1, the hostess and I traveled for a week on a business trip, and after coming back, I got pregnant. The boss suspected that it was me and fired me in a fit of rage. I went to work in an electronics factory, and the canteen meal in the factory

1, the hostess and I traveled for a week on a business trip, and after coming back, I got pregnant. The boss suspected that it was me and fired me in a fit of rage. I went to work in an electronics factory, and the canteen food in the factory was difficult to eat. Colleagues didn't want to eat in the cafeteria anymore, so they agreed that everyone would bring a dish. After eating for a few days, I found that it was still someone else's dish that had a fresh feeling. But after a few days they wouldn't let me participate, forking the fact that I was a single dog and couldn't cook. Besides, how come the bagged squeezed vegetables bought in the supermarket are not dishes?

2. The brother-in-law has a crush on a beautiful girl, but he did not expect to be rejected when he confessed to her. The brother-in-law was very aggrieved, and Wei Xie said: If you do not agree, I will go to the lake, dig a hole in the ice, jump into it, and drown myself. The girl said sarcastically: Who is to scare here, it is May now, and it will take a long time before it freezes! Brother-in-law looked at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle: It's okay, I can wait.

3. The sister-in-law drunkenly drunk the second generation of the rich for Mrs. Kuo at that time, and then became pregnant a month later. This day, the second generation of the rich drove Maserati to take his sister-in-law to buy a wedding house. The sales staff at the sales office: "What kind of house do you want?" Sister-in-law: "The environment should be good, it should be quiet, it should be green, it is best to be one-story, the price cannot be too high, it is necessary to have a small bungalow, and it is convenient for relatives to visit on holidays..." The second generation of the rich interjected: "How do I hear you like you are buying a cemetery!" ”

4. Working at Foxconn and finding a girlfriend from out of town. That time, her father came from his hometown and should have come to investigate me. I took them to Quanjude for dinner and asked for a table of good wine and good food. During the meal, her father accidentally got stuck by the fish bones when he ate the fish, and I saw this as a chance to show it. Immediately ran out, asked the waiter for a cup of vinegar, and returned to the room to give it to her father. He looked at me approvingly, then drank half a cup. He suddenly pointed to the back again, and my brain twitched, and I quickly picked up the remaining half cup of vinegar and splashed him on the back!!!

5, the eldest sister-in-law divorced temporarily lived in my family, half a year later pregnant, my mother-in-law quietly said to me: "Son-in-law, you know a lot of people, you see if you can find an object for your sister-in-law, find an honest person like you, now her belly is getting bigger and bigger every day." "I thought about it and didn't know if my sister-in-law was pregnant, how could I be honest?"

6, I work in Futukang, our boss's son is a very shy boy, usually talking to girls with a big face. On this day we were drinking with him, we saw his mobile phone ring, we looked curiously, the caller ID is "goddess". At that time, everyone was thinking that this boy was a sullen type, and there were objects! Only to see him calmly pick up the phone and say: "Hey, Mom, what's the matter with you?" ”

7. In a village at the bottom of the mountain, the son of the richest man in the village holds a wedding. The scene was particularly strong, and a firecracker with 1 million rings was directly released. On the mountain, a young monk who was sweeping the floor asked the abbot: Master, there are firecrackers under the mountain? The abbot explained: "It was someone getting married. The little monk asked curiously: Why set off firecrackers? The abbot recalled that when he was married, a tear crossed the corner of his eye and said: The tigress has come, and firecrackers have been set off to strengthen herself!

8, I don't know if you have ever met a dog at night, if you walk past it, it will bite you, and the more scared you are, the more vigorous it will be. A friend taught me a trick, if I encounter a dog like this, I need to bend down and pick up a stone, it will definitely run away! I had another situation today, so I did what she said. But right now I'm lying in the hospital, getting ready for the rabies vaccine. Girlfriend: Blame me too, didn't make it clear! In fact, you are right to do this with a dog, but you TM went to annoy 3 and deserved to be bitten by a dog...

9. A new female nurse in the hospital interned in the Department of Cardiology and Brain, and it just so happened that a cancer patient died. The nurse asked the doctor, "How to deal with it as well?" The doctor explained: "Naturally, just fine, don't let the family come to see too sad for a while!" The doctor turned and left, and after a while he was surprised when he entered the house with his family. I saw the deceased behind him with a quilt, leaning against the sick window, with a newspaper in front of him, wearing a pair of sunglasses, and a cigarette in his mouth.....

10, after graduation has not found a partner, I am not in the mood to find, not my damn handsome let me have no leisure time to appreciate the beauty of women. On this day, my mother threw a card: I entrusted someone to introduce you to an object and meet you at the mall. Me: Why do you meet at the mall, why give me a card? Mom: Whatever she likes, you just swipe your card. Me: Just met, why do you want this? Mom: Isn't this so that she can spend more time looking at the goods and less time looking at your face? I:.....?

11, in Foxconn overtime until 9 o'clock to leave work, in order to go home early, I copied a short road. Unexpectedly, I met a few social in a small alley, and they blocked me in the alley, not to say that my walking posture was too arrogant. I couldn't explain it anyway, and suddenly I had a stroke of genius and said to them, "Oh, that's the way you haven't seen me running, even more!" Want to see it? Little Asshole: "Okay, you run a look!" I said, "You go back 10 meters and let the game start." "As soon as I slipped on the smoke, I ran away, and I didn't turn my head back, and they were messy on the spot!"

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