In the middle of the night, a man downstairs shouted, "Get up for me when you're asleep!" "It sounds like I've drunk too much, I looked at the window, and the lights of many residents' homes were on, and then I looked at this person, who looked quite beautiful."

In the middle of the night, a man downstairs shouted, "Get up for me when you're asleep!" "It sounds like I've drunk too much, I looked at the window, and the lights of many residents were on, and then I looked at this person, who looked quite beautiful!" Then the man shouted, "Open the windows for me when you get up!" "Many residents inexplicably open their windows and look out to see what's going on. The buddies continued to shout, "Let's see whose child I am, bring me back!" ”

2, our school, the number of boys is absolutely dominant. Yesterday was November 11, the legendary Singles' Day. The school suddenly sounded the air defense siren, and everyone was puzzled and talked about it. A brother: "The school is warning the bare sticks to quickly find a partner", everyone feels reasonable. At this time, another brother came to say, "This is the school calling on everyone to fly... ”

3, Honey is 30 years old and not married, the reason is that she has not met anyone she likes. The day before yesterday, the girlfriend went on a blind date, and when she went there, the man was in his thirties, Mediterranean, full of freckles, or teeth, which is exactly what the girlfriend likes! So the girlfriend fell in love with the man at first sight, and when she ate, the girlfriend said: If you are willing to marry me, I will not only not want a penny of dowry, but also send you 100,000 yuan dowry! The man was very shocked, hesitated for half a day and asked: Sister, do you have a gift in your stomach? The girlfriend was angry at that time and beat the man on the ground, so the blind date was yellow again!

4. Sitting on a park bench to cool off, an unknown dog ran up to me and squatted down. At this time, a beautiful woman also came over and said, "I took you out for a walk, not a blind date." Oops, isn't that a reference to mulberry acacia? I smiled at the girl slightly: "Beauty, if I am not mistaken, you should be single now, right?" How do you know? I pointed to the dog next to me: "It is very weak and needs to rest..."

5, dad hid private money was found by his mother, he still did not repent, his mother was angry, but the two had a big fight! I hurried to persuade him, and finally the two shook hands and made peace. Thinking of the usual father and wife to manage the strict appearance, this time actually quarreled with the mother that the house was about to collapse, so I sent a circle of friends: the house is about to be demolished, wow gaga........ Comments on the fryer at the bottom: Sleeper, you are here to show off your wealth, right? Laughing so happily, how much compensation!

6, after marriage with my wife, I smelled a smell on her body, and my wife said that it was body fragrance, and I had always believed in it. Until yesterday I went to the bathhouse to take a bath, when I changed clothes, I smelled this smell of a big brother next to me, and when I saw my curious eyes, the big brother smiled and said: Buddy, I'm sorry, my fox smell is a bit heavy!

7. One day, a pregnant college classmate came to my house to play. She said: "For some reason, after I became pregnant, I always liked to eat something that I didn't usually like to eat. I said, "Yeah, that's the same when I was pregnant with my son!" Suddenly, the son said, "Mom, that's because I want to eat." ”

8, in the morning crowded bus, behind me a man's mobile phone rang: "I am looking up at the moon..." I turned to look at him and said: "Brother, taste the same as me, my mobile phone ringtone is also this." He touched the back of his head and smiled sheepishly. When I first arrived at the door of the company, my colleague said to me: "Don't you have a mobile phone with you?" Just called you how did you not answer. "As soon as I touched my pocket, I went...

9, nephew: "Uncle, how rainy is it here in the spring?" Me: "Not sure, sometimes less." Nephew: "You live here when you were a child, don't you know?" Me: "Then aren't you here when you play small?" Also ask me! Nephew: "I haven't lived as long as you!" "I...

10, yesterday beat my son, today he said to me: Dad, I will obey well in the future, don't beat me. I said: How can this be, how can this ancestral craft be lost, your grandfather beat me like this before. Top up: Rammed

1 "Enter the group and give a small gift, come in." "WeChat friends added me to the group." What group? "I asked." Leak collection, cosmetics, clothing, everything you need, very cheap. "I also built a group of this kind, you enter my group, mine is more cost-effective." "Really? Where do you get the goods from, let's compare the source of goods. "I have a factory here, you can just load the goods from me." Why am I being blocked? There really is a factory near me, why doesn't she believe it, don't believe it?

12, the electronics factory has been working for 3 years, from entering the factory to now has been single. The female group leader thought that I was a very good person, so she introduced me to a girl, saying that the family conditions were average but the people were very good, and they did not spend money indiscriminately. As soon as I heard that such a wife was not easy to find now, I immediately made an appointment with the girl. After eating, she suddenly said that she wanted to climb the mountain, supposedly should take the tour bus, she had to save dozens of dollars, dragged me over the mountain, I almost tired to lie down, this wife I can still want?

13, friends my age are urged by their parents to marry every day. But my parents were very open-minded and turned down anyone who introduced me to a boyfriend, saying they wanted to respect me. I've always been thankful to have a pair of parents like that. To this day, I overheard my parents talking. Dad said, "Today someone introduced a boyfriend to my girlfriend again." The old mother said: "Can't promise, the girl is so capable, if she is married, who will brush the bowl?" Who washes clothes? Let's talk about it in a few years! ”

14. Mr. Qian Zhongshu had this evaluation of Ms. Yang Dai, and was later regarded by sociologists as a model of ideal marriage: Before meeting her, I never thought about getting married. 2, with her for so many years, never regretted marrying her as a wife. 3, never thought of marrying another woman.