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Man: "Hello, hello, are you Gao Xiang?" Liar: "Hey, who are you?" Man: "I want to ask what is the relationship between Li Yuchun and you?" Liar: "Li Yuchun?"

author:The monthly season of childhood

Man: "Hello, hello, are you Gao Xiang?" ”

Liar: "Hey, who are you?" ”

Man: "I want to ask what is the relationship between Li Yuchun and you?" ”

Liar: "Li Yuchun? Which Li Yuchun? Are you talking about the singer? I especially liked her."

Man: "Oh, I'm sorry, it's Li Chunyu, what is the relationship between Li Chunyu and you?" ”

Liar: "Li Chunyu is my girlfriend, what's wrong?" ”

Man: "I'm from the hospital here, I want to inform you of something, you better be a little mentally prepared."

Scammer: "Dude, your scam is too low, right?" ”

Man: "How can it be a scam?" Why is your vigilance so high? It's not cheating you out of money."

Scammer: "You don't want money? Don't want money which is a scam? ”

Man: "It's really hard to communicate with you, your girlfriend came to the hospital for examination, if you don't believe it, forget it, she has already paid the money"

Scammer: "What is my girlfriend doing in the hospital?" ”

Man: "Yes"

Scammer: "So what's wrong with my girlfriend?" You say come and listen."

Man: "You have to pay attention to your girlfriend's condition, now he has one more thing in his body"

Scammer: "What's more?" ”

Man: "Your girlfriend has an extra piece of meat in her stomach now"

Liar: "Fat, if you don't eat bones without digestion?" ”

Man: "No, buddy, can you pay attention to it?" What kind of family are you? You still eat bones during this time."

Liar: "You're okay, you're okay, I'll hang up, don't grind with me..."

Man: "Your girlfriend Li Yuchun has a foreign body?" ”

Liar: "My girlfriend is Li Chunyu"

Man: "I'm sorry, it's Li Chunyu, I said it wrong"

Scammer: "You do more homework, don't you?" ”

Man: "Yes, your girlfriend Li Chunyu has a foreign body in her body, which is growing at a terrible rate, and you haven't found out whether she has been vomiting a lot lately?" ”

Liar: "She really threw up yesterday"

Man: "This side is really from the hospital, not lying to you at all, nor asking you for money, because your girlfriend's emergency contact wrote your name, so you must pay attention to this situation."

Liar: "Are you really a doctor?" ”

Man: "Why did I lie to you?" I really am a doctor."

Scammer: "Excuse me, my girlfriend went to the hospital for a check-up?" ”

Male: "Yes, checked, not optimistic, if only it had been found earlier, now it is a little late to find out"

Liar: "Doctor, what's going on?" ”

Man: "Didn't I say that?" What is shown on the film is that there is a shadow in her stomach, and this shadow of her is constantly expanding."

Liar: "My girlfriend, does she know about this?" Doctor"

Man: "Now I don't dare to talk to your girlfriend too much, her illness is not a matter of one day or two days, for now, she still has 8 months at most."

Scammer: "8 months? Is it cancer? What's going on? These 8 months? She was fine yesterday, didn't she just throw up? ”

Male: "Women have a very high incidence of this disease, and everyone may have this day, you know?" ”

Scammer: "Which hospital are you in?" Am I going over to our face-to-face conversation now? ”

Man: "You don't use it, because I'm going into the operating room soon, and I'll explain this to you on the phone now."

Scammer: "Doctor, can this be operated on?" What are the odds of surgery? How much money do I need to prepare here? ”

Man: "I can't be sure about this now, mainly because of this shadow in your daughter-in-law's belly, the size of its position, besides, are you now husband and wife?" ”

Liar: "We're not married yet, it's coming soon, I'm going to make some more money and we're going to get married again, it doesn't matter, no matter what she becomes, I have to marry her, I'll marry her."

Man: "Don't get excited first, you have to hurry up and get married, or your daughter-in-law has this disease, she is not very legal."

Scammer: "I'm sure I'm married to her, why isn't it legal, Doctor, is it convenient for you to arrange surgery?" Can it be arranged as soon as possible? Is my daughter-in-law still in the hospital? I'm going to pick her up."

Man: "I let her go home first, and I don't worry about this first."

Liar: "That line, then don't tell her first, I'll go to her now, we can always call ah, doctor"

Man: "You go back and see, and then you can give her a name for what's in her stomach."

Scammer: "Shall I name the tumor?" Do you want to keep medical specimens or why? ”

Male: "Tumor? Who says it's a tumor? Your daughter-in-law is pregnant, what tumor is not tumor?"

Liar: "I spit out the fragrance, you said earlier, you and I are going around here, what are you doing?" ”

Man: "Aren't you just scaring and scaring you?" Can you cherish it without scaring? You haven't been married after someone else has been with you for so long, do you mean it...? "[Yay] [Yay] [Yay]

Man: "Hello, hello, are you Gao Xiang?" Liar: "Hey, who are you?" Man: "I want to ask what is the relationship between Li Yuchun and you?" Liar: "Li Yuchun?"

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