1, there is a young woman in the unit divorced, when she left work this night, she secretly stuffed a card for me, I walked to the place where no one looked, it was a hotel room card. One in my heart

1, there is a young woman in the unit divorced, when she left work this night, she secretly stuffed a card for me, I walked to the place where no one looked, it was a hotel room card. My heart skipped a beat, and I thought to myself, is this the legendary peach blossom luck? At this moment, the boss stopped me and told me to make a plan, which I would have tomorrow morning. I was resentful, but there was no way, who made her my boss? The boss Shi Shiran left the company, I thought for a moment, found another female colleague Amei, she has a strong business ability, if you let her help me do this plan, it will be no problem. Ame smiled and said, is there a date at night? I smiled and said nothing, Ame nodded and said, if you want me to work overtime to help you, you give me two thousand yuan. I didn't say a word, and directly transferred two thousand yuan to her. She patted me on the shoulder and said, you go, the plan is handed over to me!

2. My father-in-law has been retired for many years, and he has more than 8,000 yuan of leave salary every month. Every day, in addition to eating, it is sleeping, resulting in a heavier body. My father-in-law went to the weight loss center to lose weight, and the mentor said to him: If you run eight kilometers a day and run for three hundred consecutive days, you can lose 34 kilograms. After a year, the mentor received his father-in-law's mobile phone, and he had lost so much weight, but he also added a problem. The teacher asked him curiously what the problem was, and the father-in-law said: I have now left my hometown for 2,400 kilometers.

3. After graduating from high school, he entered iQIYI for internship through his father's strong connections. That day, the company suddenly parachuted in a beautiful 20-year-old clerk. I remember meeting her somewhere, with a husband and children, but she falsely reported to her boss that she was single. In order to poke her, I was ready to risk my life to change her notes. One day, while she wasn't there, I stole her cell phone and changed my boss's number to her boyfriend's note. As a result, it didn't take long for her to be promoted to the boss lady!?

4, my husband is an office worker, all day long complaining about how hard it is to work, I always say that I am tired of taking children at home. Today in order to let him experience the hardships of taking the child, let him sleep with the child, I slept alone on the sofa, in the middle of the night the child suddenly woke up, crying for half a day, this goods actually turned over and then snored There is no follow-up. I couldn't bear it, so I took the child over on the couch and coaxed me to sleep, and the next morning the goods shouted: "Wife is not good, get up quickly, the daughter is gone, gone." ”

5. Female: Honey, today is the first anniversary of our love, let's celebrate! M: Okay! You say such a celebration, right? F: I have prepared a big gift for you, I don't know if you like it or not?? M: Honey, as long as you send it, I like everything! F: Really? That's great! Sons, come out, call Daddy, hurry... fast... The back keeps up!

6. When moving bricks in other places, the boss often asked us to invite him to dinner. After the busy evening, I went to have a supper with the boss, and I happened to meet my wife calling. I deliberately told the boss to get him to send me some rice dumplings. So, I said loudly: You plan to buy rice dumplings, don't buy them first, maybe our unit will send it, then there will be more to eat ah! The boss immediately waved to me and said: This year, don't send it, buy more, my family has not bought it yet, can't eat and send it to my house.

7, in the morning I was awakened by a text message, a look is the sms prompt of the account 520. I was very confused, so I sent a message to the manager: Manager, what does this mean? She didn't respond, I was in a hurry, I even asked 3 times, and then she said it was a bonus. Back at the office, I started asking my colleagues, who said they hadn't received any bonuses. After going to work at 7 o'clock, I came to the manager's office to question: Leader, before you promised the project to give 10,000, this bonus shrinkage is a bit serious. The manager said helplessly: Stupid! child. I was a grumpy temper, the bonus was reduced and scolded, I slapped the table and resigned.?

8. When I was a child, we had five children in our family, and I was the youngest. My family was poor and couldn't afford to buy a bicycle, so I had to take a taxi to school every day. In junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leader left me to study for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the principal of the high school thought that I had a promising future and received 30,000 more from me. In my junior year of high school, the class teacher thought that I already had the ability to survive independently, so I quit school.

9, today the rich second generation went to work, just took out a bag of chocolates from the drawer and was seen by a foodie female colleague. Meng Meizi opened a chocolate, looked at the package while eating, and said: Hey, what you bought is fake, the production date is March 21, and it hasn't arrived yet! Early production sold? Fu Er Dai looked at the chocolate in Meng Meizi's mouth and did not dare to tell. Meng Meizi actually saw the shelf life, which expired before the 21st without eating!

10, the company at the end of the month has a business trip, a couple of colleagues took the initiative to apply to go on a business trip, I looked at it and knew that I wanted to take the opportunity to play in the mountains, I first agreed, and then I talked to the man, and arranged a good project for him, on the day of the business trip, he temporarily decided not to go, I asked the company colleagues are not available, no way, for the company's business, I had to go personally as the boss. Strangely enough, after the business trip, I established a relationship with the female colleague. People are like this, sometimes they just lack an opportunity to communicate.

11. When your family eats, you are not so particular about it, and you can eat a dish casually. In the past, the mother-in-law was at home by herself, frying a dish and frying a little less. Later I went home and sautéed a dish, a little more. Then my father-in-law also went home, fried a dish, and fried a little more. These days my husband is back, or stir-fry a dish, again

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