1, a woman in Guangxi Railway Station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually cost 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the police found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 10

1, a woman in Guangxi Railway Station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being deceived by pyramid schemes.

2. Today, when I went to the father-in-law's house to visit the door, I saw my mother-in-law practicing to pretend to be lame. I looked curious and wondered why. My mother-in-law said that in order to learn a driver's license, he bought fireworks for the coach for thousands of dollars, and he also scolded me, he told me that even if the car was parked on a non-motorized road, even if he crashed into it, the owner would lose money. I know where the coach's car is parked every day, so I first practice pretending to be lame and earning my tuition back... Well, ginger is still old spicy!

3, I bought a box of Moutai wine for the old man, he asked a few old men to come to the house to drink, the result was greedy, alcohol poisoning did not come over, negotiated half a day several old men promised to compensate 5 million. After getting the money, the mother-in-law immediately became a rich woman and found a 20-year-old small fresh meat as a boyfriend. On this day, the mother-in-law said to the little fresh meat: "Honey, do you see if my face is like a melon face?" Little Fresh Meat shook his head: "No, no, no, you are melon face his mother's face!" The mother-in-law was puzzled and asked, "What does this mean?" The little fresh meat said, "Sunflower's face! Mother-in-law: "You go to my kneeling keyboard and type out 500 times wife I was wrong!" ”?

4, the sister-in-law rolled up the brother's 1 million, ran away with a man, the brother was heartbroken and ran to the bar to drink. Meet a woman at a bar, drink unconsciously and take the woman home! Later, the woman saw that the house was good, so she did not leave. She helped her brother cook and do hygiene every day at home, so she lived like this! Just as the two were sweetly living the life of a small family, suddenly one day, the woman packed her bags and left. Because she saw the landlord come to collect the rent....

5, do you have friends who understand cars, do you have acquaintances, help me consult the price of cars between 1.5 million and 2.6 million. Power 3.0T or more, the appearance should be good-looking, preferably white. The interior is preferably full leather with panoramic sunroofs. It is best to be an off-road vehicle, the passability is better, the automatic manual does not matter, the key is to look good and practical. There is a push of recognition!! Recommend me a few. I'm going to make a phone screensaver, thanks.

6, some time ago the company has a very important contract to talk about, the boss can not go away to let the company's most clever me go. Because I didn't have a driver's license, the helpless boss had to let his young daughter drive me with me. Seeing that he was almost there, he suddenly rushed out a dog after a turn. Seeing that it was about to crash, the boss's daughter stopped a sharp brake, and what was even more unexpected was that the dog actually braked. I was looked at with a smile and said: Haha, you see, the dog will brake! Then, the next day, I started looking for a job again!

7, the boss called me to the office and said to me: "You have been fired!" Shocked and angry, I replied, "Lie down! Groove, why did you fire me for no reason? The boss said, "I just deliberately tested your reaction to being expelled, and you didn't even ask me, so you were expelled." ”

8, Apple 12 came out, in order to grab one for my girlfriend, I sat on a squat taxi. Suddenly there was an apple ringing, and the driver took out the apple 12 to answer the phone, hello. Later I asked him, big brother, how did you get it? The master said, "The guest sent me when I was in the car." I said, "No, why did he send you your phone for no reason, and it's so expensive." As a result, the master said: "He was in the car at 2 a.m., just broke up with his girlfriend, said he wanted to forget the past, and gave me his mobile phone." ”

9. Yesterday and weekend, I was fighting with my daughter-in-law and her girlfriend at home with the landlord, and her girlfriend said to her daughter-in-law: I am in my thirties, but no man wants me. The daughter-in-law comforted: Everything is the best arrangement, there will always be a man driving a colorful cloud to marry you. My girlfriend suddenly paused, pointed at me and said, "Then can you give me your boyfriend?" I looked at my daughter-in-law with a confused face.

10. My husband sold the Accord, which had been open for 2 years, for 180,000 yuan. After the money arrived, my husband directly handed the bank card to me and said, "Take it yourself and spend it as you like!" I took the card and asked, "What is the password?" Husband: "Your birthday!" I was immediately very moved, riding an electric car to the city bank, and losing the password twice was wrong. The third mistake was about to lock the card, I quickly returned the card to call my husband: "The password is not right, it is not my birthday, right?" The husband was stunned for two seconds, and then said: "I remember wrong, it should be your sister's birthday!" ”

11. Go to the auction site as a camera, and record the whole process. Auctioneer shouted: Fifty million! Someone below asked for the price: 50 million! The auctioneer immediately dropped the hammer: deal! This competitor is yours! The auctioneer wiped the sweat from his head and quietly said to his boss: Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been auctioned! I hurriedly called the wrong price, five thousand dollars of things called fifty million, fortunately the hammer fell quickly, otherwise I would not have earned tens of millions!

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