1, the wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out

1, the wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out, the wife actually came out from behind the curtains, smiled and said: I went to buy vegetables and made food for you. Sister-in-law: Sister went downstairs, this time you should tell the truth, where is the private money hidden? Me: I really didn't hide any money. The sister-in-law took out her mobile phone and said: Sister, I heard it, the brother-in-law really has no private money. Then she turned off her mobile phone, smiled strangely and said: Old Nine, how much private money have you hidden? I was about to cry: I hadn't hidden a penny since your sister had searched for my private money. The sister-in-law said to the flowerpot: Sister, this time you should be relieved. My goodie, the flowerpot has a camera hidden in it? Are there so many routines now? The sister-in-law said: My task is complete, I should go. She walked to the door and smiled at me, and I turned 200 yuan to her with great interest, praising her for acting well, thank you very much. The sister-in-law went downstairs, the wife waited for her downstairs, in order to express her gratitude, she gave the sister-in-law 200 yuan...?

2. Yesterday, the second generation of the rich used V letter to buy the remaining 50 yuan of color drifting, and did not expect to plant 10 million. After winning the award, a girl came over and patted the rich second generation on the shoulder and said: Handsome man, you don't know me? Fu Er Dai looked confused: Who are you? The sister approached fu erdai and said: I am a classmate of your Tsinghua University, your memory is really poor! Fu Er Dai said: If you want to talk directly, you don't have to go around the bend. The sister said: No, you are really my college classmate. Fu Er Dai said: Don't lie to you, I didn't go to college at all! Unexpectedly, the girl turned around and left.

3, the university in Hebei, our school is very close to the Yellow River, when the school first opened, the roommate chased a sister, confessed countless times without the following. I couldn't see it, so I helped him make an appointment with his sister and let them meet in the park, and the roommate didn't sleep all night. At noon the next day, he came back with his head down and crying, and I asked, "What happened?" The housemate said: "After she saw me, she said, 'The Yellow River has also been seen, this time it is dead hearted' and left." ”

4. My husband and I are getting married, and my husband bought a marriage house in the city. Recently, we have often quarreled over the problem of house decoration, and today we are not happy and dispersed. The mother-in-law moved two stools and advised: Don't argue, sit down, and have a good conversation. The husband was just about to sit, the mother-in-law suddenly kicked the stool away, and the husband fell the butt. At that time, the husband was confused, and the mother-in-law went up and slapped her and said: This is for you? Daughter-in-law, come, you sit here, and we will continue to discipline him.

5. Yesterday my cousin returned to his hometown and brought me a bag of fried cicada chrysalis, which I ate deliciously! But look at the female colleagues in the store, one by one, they all shrink together and look disgusted! So I silently swallowed the saliva in my heart, and learned to swing my hands vigorously with those female colleagues: Don't eat or eat, it's terrible! The male colleague glanced at me and said: Can you stop pretending? I hear you gulping...

6, the first grade of primary school, Ah Wan, everyone is a brother once in contact with basketball, everyone's surname is Hardcore! As soon as the ball fell, the students rushed up to grab it. Ah Wei smeared a round object in the airtight crowd, and he was overjoyed, wrapped his hands in his arms and was about to run out. But the ball did not move at all, and when he looked down, it turned out that in his arms was the head of a female classmate. Ah Wei will never forget her big frightened eyes...

7, the goddess of high school crush, finally agreed to date me. Seeing that the goddess wore very little, she asked: "Don't you feel cold when you wear so little on such a cold day?" The goddess wrapped her hands around her shoulders and said, "It's really cold, and I forgot to take a coat when I went out in the morning." So I looked at my coat and said, "It's good that I wore one more coat, otherwise I'd freeze to death like you." ”

8. When the little uncle got off work, he bought only 5 yuan of color drift, and the result was a 3 million grand prize. After getting the money, the little uncle invested in business, and the result was nothing. He racked his brains and didn't know what had gone wrong, so he had to find a feng shui gentleman. The gentleman pinched his finger and said: Your clan's grave is not good, and it should be repaired again. The next day, the little uncle dragged the tombstone to the grave. The father-in-law saw that the little uncle was so filial and did not forget Ben, and was in a good mood, and directly gave the brother-in-law 10 million.

9. Recently chatting with the newly married buddies, I asked: Dude, what is the difference between getting married and before getting married? He took a sharp sip of his cigarette and slowly spat out the worried smoke ring. Leisurely said: Before getting married, I came home late at night to find that the lights at home were still on, and my heart was warm in an instant. After the wedding, I came home very late at night to find that the wait at home was still lit, and suddenly my legs were soft...

10. Xiaomei, a female colleague of the company, brings me breakfast every day and does not charge me money, so tonight I invited her to eat a barbecue. After drinking and eating, ask the boss to check out, and the boss takes the list and says: 261, count 260! Xiaomei suddenly asked: Boss, 261 blocks count as 260, so how much is 266? The boss was stunned: It also counts as 260! At this time, Xiaomei picked up the chopsticks and sandwiched the leftover dishes: Boss, listen to Coke again!

11, recently grew two bags on the head, the pain is terrible, can not sleep well. The five-year-old girl was very concerned about me and had to go with me to the doctor. When I came to the doctor's office, my girlfriend wanted to close the door, and I said I didn't have to close the door. The girl said solemnly, "You can't let others know your secret." Then he cried and asked the doctor, "Uncle Doctor, what monster will you see if my mother will become?" She had horns on her head, two! ”?

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