1, a Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, the scammer has been ignoring her. She had a plan and took a screenshot of the deposit of 910,000, counting on the crooks

1, a Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, the scammer has been ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 9,000 interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan of money that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.

2, my sister especially likes to eat sugar, because of eating sugar, she has already pulled out two bad teeth. Today her teeth began to hurt again, so they asked me to accompany her to extract her teeth. In the hospital, the doctor gave her sister anesthesia, but her sister still felt pain and even cried out. The doctor was sweating profusely and said to me, "You go and open the door to the ward, I'm afraid of misunderstanding." ”?

3. In high school, there was a girl in the class who had been admired for a long time, who was simply the goddess in my mind, and one day she asked me to borrow money, and promised me that she would pay it back, but I was still hesitant. The goddess asked: What are the worries? I said: My mother said that the more beautiful the woman, the more she can't believe it. As a result, the goddess said: You believe your mother's words so much, it seems that your mother's appearance is really not ordinary.

4. The goddess of the brother-in-law's crush knows that the brother-in-law has always been interested in herself. One day the goddess asked the brother-in-law: Silly boy, you have liked me for so long, why don't you chase me? The brother-in-law said: I think it is impossible. Goddess: How do you not chase how to know the impossible. The brother-in-law felt that there was a drama when he heard it, so he offered his hospitality in front of her every day. After a while, the man confessed to her, but unexpectedly was rejected, and he asked her indignantly why? But she said coldly: I just tell you what is impossible with practical actions!

5. On this day, the abbot and the teacher next door went to the five-star hotel to go on a blind date. The abbot said before the meal: Declare in advance that this meal AA. The two spent more than 8,000 yuan to eat, the abbot felt very distressed, and Shi Tai took the initiative to close more than 8,000 yuan, and never contacted again. The abbot called and asked, "Why didn't you contact me?" Shi Tai smiled slightly and said: How can a woman who has been spoiled by a lion look at a wild dog?

6. As a manager, I have a follow-up shift next to me, but today I was hospitalized due to a work injury. After dealing with things, I rushed to the hospital to see him. Just walked to the door of the ward, suddenly heard the trembling voice of the class inside shouting: What should I do if I die? I went through a fierce ideological struggle outside the door, and the words to comfort him were all thought out. I plucked up the courage to open the door and go in, only to find my classmate fighting PUBG!?

7, the cousin looks quite bumpy, and today and a male colleague worked late. On the way back, my cousin said embarrassedly: "You don't send me, you are not afraid of being unsafe?" The colleague laughed and said, "Don't worry! Now we men love to watch gems, you can't scare them! The cousin hurt her self-esteem, turned her head and left, and the colleague said quietly: "If I go to send you, I am afraid that I am not safe!" ”

8. When I was in Sichuan Grain School, it was very formal, and it was difficult to eat takeaway. Today was too hungry, so I ordered a fried sauce noodle, and just after taking the takeaway, I met the principal. I smiled at the takeaway brother and said, "Today you brought me food, brother, what about Dad?" He saw that I was giving him a look, very clever: "Bring something today, just as I passed by today, I brought it." I took out the money and said, "You can take this money back, I can't use this much money here." ”?

9. In the morning, I met a colleague on the bus, and the two of us sat together. The shuttle bus arrived at the door of the unit, and colleague A smeared on his body for half a day and did not get off the bus, and only jumped down when everyone urged. Colleague: Oh, I'm sorry, now I have developed the habit of finding a wallet when I get out of the car. Me: Fortunately, you didn't get into the habit of looking for a wallet together in the morning.

10. Because I was bored with school, I didn't go to school for a week. In the morning, I slept until after 9 o'clock before I opened my eyes, and my dad brought me a plate of chicken legs and put them on the table by the window. I was moved to tears: Dad, or you hurt me, I skipped school and bought me chicken legs! My dad smiled: Silly boy, get up the window and see how I eat these chicken legs!

11, at the end of last year to buy a house, borrowed all the relatives and friends, there is a difference of 50,000, just when I was at a loss, the female colleague in the office lent me and promised to pay her back within a year. Today sent a bonus, I added 5000 interest to pay her back, she insisted on no interest, Alipay turned back, said: "Interest does not charge you, you help me a favor, can you?" I was already embarrassed, and quickly agreed: "No problem, as long as I can do it, you can mention it." Female colleague: "You can absolutely do it, then you are not allowed to regret it." I only bought a station ticket for the New Year, and Chinese New Year's Eve you will drive me back to my hometown that day." "Oh my God, her request is a bit embarrassing to me, her hometown is 800 kilometers away from my home, send her back to that I can't Chinese New Year's Eve food, and then Chinese New Year's Eve that day my hometown also introduced a girl waiting for me to go back to the blind date." I thought about it: "This is a bit difficult, why don't you change it?" "She's angry now, saying I don't count what I say, what should I do?"

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