1, the sister-in-law entered the wrong room in the morning, I joked with her: your sister is not here, you will rest here. As a result, the sister-in-law walked straight over without saying a word: "Okay, you can be satisfied."

1, the sister-in-law entered the wrong room in the morning, I joked with her: your sister is not here, you will rest here. As a result, the sister-in-law walked straight over without saying a word: Okay, can you satisfy me? Me: No, no, forget it, I don't have any money, I can't buy anything, and my salary is handed over to my daughter-in-law!

2. Working overtime in the office with female colleagues, there are still two of us left in the whole office. At eight or nine o'clock, she suddenly threw a bottle of Wangzai for me. At that time, I was not happy, when I was a child, I still drank Wangzai, and directly returned it. The female colleague directly threw my face and said: I will go back first. I thought to myself? Don't you just drink your Wangzai! On the way to work, I suddenly found something and burst into tears!

3. Once, the boss organized a dinner for all employees to meet a single cousin who met a beautiful woman, which was exactly the type he liked. My cousin hurried over to talk to her, only to learn that she was from the finance department and had never seen her. After the event, she offered to send the beauty home, and the beauty gladly accepted. After sending her home, my cousin said to her: Can I go up and drink water? She looked at her cousin and said seriously: Are you sure you want to go up? The cousin nodded, and the beauty said: "Okay, then come on! When she got to her door, she turned back to her cousin and asked: Are you really sure you want to go in? My cousin quickly nodded, and the beautiful woman took the key to open the door and entered the house, and I suddenly found that the boss was staring at my cousin inside.

4. When I went back to my parents' house on the weekend, my mother entrusted a matchmaker to introduce me to the object. After the meeting, I had a good chat with the girl, that is, the matchmaker has been fidgeting, and from time to time he still looks at the time. After a while, the matchmaker went to the toilet, and the girl also stood up to leave, and I was busy asking for the mobile phone number and V-letter. The girl "poofed" a laugh, said: You are a good person, I will not lie to you, this matchmaker is my mother-in-law, the girl who originally dated you went with someone else, my mother-in-law did not want to smash the signboard, nor did she want to miss the red packet, so I came.

5, a fat rich woman because of her stature, often cry at home. On that day, the rich woman's house asked for an important guest. The little boyfriend said to her, "Honey, you get up from the couch and go back to your room and cry." When the rich woman heard this, she cried even louder: "What do you mean?" Are you afraid that I will be so fat and be seen to shame you! The little boyfriend immediately denied: "No, no, no, you misunderstood, I'm just afraid that the guests will have no place to sit." ”

6. After graduating from college, I chose to return to my hometown and do the job I have always longed for, that is, to sell mobile phones. Today a customer came to buy a mobile phone, I asked: who does the lady choose the mobile phone for. Lady answered: Choose one for my dad. I continued to ask: for men or for women? The lady paused, then said: My dad is a man, is your dad a woman?

7. The brother-in-law who beat the king met a sister-in-law, and the two had been in love online for two years, during which they had also met. The brother-in-law felt that it was time to talk about marriage, but the girlfriend said that the family did not agree. A little straight temper, today carrying something to the door to kiss, the result was beaten to the nose and blue face swollen. I wondered, I didn't agree, I didn't agree, why did I want to beat someone, and later I learned that I was beaten by my husband!

8, the cousin went to work for a few days to see the company's female manager, the beautiful woman of the family is so inferior cousin is afraid that he is not worthy of others, at the instigation of friends, the cousin still went to confess: "Are you willing to marry me?" Beauty said, "If you can earn enough of the 200,000 bride price my mother wants in 3 years, I will be willing." "In order to fight for this breath, just like the plot in the movie, a person does 3 jobs to deliver takeaways to Run Didi. Finally, on the 7th day of saving money without eating or drinking, my cousin was hungry and was sent to the hospital for nutritional injections.

9, the company's Chen team leader has always wanted to go crazy once, so he thought of going bungee jumping, but after all, it is a girl, and he still can't muster up the courage. Over the weekend, I decided to go crazy. I asked her: Some time ago, the bungee jump rope broke, fortunately, people fell into the river without life in danger. You don't know? Because of this, she said, their rope must have been replaced, and the safety measures should be more in place. Now is the safest time to go.

10. When taking the math test paper, I saw a question 1 to the power of 99? I counted one by one on scratch paper, and I had to multiply to the eighty-fifth time when the math teacher came over and looked at my paper standing behind me and watching me tirelessly count 1 by 1. Just when I was about to finish, the teacher walked up to the podium and said: Students, there is a problem that is wrong, now correct it, the 99th power of the 1 fill-in-the-blank problem is changed to the 900th power of 1.

11. The son stole the family's money and was discovered by his father. The father asked his son, "You took the 5 dollars in the drawer?" Son: "Yes." "Father's two big mouths fanned over!" Son: "You haven't eaten..." The father directly beat him with a stick. Son: "I see you don't want to live anymore..." Ping-Pong beat his son half to death. Son: "I see you haven't eaten and took the 5 bucks in the drawer and bought a Snickers stand for you to eat." "After taking the Snickers and eating them, I played harder.

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