1. On the train, there is a male passenger lying on the upper bunk and a female passenger lying on the lower bunk, and the two do not know each other. At this time, the male passenger said to the female passenger, help me get a towel from the bag under the bed. Female riders

1. On the train, there is a male passenger lying on the upper bunk and a female passenger lying on the lower bunk, and the two do not know each other. At this time, the male passenger said to the female passenger, help me get a towel from the bag under the bed. The female passenger smiled mysteriously and said, Let's pretend to be husband and wife! Male passengers' eyes lit up when they heard it, how to dress up as a husband and wife? At this time, the woman said loudly, the soul is weak, you will not take it yourself...

2. Today, a sister's girlfriend went to the sister's house to play, the sister's parents were very warm to entertain her girlfriend, and the sister took her girlfriend out for a walk in the evening. When she came back, the sister came to the door, and her mother saw that the sister was alone, and thought that the sister had sent her girlfriend back. Her mother: Worthy of my daughter, pick an ugly girl as a good friend, so that you look beautiful! Her girlfriend had ignored the sister until now.

3, the buddy family's golden retriever gave birth to a litter of puppies, usually I like dogs, so the brothers gave me one! The little golden retriever is very spiritual, and after a while he will become acquainted with me, and I will love it! My mother was surprised and said to me, "It seems that you have a lot of affinity!" I said, "Maybe I'm a single dog with him, and it's hard to find a confidant, so I feel sorry for each other!" The old mother smiled contemptuously: "Thanks to your face, such a big person has no girlfriend!" I'm afraid that if the tengu is full of children and grandchildren, you will end up alone....."

4. Recently, there was a local tycoon chasing the sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law rejected the local tycoon. The local tycoon was very angry, threw the Huawei p40pro mobile phone to the ground and asked: "Why don't you like me??? The sister-in-law said: "You are not the type I like, I like the kind of thin and clean, tall, big legs, and then, a little less talking, gentle and calm, is the kind of herbivorous man, and at the same time high-sighted, worth relying on, preferably a melon face, with long eyelashes!!! "Oh, it turns out you like giraffes!!! "After saying that, I went to Africa and bought a giraffe and gave it to my sister-in-law...

5. When I first graduated from college, I entered a company with great ambition. Not counting the boss six people, the boss made me the vice president, and his wife was the director. The four sales managers are East China, South China, Central China and West China. A few of our bosses ate steamed buns and instant noodles together for half a year. I had a full and happy life, but unfortunately it ended up going out of business!

6. I am a student at the School of Liberal Arts of Peking University. There is a roommate in the dormitory who comes from a family of scholars and has been familiar with literary masterpieces since childhood. His favorite is Journey to the West, claiming that there is nothing in Journey to the West that he does not know. I asked, "What is in the burden that the sand monk has picked up?" Roommate: "Clothes, no, it seems that the four of them never change their clothes, eat, it seems to be all fate, go out to find food, daily necessities..." Since that day, he has lost sleep, and every day he is studying what is in the burden!

7. Yesterday I went to Quanjude with my fat girlfriend to eat, and I suddenly felt anxious, so I went to the toilet. When I was just about to go out, I heard a woman's voice: Now people are really unqualified, and they don't flush the toilet after !!! I was immediately frightened, and it was over, and I went to the women's toilet. But then came a man's voice: "I'm going to get on it." Oh I went, where the hell am I???

8, the mother found a girl in her hometown to go on a blind date. After the meeting, both sides had a good impression and were very happy to exchange contact information. After a few days of talking, I wanted to go to the woman's house to meet her parents. The first time I went, I brought good cigarettes and good wine, the woman's parents were also very satisfied with him, and when she left, the woman's parents said a few polite words about what to buy things for? Tell him to take things with him. As soon as I heard it, it was a waste of me, so I quickly took it away again. Got into trouble with the girl that night!?

9. The brother-in-law was expelled for causing a female teacher to become pregnant and went to a technical school to study. He especially likes to go to the library and often sits face to face with the goddess. That time finally plucked up the courage and threw a piece of paper to watch a movie. After ten minutes, the goddess stood up and said slowly: I should go, do you want to be together? Then, the brother-in-law did not raise his head and said the most crucial words: You go first, I haven't finished reading it yet.

10. The old man gave me 2.8 million yuan to start a business, and I spent 2 million yuan to buy a Porsche 911. Then he used the remaining 800,000 to open a noodle restaurant. Last night, a woman came to me to eat noodles. Just because of 1 yuan, I quarreled with my wife, and then I quarreled and cried on the table. I hurried up to persuade her and told her that she didn't want her money for food. I didn't expect her to cry and say: I didn't cry because of money, I didn't expect that I would argue with others for 1 yuan, this is not the life I want.

11, when I was in high school, I liked a female classmate, and once I kissed her after school, thinking that it was a big deal to be slapped. But she didn't hit me, and ran away with her ponytail flicked. I think there is a drama, and I smirk from time to time on the way home. Fantasizing that we will study together, progress together, go to college together, graduate together, work together, save enough money to get married and have children, boys like me, girls like her... Thinking about what name to give your child? Her brother dragged me into the alley and beat me up. "

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