The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, and the two lived a dull life?

The sister-in-law used to be a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was not rescued in a car accident, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. It was the second year of junior high school, and my mom heard the news of my smoking from a neighbor and went home to tell my dad. My dad asked: Are you sure? My mom shook her head, and my dad said, "Look at me." After dinner, my dad gave me 50 yuan to buy two packs of Liqun National Color Tianxiang. I said: This is not enough, there is still 2 pieces. My dad nodded to my mom: OK, fight!

3. After dad retired from Samsung, he often studied delicious dishes at home. Yesterday I stewed another fish, and I couldn't help but taste it when I smelled it. The old mother tasted it, and the surname Fen asked: What kind of fish is this, so delicious! Dad said triumphantly: It is the yellow croaker sold in the market! After listening to this, my mother looked at me: Yellow croakers are bought, why doesn't anyone want my family's yellow flower girls?

4. On this day, I accompanied my girlfriend to buy clothes at Uniqlo, looked at one of the clerks who was particularly familiar, and looked at it carefully, it turned out to be a college class flower. My girlfriend was trying on clothes in the fitting room, and I was out chatting with my college class and learning that she had been divorced five times. I asked her curiously: "You are so beautiful, those men hurt you too late, why do you often divorce?" Ban Hua sighed and said, "It's all because of family support." I was shocked after listening to it, and advised: "Your luck is also too bad, how to meet bad people, away from good, this kind of thing is only 0 times and countless times!" After listening, Ban Hua said shamefully: "Because I was outstanding since I was a child, my father sent me to learn martial arts, and my husband and I quarreled and said that if I didn't win, I liked to do it." ”

5. Last night, my wife suddenly wanted to eat apples and was too lazy to go down and buy them. So he took 50 yuan to let me buy some apples, and the rest of the money was given to me as private money. I went downstairs to buy a package of Zhonghua, anyway, a few apples did not cost much. Came to the fruit shop and weighed a few apples, which I did not expect was that a few apples actually cost 50 pieces. I don't know if I will believe my wife when I say that I lost money.

6. Last night I went to the kitchen to get a cucumber to eat, and found that the family's Erha was stealing the magic pepper I had just bought. It had a magic pepper in its mouth, and when it saw me coming, it ran away. I chased after it and thought that the magic pepper had been bitten by it, and I didn't want it anymore, so I didn't chase it anymore. Thinking I had conceded defeat, it deliberately took a big bite out of the magic pepper in front of me. Then it was spicy, but fierce, roaring at the demon gem pepper for half a day, I was stunned to watch it for half a day!

7. Today I took two bottles of Moutai to drink with my husband, and I said through the strength of the wine: "The daughter you have educated is different from others, she never checks my private money." The old man smiled and said, "That's because I was checked by your mother-in-law for a lifetime of private money, and I know that this is very bitter, so I taught my daughter not to check her husband's private money." I was almost moved to cry: "Thank you, you can think about me." Suddenly, the old man handed me 10,000 yuan: "I am also thinking about myself, this is my private money, first deposited with you." ”

8. When I was two months pregnant, my husband killed himself by drinking medicine because of depression. I didn't want to have a child without a father and remarry an honest man. Now that we've been married for 7 years, I've never bought him anything. By the time of Double 11, I bought a lot of things online and spent a total of 7,000 yuan. These two days the express delivery has exploded, large and small things, a total of more than 100 pieces. Of these, 99 were all Bought for my husband, with clothes, shoes, socks, keychains, and I only bought myself a 6900 yuan bag!

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