1, I went to the hospital for physical examination, with my son, during which the nurse deliberately teased my son: "I am your girlfriend, do you want to?" The baby son did not answer, and the nurse next to him asked without hesitation: "Female."

1, I went to the hospital for physical examination, with my son, during which the nurse deliberately teased my son: "I am your girlfriend, do you want to?" The baby son did not answer, and the nurse next to him asked undeadly: "You don't want a girlfriend?" The son looked up, looked at him, and in a dismissive tone, replied loudly: "I have kindergarten." ”

2. Yesterday, the second generation of the rich used V letter to buy the remaining 50 yuan of color drifting, and did not expect to plant 10 million. After winning the award, a girl came over and patted the rich second generation on the shoulder and said: Handsome man, you don't know me? Fu Er Dai looked confused: Who are you? The sister approached fu erdai and said: I am a classmate of your Tsinghua University, your memory is really poor! Fu Er Dai said: If you want to talk directly, you don't have to go around the bend. The sister said: No, you are really my college classmate. Fu Er Dai said: Don't lie to you, I didn't go to college at all! Unexpectedly, the girl turned around and left.

3. This year, Uncle Dabo made hundreds of thousands of dollars by selling masks. Then successfully lifted a Porsche 911. I also had to invite the boss to sheraton for dinner. In the end, the two people drank too much, and the uncle directly beat the boss. Afterwards, the boss's son came to the door, and the cousin lost both gifts and money, and the matter was settled. Then, the cousin complained to the uncle. The uncle was impatient: "Little bunny cub, you fight, which time didn't I come forward to give you peace??" The cousin looked aggrieved: "I used to be beaten, but they lost money to you!" ”

4, take the train home, sleeper, when it is dark, a young mother with a small child, the child while crying and shouting: "I don't want to take the train, there are ghosts on the train at night!" Mom: "Nonsense, where's the ghost?" Child: "The teacher said that trains have rails!" ”

5, there is a customer to sign a 50 million big order with the company, I specially dressed up. I stood spotlessly at the intersection of the road in a snow-white suit. Suddenly, a Maybach sped by, splashing the water on the side of the road and soiling my whole body. At this time, I saw my ex-girlfriend standing across the road, I have known her for so long, I have never seen her smile so happily.?

6. When the girlfriend went to work in an electronics factory, she was favored by the factory director who was worth more than ten million. The factory director gave a dowry of 8.88 million, and I forced my daughter to divorce and marry the factory director. After marriage, the daughter lived happily, but never called out the name of the factory director. That time, the factory director asked his daughter-in-law: "Honey, why do you never call me by my name?" Girl: "Oh, your name is so ugly!" ”

7, a sparrow came in the house, I opened the door and the window, bombed for half a day did not bomb out, I tossed tired and sat on the sofa to drink water. At this time, the old man came and asked: What about Xiao Wei? (My son) Me: Let him follow my mother today, you go fishing. My father-in-law sat on the couch and watched TV, and I watched the sparrow hiding in the corner of the cabinet for half a day, and it was cold in the open door, and I said while closing the door: Let you go. You can't go if you want to. My father-in-law jerked to his feet: "What are you talking about...?"

8, go for a run with your girlfriend Qing'er ~ passing by a family, there is a big goose standing at the door, Qing'er stopped and said to me: Heart, you see this big goose is white and big, if you stew meat, it will be fragrant, or smoke it to make roast goose. Before he could laugh at her, the master came out and glared at us and drove the goose back to the courtyard, and with a "bang" he closed the door, leaving me and Qing'er, who was still drooling, to look at each other...

9. I have a very good relationship with Lao Wang next door to our house, and I often play together, but Lao Wang is sick, that is, nude clothing. Because I found myself in my closet wearing only a pair of underpants several times, it began to become unpleasant between our neighbors. To this day, when my son had a car accident on his way to school and was in urgent need of RH blood, his wife rushed from the unit to the hospital to give my son a blood transfusion with a phone call. I think there is no more beautiful moment in human nature than this.

10 In the park, I saw a young couple whispering. The boy said to the girl: You are the second happiest person in the world. The girl asked curiously: Why? The boy replied: Because I have you, I am the happiest person in the world. The girl said: Yes! However, I will soon be the happiest person in the world. The boy asked curiously: Why? The girl said lightly: "Because I'm going to leave you soon."

11. I have known Da Zhuang for more than ten years, and I am similar to my brother. Just after getting married, I wanted to mention a Maybach for transportation, and I almost had money, so I planned to borrow something from my strong family. When he arrived at the big strong house to explain his intentions, he got down from the sofa wrapped in a window sheet and shouted: "Wife, give me your pants, I will go to the bank to see if there is any money in the card!" The voice of the little wife came from the bedroom: "No, today Wednesday, it is my turn to wear pants!" "If I hadn't seen a pot of tea eggs on his table, I would have believed that his family was really poor!"

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