1. At the class reunion, the female classmate asked me breathlessly: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?"

1. At the class reunion, the female classmates asked me angrily: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?" The female classmate breathlessly said, "My husband gave it to me, not you!" I exhaled even more, "I've written it and asked him to give it to you." The female classmate exhaled more and more: "Why don't you give it yourself!" I exhaled and said, "Your husband said, he helped me give." The female classmate breathlessly said, "Why don't you write your name!" I gasped in response: "Written! Next to her, her husband, my classmate exhaled and said, "I changed it with the alteration liquid!" "My female classmates and I gasped and wrestled with him. Then, the class reunion dispersed. Who, you say, is the most angry?

2. Just parked the car on the parking space, the security uncle at the door immediately ran over, the security uncle knocked on the glass and said loudly: "Hello, is this your parking space?" I got out of the car and said helplessly: "I have lived in this neighborhood for almost a year, and every time I come back you ask me!" Even if you can't remember what I look like, you should remember the car number! Uncle Security smiled and explained, "I'm sorry! Uncle has a bad memory and always forgets! "I went up and gave my uncle a mouthful, and then I ran away!" The uncle chased me for half a day, and finally couldn't catch up, standing there breathlessly shouting, "I... I remember you! You wait for me! ”

3. Work part-time as a waiter at a hot pot restaurant with your roommates on college weekends. A guest asked to stir the bottom of the pot with chopsticks that day. The housemate stirred and stirred, felt really fragrant, and conveniently clipped a chopstick to eat! All the guests at the table were stunned, and they all looked at their colleagues in an instant. Then I saw my roommate pretending to be noble and cold and saying: I will try it first!

4. Today I have a second-hand sofa on the Internet, with a price tag of 3800. I bargained with the owner, who gave in and said 3500 could be sold. But I still think it's expensive, but the owner won't budge. There was no way, I had to say "goodbye" to the shopkeeper. I habitually typed the word "886." The shopkeeper sent a "crying" expression and said, "Deal." ”

5. My father was a village teacher, and today I ask my father how to educate his children. He said that now he teaches children not to beat, and I said that when I was a child, I was not beaten less. Dad: "There were objective reasons then, but now it's different." "What objective reason do I say? Old Father: "When you lived in the countryside, you howled, and when your neighbors heard it, they all rushed over to persuade me, so I stopped with the trend." It has a deterrent effect, but it will not really cause harm, and it will not fall into the face of adults. Now they all live in the community, the neighbors do not know each other, and no one cares when they hear it! ”?

6. Tonight's company dinner, remember my mother reminded you from childhood: You had better only clip the dishes in front of you, and you must not stretch your chopsticks to clip the dishes that are far away from you. In front of outsiders, let them feel that you are qualified and cultivated. So, for a meal I only ate the plate in front of me. As a result, everyone was talking: Who is the man? As if he had never eaten meat, a plate of elbows was eaten by him.

7. In the afternoon, I drive a bus around this beautiful city. A big mother came up and asked, "Boy, why don't you give tickets here?" I smiled and said, "Big Mom, there's a conductor in the back!" You just go and find her. The person behind the words said unanimously: "I have sat a lot from the first station, why didn't I see the conductor!" "Don't say it, I'm going back to pull my daughter-in-law, this trip can't be in vain!" #Funny Strip#"

8. There is a father and two sons in our village who are miserly. My father was very ill and was going to die. The two sons are distressed about money and discuss how to save money by sending their father to the funeral. Big brother: "The ox cart is cheap, hire a ox cart to pull it." The younger brother said: "The ox cart is too expensive, or hire to carry it." The father said angrily, "No filial piety! Bai raised you so big, it costs money to hire anything, I can just walk on my own! ”

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