1. Video chat with my daughter-in-law in the evening and tell her I just got a vaccine. Who knew that she suddenly changed her face and asked me: What about your money for vaccinations? I asked with a confused face: What money, vaccinations are all

1. Video chat with my daughter-in-law in the evening and tell her I just got a vaccine. Who knew that she suddenly changed her face and asked me: What about your money for vaccinations? I asked with a confused face: What money, vaccinations are free! The daughter-in-law said with a serious face: Don't think I don't know, there are three hundred yuan for vaccination in Shanghai, send me the money quickly. At this time, my mother also came to me and said: Yes, call the money quickly, my daughter-in-law and I just went to eat hot pot. Hearing this, my heart was suddenly cold, and I said with tears: Have you forgotten that I have been going to Chengdu for more than a month, and I am no longer in Shanghai.

2. Yesterday my mother stewed bone broth and went out to buy vegetables. When my sister-in-law was hungry after work, she took a piece from the pot and nibbled it on the right incense, and I heard someone knock on the glass. My sister-in-law raised her eyes, and outside the window, my brother was staring at her and shouting: Put down, you put down... The sister-in-law was startled, silently put down the ribs in her hand, and was wronged... Just listen to my brother: I've been staring at you for half a day! So unconscious! You always chew on the left side, and the asymmetry of the face is not beautiful. Remember, chew on your right side later, you know?!!!

3. The two twin brothers in the neighbor's house made a mistake again, the eldest saw his mother coming, and quickly slipped away without a word, but the second brother was caught by his mother, and later the second brother was trained to cry bitterly. Finally, the second brother choked up while saying: You have been biased towards my brother since you were a child! His mother said: How did I get biased toward him? The second brother threw a handful of snot and said: Why was I 5 pounds when I was born and 7 pounds when my brother was born?

4. The old man was often punished by his mother-in-law to kneel, and he really knelt, and I bumped into this scene several times. I said to my mother-in-law: How much to save some face for a man, otherwise how will he meet people in the future?? In this way, I don't even have the face to recognize him as an old man. The mother-in-law nodded thoughtfully, and later, the mother-in-law set up a shrine in her house. The old man worshipped God very religiously, and often knelt down to worship for most of the day.

5. At the beginning of last year, a friend asked me to borrow 4,000 yuan. However, seeing that it was about to be the New Year, the 4,000 yuan was borrowed for a year and did not pay it back. So I called and asked him for it. Friend said: Really sorry brother, I forgot to be busy, these two days will be for you, by the way, please have a meal. Then on this day we came to the restaurant, eating and drinking and telling the past. At the end of the drink, I couldn't help but lend him 5,000 yuan... Most importantly, I paid for my meal before I left...

6. In order to buy a house for my brother-in-law, my daughter-in-law sold the Passat icon I had just bought.

After I lost my car, I took a taxi in the morning to go to work.

In the car, I couldn't help but ask the master: Is it you on the service card?

Master: Yeah, can't you see it?

Me: You've played racing before, right?

Master: Yes, in the past, when I was on the track, I often let others run for more than ten seconds first, and finally I still got the first.

Me: I also love racing, I've had the pleasure of winning the championship twice, where do you run the car?

Master: I play randomly, see what field the system gives me! But I still like prop races.

7. I went on a business trip to a remote area, and there were few rooms in the hotel, and several people lived together. One morning, my brother bought a small dumpling and put it on the table to wash my face and brush my teeth. When I returned, the small dumplings were gone. I didn't mean to say anything. The next morning, I bought another cage of dumplings and licked them all in front of everyone before I went to wash my face and brush my teeth. When I came back, the skin was still there and the filling was gone.

8. After getting up in the morning, one of the buddies shouted, "Fellow prisoners!! Don't sleep!! I tell you all the good news!! As soon as the words stopped, everyone in the prison instantly climbed up from the window and asked, "Speak quickly!" What good news!! The man swallowed and said, "I just overheard the prison guard chatting and said that the WIFI password is 123456789!" "Wow!! That's great!! Nice job!! "Everyone was packed up in a jubilee and tearful. After a while, a person suddenly woke up and said, "Wait... What are we happy about?

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