it is the end of life, if it is the source of life, then I still have to drive back to your mother's belly!" ”

4, the colleague's husband is a taxi driver, one night pulled three, to the destination, more than twenty dollars. The said, There's no money, you can watch and do it. "The husband of the colleague saw that he had met a scoundrel, thinking that more was better than less, so he drove away. After a while, I found that there was a newly bought jacket on the seat, or a brand, seven or eight hundred, and I originally wanted to send it back. Think about those faces, forget it. Go home and take it out and try it, just right. This became his most expensive piece of clothing.

5, the brother-in-law 36 can not marry the daughter-in-law, and finally married a pregnant, the child was born after the found that the blood type is the same as the brother-in-law, DNA testing is his own birth, this is not only the brother-in-law is confused, the whole family is confused. It is really a big world, and it seems that anything can happen in Dongguan. Only the brother-in-law understands that the taste has come, no wonder the wife never wears makeup after marriage, and begins to think that she is for the child in the belly, it turns out that she is afraid of being recognized by me after putting on makeup! Finally know the ins and outs of this matter.

6, once sent a courier, I lost the customer's pieces. In the end, the boss asked me to pay the guest 500 yuan, but I did not want to. After resigning, my cousin took me to the factory as a small worker. The dormitory was full, so I had to share a room with the female factory director. She told me about three chapters: at any time, you can't enter her room, otherwise you will give her 1 million. A week later, she tore up the contract for no reason. I didn't speak, and she often knocked on my door in the middle of the night. After I opened the door, she ran back to her room. I felt inexplicable and swore to her: "You don't have to worry, even if there is no contract, I will not enter your room, a man's character is far more valuable than this 1 million." 」 "Half a year later, she became my wife!

7, when I was young, I was particularly ugly, often called an ugly girl, and now I have grown up and become much more beautiful. Today I went to my grandmother's house with my mother, and the neighbors of my grandmother's house said to my mother: Other people's girlfriends are 18 changes, and your daughters are 36 changes! After my mother listened, I couldn't close my mouth happily, and I asked my mother with disgust: Others praised your girlfriend twice, are you happy to be like this! The old mother laughed and wiped her tears and said: I suddenly remembered that the Eight Precepts of the Pig will change 36...?

8. On the bus in the morning rush hour, a rich man was squeezed into the arms of a beautiful woman by the crowd. At first, this rich man in his fifties always seemed particularly cramped, and after a long time, he got used to it. Today, the rich man gently leaned his head on the beautiful woman's body and said: I have been sitting on this bus for a week, and every time I have been squeezed into your arms, do you believe in fate? Beauty said calmly: I don't believe in fate. I only know how to rent a bus with 500, 100 extras, 80 per person, so, I only believe in money.

9. As the brother-in-law of the second generation, he drove 2 million Huiteng to go on a blind date today. After the meeting, the brother-in-law briefed the woman on his situation. He added: "What I have is money and I don't need you women to accompany me to the bride price, but I like frank women." What about you? The woman hurriedly said, "I am willing to marry you ugly bastard!" ”

10, the daughter-in-law has a twin sister, the two people look almost exactly the same. That time, the daughter-in-law wrapped her little nephew who was two months old. She complained to me, "Everyone else says twins are good, but I don't think so!" I added, "How nice are the twins!" From a young age, you are not alone, you can work for each other, go to school, how envious! The wife put the little nephew aside: "Yes! That's what my 1+1 cargo sister can figure out, she went on vacation and let me lie to his child at home when he was a mother! ”

11. After chasing the school flower for a long time, she finally agreed to go out on a date with me. After eating and riding her bicycle home, a truck drove by on the road, and she said: "If you can surpass that truck, I will marry you." I immediately got up and chased after me, desperately pedaling! As I was about to catch up with my foot at 200 per minute, I snapped and slapped my wife awake. I heard my wife scold, "Look where you shook your head and stomped on the quilt!" ”

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