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The right way for successful people to enter this house... When I saw the news, a 3-year-old girl in the United States had an IQ of 160, while her parents didn't have a high IQ and her neighbor was in college

The right way for successful people to enter this house... When I saw the news, a 3-year-old girl in the United States had an IQ of 160, and her parents did not have a high IQ, and her neighbor taught Olympiad in college. At the time, I was silent because I thought she was a person with a story

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Youth left on the desk: Today, my girlfriend and I were on the bus and saw a man holding a dollar in his left hand. I saw him holding a lit cigarette in his right hand, and when I got into the car, he mistakenly threw it into the ballot box. therefore

The teacher in the library couldn't get hurt: Yesterday, Midea's air conditioner was turned on next to the school. I went to pick a flower. This flower stem is very strong. It felt good to walk to the door of the English teacher's office and leave the flowers where the keys were inserted

When you put your face down and treat your wife kindly, it shows that you have become a real man. When you give your wife face, you succeed. When your wife gives you face at any time, it means you're already a character. When you're still there, selfish, arrogant, full of lies, can't give your wife anything but knows to be self-centered, it means your life will be like this.

It's kindergarten day. After the parents left, the kindergarten was crowded with crying children. But there was a child crouched alone in the corner, not crying. He was very calm. The teacher was surprised and just approached to praise him. Unexpectedly, the child grabbed the teacher's mobile phone like lightning, quickly dialed a series of numbers, and then shouted into the microphone: "Daddy, come and save me!" I was sold by my mother..."

That day, the neighbor's children came to Dawei's house to play, and were crushed by Dawei's iPad. David was very angry. Ask him why he stepped on an iPad? I thought it was an electronic scale. Dawei asked, "Then why did you step on it and jump?" ”? Baby Bear said: I can't see. I thought it was broken. After listening to it, I really wanted to slap it, but I thought it was my own son after all.

Arwen was beaten up by his brother and ran out crying angrily. Xiao Li followed her to comfort her. At this time, an old man came over and looked at Arwen, shook his head, and said, "How old is the child?" Just tattoos. Arwen wiped away her tears and said, "Grandpa, you can clearly see that this is the mark of the slipper..."

While taking the bus, Shoko's phone accidentally fell to the side. As soon as she put on the skirt, she was surprised and quickly covered the skirt with her hands. Shoko said, "Don't be afraid, I'll get it when you get out of the car." The sister smiled and said to Shoko, "Brother, you are a good person." So he lowered his head and played with his phone again. After her sister got out of the car, Shoko picked up her mobile phone and turned off the camera function.

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