1. The second generation of the first rich went on a blind date, and the girl asked, "Do you have a sports car?" Fu Er Dai scratched his head: "This is not true, my family only has SUVs" The girl scorned: "Then you are still a rich second."

1. The second generation of the first rich went on a blind date, and the girl asked, "Do you have a sports car?" The rich second generation scratched his head: "This is not true, my family only has SUVs" The girl scornfully said: "Then you are still a rich second generation, let's forget it." Out of the door, the girl saw Fu Er Dai walking straight to a Maserati sports car and the girl ran over breathlessly, and said, "Hate, don't you mean you don't have a sports car, what is this!" Fu Er Dai said, "Isn't this just an SUV?" The girl looked at him, suddenly realized, shook her head and walked home, the girl's mother scolded: "Are you stupid, the rich second generation you still can't see, what do you want." The girl said helplessly: "You just say that his height, look at the car is an SUV, I don't want to be with him." "

2. The brother-in-law and his sister are engaged and buy a new house in Tomson Yipin, which is 100,000 yuan. Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law transferred 100,000 yuan to her brother-in-law with Alipay the next day. So the brother-in-law bought a house of 1800,000, and also bought 2 large toy pigs wrapped in bamboo charcoal, and put them on the sofa to absorb formaldehyde. One day, Dad and Mom came to visit the house. The second elder sat on the sofa drinking tea, and his mother suddenly asked: "This new house has formaldehyde, have you put anything to suck it?" Need to buy greenery? The brother-in-law said without hesitation: "Yes, there are two pigs sitting on the sofa helping to take drugs..."

3. After graduating with my master's degree, I stayed in Beijing to work. Today, my parents came to Beijing from Daliangshan to see me, and they saw that I lived in a 10-square-meter basement, which was very painful. The old mother cried: "The salary of the master's student is so low? Me: "The salary of master's students is not low, the monthly salary is 30,000 yuan." Dad asked, "Then why do you live here?" I said helplessly: "Many people with an annual salary of millions also live here!" ”

4. I am a high-achieving student who graduated from Tsinghua University and went to Foxconn for an interview this time. The examiner asked me, "Do you have a girlfriend?" I said, "Yes." The examiner asked again, "Is she your first love?" I said, "Yes." Then, the examiner said leisurely: "I'm sorry we can't use you, because you lack the initiative to constantly pursue new things." ”

5. The doctors who stayed in the hospital during the New Year were idle. On this day, I went to the hospital to check for skin problems, and all the doctors in the clinic looked at me. The last few doctors have come to the conclusion that there should be skin problems because of fat sweating and oily breathability. After the doctor read it, he pushed me !!!!!!!! Recommended endocrinology, looked at the endocrinology department, the endocrinologist pushed me again!! Recommend nutrition department to let me lose weight. Just like that, I ran to the nutrition department again, and the nutrition doctor sat with me for a morning and told me how to lose weight!

6. On my wedding day, my father personally opened the door to send me to my mother-in-law's house. Usually 20 minutes away Dad drove for an hour.

I asked Dad: Dad, how come you drive so slowly! Dad said, "I'm driving so slowly because I want to stay with you a little longer."

I kissed him several times, and then talked to my father about it, and my father said: "At that time, I felt that the back was too heavy, and I couldn't hold my head in the direction, and for our safety, I could only open slowly."

7. The female boss is abandoned by the scumbag, and I have always been by her side. On that business trip, the female boss tried to take me with her. After arriving at the hotel, the landlady said: Let's open a room, right? I was frightened by the sudden happiness and was stunned. The landlady looked at me and asked, "Why, don't you agree?" I said: Agree. I thought to myself that this trip was worth the trip, I was still a single dog, and finally I had a big money, which was really rich and colorful. Just happy, the landlady said: What are you laughing at? I said: No laughing. The landlady said: Don't think too much, we live in a room, it is for you to stand at the door and serve as a bodyguard for me, I am afraid of being harassed.

8. When I was studying at Peking University School of Medicine, I went to Peking Union Medical College Hospital for internship. Today, I followed the director to check the room. When I met my brother in the ward, I asked him: How was your defense yesterday? The master brother had not yet spoken, and the patient next to him immediately rushed to answer:, my stool has been very good, that is, yesterday's a little dry.

9. My sister and I shared a single apartment and had a fever at home yesterday. I asked my sisters to come home from work with some fruit, who would have thought... She came back with a bag of green and purple turnips. I said helplessly: What about fruit? Sister: Isn't it? This radish is sweet, and we often pull it out in the north and wash it and nibble it directly. I...... Is this the rabbit under the Guanghan Palace? But to be honest it tasted so good, I nibbled on half a bag with hatred...

10. My son's little head melon is very strange, and he often asks strange questions that make me not know how to answer them. Once the TV was playing the underwater world, and my son was fascinated. He suddenly turned to me and asked, "Dad, what if you see a turtle on the beach that can't turn over?" I was brushing my phone, and without looking up, I said: I can do it, take it home and cook soup!

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