1, secretly played with the mother-in-law's mobile phone, found that her Alipay spending amount of up to 1.2 million, I immediately cashed out 1.2 million to my mobile phone, took the train and ran. Meet one on the train

1, secretly played with the mother-in-law's mobile phone, found that her Alipay spending amount of up to 1.2 million, I immediately cashed out 1.2 million to my mobile phone, took the train and ran. Met a very beautiful girl on the train. I pretended to stare at her inadvertently for a moment, and who knew that the girl suddenly said to me: The phone is under me. I gave her the phone and she made a call directly with her own phone and returned it to me. I was immediately happy, is this the legendary peach blossom luck? After a while I received a text from her: You zipper is not pulled.

2) My cousin moved his family next door to a beautiful colleague's house last week. After the boss knew, he ridiculed the two of them: Oh, moving so close, do you have any ideas about our big beauty? The cousin said triumphantly: That is, I am not a pig, I must have had an idea to move! Beauty colleague - listen to the shy bowed head, only to listen to the cousin continue to say: her home has wireless broadband, play games are not stuck at all, too good I don't have to pull the network cable myself! Beauty looked up sharply, her face fierce, and scolded: Roll me!

3, the mother-in-law said that when I give birth to the baby, I will give it to her to take, so that we believe that she will bring it as well as the eldest grandson. Listening to this, my husband and I couldn't help but look at each other, invariably looking at the 15-year-old who was still eating with a spoon, did not dare to walk at night, did not dare to set off firecrackers, and only nestled in the big nephew, and at the same time shivered, and said in unison: No, absolutely not! This is really the most terrible thing in the world.

4. My husband was injured, causing him to lose his fertility. We were married for years without children and I couldn't stand divorcing him and then remarrying his single brother. After getting married, he knew how to play games every day and didn't care about me. I said to him last night: Honey, I have a toothache. He: Who let you brush your teeth and eat watermelon, after the little bug came out, you went to brush your teeth again, and now the little bug can't find the watermelon to eat and cry and make trouble in your teeth, crying and making trouble, crying up and down, so it causes toothache.

5, my husband and the female boss traveled for a month, and came back to change a big house for my family. Recently, I found that many people in the community are walking pets, walking cats and walking dogs. My daughter looked at her hungry eyes and had to take out my hairball for a walk. I said it was too dangerous, and my daughter cried and made trouble! I couldn't help her, so I had to agree. The daughter happily dressed up the hairball and tied a bow. Just led to the gate, ran out of a cat, grabbed the hairball (hamster) and slipped away...

6. I have a classmate who has a crush on a boy for a long time and never dares to say hello head-on. As a result, one day I accidentally got the boy's WeChat signal, I took another mobile phone to register an account, and changed the avatar and name to the same as the boy's. Every morning and evening, I use this account to send "Good Morning, Dear", "Good Night, Baby" to my WeChat... When I learned of this, I was stunned by her wisdom...

7. Today, Dad looked at his cousin's face and asked, "What's wrong with you, look at your appearance like who owes you eight million." The cousin said: "I lent my brother 20,000 yuan, until now I don't give it to me, I threw my face back to me in advance, it is really a grandson when I borrow money, a grandfather when I repay money, remember not to lend money to others." Dad: "There's nothing wrong with you saying that, you tell your dad that I can't lend him your bride price money!" ”?

8. The boss took the company's employees to the zoo to see the crocodiles, and he said that if anyone could swim ashore alive, he would fulfill his three wishes. Everyone shook their heads, and suddenly, a large pool of water splashed in the pond, and a man swam desperately in the water, and the queen came ashore alive. So the boss asked, "What are your three wishes?" He replied, "I'm going to have a Gatling, 500 rounds of bullets and tell me who pushed me down... I'm going to beat him into a honeycomb. ”

9. When Fa Xiao got married, he knelt down to pay homage to his father-in-law and changed his mouth after toasting tea. Send a novel: "Dad, you can safely hand over your girl to me!" I will definitely take good care of her, protect her, and if I only have a bowl of porridge, I will definitely let her drink! Well... Of course, she had to leave something for me too! "After saying the whole audience spray rice, this goods has been laughed at by us until today!?

10. Just moved into the new community life, I found that the daughter of the owner of the Lanzhou ramen restaurant downstairs was particularly beautiful, so I often went. Later, he slowly became acquainted with his boss and often drank together. That time the boss asked me for a picture, and I gave it. The next day, when I went to dinner again, I found a picture of me on the door, and it said: No entry.

11, go to the brother's wedding, the hotel is too hot, I complain to the brother: how to pick this place? He said to me with a mysterious face: My mother knows that the air conditioning here is not good, and she specially picked it! I wondered, "Ah, why, let everybody suffer!" The brother's explanation made me completely speechless: how much my mother cut the door, you always know it, look at it, there are many people running hot in the middle of the section, drinking and smoking, saving a lot, even the dishes on each table are less than two dishes!

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