1. I have a friend who does paternity testing, he said that one day a father felt that his son was not his own, secretly saved a few hairs, went to do a paternity test, and found that his son was really not

1. I have a friend who does paternity testing, he said that one day a father felt that his son was not his own, secretly saved a few hairs, went to the paternity test, and found that his son was really not his own. At that time, he looked at the appraisal in a daze, and his face was gray. After a long time, he walked slowly to my friend, returned the appraisal to him, and said, "Leave this appraisal result here forever!" Adoptive relatives are more intimate than blood relatives, children are innocent... When I die, if my son wants, he can come and check. "Say it, turn away... My friend said it was the most loving father he had ever met.

2. When the college students gather, there is a girl on the whole table, which is a bit embarrassing. Then I saw the atmosphere cold and said: Oh, I haven't seen the beautiful for a long time! The other one listened to it and said directly: That's not it, the female eldest eighteen changes, the more it changes, the better it looks! The female classmate was blushing, and a single buddy suddenly said incomprehensibly: Blindly, Sun Wukong seventy-two changes are not still monkeys??

3. The wife sees that the sisters around her have begun to practice yoga to maintain their bodies. So my wife also wanted to improve herself, and then bought a set of tutorials online. The first step is called "lying on your back and inhaling", which is to lie flat and count your breaths. I listened to her lying there counting, but after a while I couldn't hear the sound, and I looked closely and fell asleep.

4. After eating hot pot in Haidilao, I was walking alone in the Civic Park, when I suddenly encountered a very fierce Erha running towards me. It barked wildly at me, and I barked at the dog in a fit of rage. It makes a sound, I also make a sound, it makes two sounds, I also make two sounds, and the sound is particularly loud. When the two of us screamed to win or lose, the dog owner came, and I didn't expect it to be my goddess! I just wanted to calm myself down...?

5. Finally, after waiting for the year-old sports meeting, he arrived for our little holiday. Yesterday and my roommate were thinking, tomorrow I will definitely see a lot of beautiful women. Although the weather is very hot, but the hot weather is the exuberance of our youth, this afternoon 5000 meters long run stuffed to very intense, then a girl next to the track shouted Li Xiaoming with a megaphone, if you run a brother I will be your girlfriend, this love touched the athletes, all the athletes on the track have stopped, the miracle happened like this, a handsome guy on the 3rd lane He began to run backwards... Ran backwards:

6. There was a young man who was very short, one meter six tall, so he never had a girlfriend. One day the youth met a master on the street. The young man walked over to the master and asked: Master, why can't I find a girlfriend? The master smiled slightly and asked, "Do you know which mountain is the highest mountain in the world?" Youth Answer: Mount Everest! The master then asked: Do you know which mountain in the world is the shortest mountain? The youth shook his head: I don't know. The male classmate suddenly realized: Are you saying that I can only be accepted by everyone if I do the best? The master waved his hand: long so short, who will notice you.

7. My brother-in-law and I often go to a bar to drink, and a waitress at the bar is born with a national color and flowers. The brother-in-law fell in love with her at first sight. Since then, the brother-in-law often goes to talk to the girl on the grounds of drinking, and the two have a feeling when they come and go. Just when the two finally cultivated the right results, the brother-in-law caused stomach perforation and cirrhosis of the liver due to excessive drinking. The brother-in-law lying on the hospital bed sighed and said: What a red face!

8. The first two days of the midterm exam, after which the physics teacher walked in with the graded exam paper. The physics teacher threw the paper on the table: "Do you see how you answer this question?" yes? There is a question: Why do I feel cold when I swim ashore? Water evaporates and absorbs heat? How many times have you spoken about it? Or is it written incorrectly, who wrote the answer? Later I learned that it was written by me: The shore is windy!?

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