1, after work to go to the female colleague's home to eat, did not expect her son is also there, at that time I had a clever move, gave him 100 yuan and said: "Take it to play!" The child was so happy that he took the money and left, me

1, after work to go to the female colleague's home to eat, did not expect her son is also there, at that time I had a clever move, gave him 100 yuan and said: "Take it to play!" The child was so happy that he took the money and left, and my female colleague and I had just finished the meal, and the child came back with a smell. The original two-person world was in ruins again, and at that time I got angry and said, "Child, 100 yuan has been playing for so long, it's time to pay me back!" The child reluctantly gave me the money and complained: "Uncle, you are too stingy, yesterday when Uncle Wang came over to give me 200, no one wanted..." I looked at my female colleague, thoughtfully, Lao Wang, still rich.

2. When I was in high school, I didn't know how to put on makeup, I only knew how to put on lipstick, and I learned to wear makeup until I went to college! I didn't notify home during the summer vacation! So I went home in fashion and heavy makeup. When I entered the door, my father was stunned and didn't recognize me at all! Then I rushed over excitedly, hugged my father and shouted: I miss si you! In this way, my mother took a rolling pin and beat me out as a love enemy...

3, a new girlfriend, typical white rich beauty, the pressure is super large. When I was shopping with my girlfriend, I saw that I was driving a Honda, and I was sad and helped me change into a Lamborghini. When I came to my house to meet my parents, I looked at my house of more than 100 square meters and felt sad. She gave me and my parents a villa, and just yesterday, she saw a picture of my ex-girlfriend and thought my ex-girlfriend was ugly. Come over and break up with me today and say you're going to give me a beautiful ex-girlfriend.

4. The brother-in-law brought home his girlfriend, who was 8 years older than him, and the family talked about the brother-in-law's love history. His girlfriend's curious mother-in-law: How many girlfriends have you brought home before? Mother-in-law: 4! She asked again: Are they all beautiful? The mother-in-law replied: It is not beautiful, it is uglier than you! Later, after eating with great dignity, the two of them dispersed happily!

5, my wife drove my Porsche with male colleagues on a business trip, I can only take the bus to work. Today on the bus, the girl next to me was wearing a thin sweatshirt sitting by the window, and although the window was closed, she could still feel a cold wind blowing in. I said, "Beauty, let's change positions." The girl blushed and said, "Thank you, you are so considerate." I squeezed over and said, "Hey! How much powder have you smeared on your face, and I can't open my eyes when the powder blows! ”

6. When I was studying for graduate school in the University of Electronic Technology, I had a strange roommate. He had a particularly short temper and slept very deadly. Once the housekeeper checked the bedchamber, caught the absenteeism, and we all slept in the dormitory. The housekeeper slammed the door outside, and we were all awakened, looking at each other, and the atmosphere did not dare to breathe. When the door slammed for almost a minute, the housekeeper felt that there was no one inside and planned to leave. The buddy suddenly woke up and yelled, "Who? ”

7. I have known a female netizen for more than half a year. During this period, we often played games together and had a very good relationship. This time playing the game to prepare for the group, I asked with some reluctance: Can we meet? Female netizen: Okay, but you answer me a question first. Me: You say. Female netizen: What can you see when you look down? Me: Feet. Female netizen: We are not suitable, disperse.

8. In the unit, a very handsome rich second generation is chasing the sister-in-law, but the sister-in-law has not agreed. Mainly a big man of the second generation of the rich is still wearing small pigtails, and the lady is not yet manly. Last night, the sister-in-law was at home alone, especially scared, so she called the rich second generation: I am afraid at home alone, if I am a grandfather, you should know what to do, right? As a result, the rich second generation actually said: No one I don't go, the night is afraid! I said no wonder the sister-in-law didn't fall in love with the rich second generation!

9. When I went to morning exercise in the morning, I felt a little thirsty, so I went to a small supermarket to buy a bottle of water. At checkout, I asked the boss how much it was, and the boss said $4. When I took out my wallet to see, the change had 5 yuan a piece, 1 yuan three pieces, took 5 yuan to the boss, the boss found a dollar for me. Suddenly found that there was four yuan of change at this time, so: the boss you returned me 5 yuan, I gave you change, took 4 pieces of 1 yuan to the boss, he really returned 5 yuan to me. Then I just took the drink and went...?

10, and hair small out all night, during the day at ten o'clock out of the Internet café door. On the way home, we met a flyer who we walked past her without giving it to us. Stingy, but shouted: You think I'm ugly, why don't you send it to me! The girl who sent the flyer was stunned: This is a gynecological advertisement you also need? Fa Xiao is more anxious: you are not ugly to me, otherwise how do you know that I have no girlfriend.

11, zhongyi electric vehicle, selling 8000, I give 7500 people do not sell. After going home, I couldn't sleep at night, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt like the electric car, and decided to buy it at dawn, 8000 on 8000. I went early the next morning, pretending that I had never been here to inquire about the price. The hostess spoke first: 7500 sold to you, my husband did not sell to you yesterday, last night he regretted not sleeping all night...?

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