1, the first time I slept with my boyfriend, I hid in the bed and did not dare to come out. My boyfriend saw that I was unwilling and embarrassed to force me, so we fell asleep at a long distance

1, the first time I slept with my boyfriend, I hid in the bed and did not dare to come out. My boyfriend saw that I was unwilling and embarrassed to force me, so we fell asleep at a long distance. At night, suddenly the boyfriend said that this life is so short. At that time, I slipped into his arms and asked him shyly: Have you ever fought for anyone? As a result, the boyfriend came to a sentence: my stomach has been frozen for an hour, and I don't cover the quilt anymore, and I guess I really have diarrhea.?

2, on the bus, there is an extremely dramatic scene, it is really a pity not to watch. The buses are overcrowded, and there are all kinds of people. A young man said: "Squeeze what squeeze, don't squeeze, I have passed several stops and can't get off the car!" The other guy said, "Don't say it big brother, you're better than me, I'm just passing by and being squeezed up." At this time, the uncle in his forties said: "Let me, let me go, let me go, I am the bus driver, who is driving now!" ”

3. Yesterday, my aunt and uncle were very tired after a busy day, and after eating in the evening, my aunt asked my cousin to wash the dishes. The aunt said: The time has come to express filial piety! The cousin walked over very reluctantly and suddenly stepped on his uncle's feet. The uncle immediately became angry and scolded: I will go! My cousin immediately turned around and said, "I won't go if you go!" Uncle: Alas! Mantras hurt! Don't say anything, wash the dishes!?

4, "The boss said, "I know you are 32, if it is 23, I will think about it for my daughter." "You should be single, I exhaled and left, you said you don't just look young and beautiful, have a villa at home, and are you a postdoc?" Why 38, still want to find a 23. You think you're a man?

5. I have been working in a company for six years and am a manager. Today, the company came to an interview with a college student. She is a beautiful girl, and all the conditions are in line with the needs of the company. Just as I was about to admit her, she asked, "Manager, what is your company's WIFI password?" "Without saying a word, I told her the WIFI password. After a few seconds, the girl got up with her handbag and was about to leave. I hurriedly said, "You've been accepted." The girl did not look back, the mouth came out of the mouth: "Sorry, your company's WIFI speed is too slow, I work in such a working environment, it will affect my work efficiency, such a working environment is not suitable for me, goodbye!" ”

6, every night overtime until eleven o'clock, today is no exception, at night I carried the tired body home, found a note on the coffee table, which read: Husband, I have put all the goods into the car, so tired! I went to sleep first. I walked to the door of the room and saw my sleeping wife, shedding tears of sadness. Silently walked to the computer and clicked on the shopping cart in the upper right corner!

7, I made an appointment with my girlfriend to go to the skyscraper to see the stars, and we took the elevator together at night. There were a lot of people in the elevator, and everyone was going to different floors. After entering the elevator, the girlfriend standing on the edge of the control board did not press the floor. I asked doubtfully, "Why don't you press the elevator?" The girlfriend whispered, "We're going to the 49th floor, I can't reach it, so many people I'm embarrassed to jump and press." ”

8, the cousin is a good look association, obviously he does not look good. When he came home from work today, he met a girl sitting on a park bench on the road and crying bitterly. The cousin walked up to her and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Can I help you? The girl looked up and replied, crying, "I'm out of love." The cousin saw the girl's appearance and said, "I'm sorry, but I can't help you with this." My daughter-in-law was still at home waiting for me to eat, so I left first. ”

9. On the eve of the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, I found that the group leader was sad and sad. I asked him what was going on, and he said, "Well, it's over the holidays, and it's going to be blocked again." Me: You don't have a car right now, what are you worried about? Team Leader: If you have big fish and big meat during the festival, my blood vessels are going to be blocked again. Me: It's easy to do without blocking. Team Leader: Is it hard to shut my mouth? Team Leader: No, you put a warning sign next to the big fish and big meat, in order not to block the blood vessels, please go around.

10. Since I was a child, my family conditions were difficult, and I could not afford to pay the tuition fees before I finished college, so I had to drop out of Tsinghua and become a taxi driver to share the pressure for my family. One night, when I was preparing to finish work, I walked to the side of the road and was stopped by a couple, who asked me, "Master, is guida gone?" "I'm sorry, it's not the way," I was about to drive away, when I heard the girl say to the boy: "I blame you, tell you to book an early movie ticket, now it's good, even the school can't go back!" The boy said, "Or won't you be back tonight?" "Hearing this I suddenly recall my student days, alas! Decisively rolled down the window and said to them, "I remembered that I was going to go to Your University to do something, get in the car, let's go!" ”

11. Today, my parents have returned to my hometown, and I am at home alone. After dinner in the evening, I couldn't wait to run to the Internet café and prepare to play games all night. Playing until midnight, my mobile phone suddenly rang, it was the goddess called, saying that she was no one in the house today, and one person was afraid. I immediately put down the cigarette in my hand, threw away the mouse and keyboard, and soaked a large bucket of instant noodles to eat. Then turn off your phone, smoke your cigarette again, and warn yourself that if you are distracted, you will not be able to go to the diamond !!!

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