1. The sister-in-law scored 688 points in the college entrance examination, and the admission score of Tsinghua University was 687 points. At that time, I could spoil my sister-in-law and feel that my luck was too good! She happily sent a friend

1. The sister-in-law scored 688 points in the college entrance examination, and the admission score of Tsinghua University was 687 points. At that time, I could spoil my sister-in-law and feel that my luck was too good! She happily sent a circle of friends: Haha, what luck am I, the admission line is 687 points, I just took the test 688 points! The father-in-law commented in the following seconds: Haha, good coincidence, my daughter also scored 688 points in the college entrance examination! At that time, the sister-in-law was stunned, and replied at the bottom: Dad, do you have any other daughters besides me?

2, I have been on a blind date more than 20 times, and none of them have succeeded. On this day, my sister-in-law introduced me to a blind date. When I arrived, I found that he was a very honest big boy, and I had a good impression of him. After chatting for a while, he started playing with his phone. I felt that there was no drama and was ready to leave, but he said: You wait, I search for how to talk to girls.

3, I have a brother with a very wide range of knowledge, and nothing can be difficult for him. I asked him how he could know so much? He said triumphantly: I didn't do anything in college, and I went to the library to read books when I had nothing to do, so I knew a little more. I sighed with envy: you are so talented! He shook his head helplessly and said: Hey, if you can have a relationship to talk about, who will go to the book when you are fine...

4. The little uncle has just paid the down payment of Tomson Yipin, in order to repay the mortgage, he runs Didi part-time after work. Last night he pulled a guest, visually a big fat man of more than 200 pounds, and the whole back seat was stuffed as soon as the guest got into the car. When it comes to driving, the little uncle always feels that the car is shaking, and after going back and forth several times, the little uncle asks the passenger: Do you feel the car shaking? At this time, the passenger silently put down his foot that was shaking his legs and said: I'm sorry, that's my leg shaking...?

5, the elder brother is a big nerve, brain circuits and normal people are different. Some time ago, he saw a girl in the company and wanted to invite people to come out to play. Since the elder brother was still good-looking, the sister agreed. Yesterday, when they were chatting, my sister suddenly asked him: Do you like tea? He said: Well, I really like to drink iced tea, a large bottle of ice cold, drink it thief cool! Then the girl ignored him.?

6, just now, Kari inexplicably more than ten thousand, confused... After a while, the fiancé called me and said that the money was his, I asked him to say how much money, why did I get stuck, these two goods actually said that in order to prevent his girlfriend, anyway, I can't look at him, let me this safest! Oh, I'll take this money to hire someone to pursue your girlfriend...

7. Have a conflict with a plump daughter-in-law, and agree that who will take care of the other party first will count who loses. After half a day, I had a plan and called Lao Zhang: "Brother Zhang, you said which bathing center girl is good to come, let's go at night." The wife listened and said coldly, "You dare!" I triumphantly said, "You lose!" The next day, Lao Zhang gave me a punch when he met: "You are a second goods, don't call the two wives who know each other in the future, look at my face scratched, hiss ~ ~ "

8, I went out to buy cigarettes, Huawei P40 left home. Suddenly there was a phone call, the sister-in-law looked at the display "10010", the sister-in-law did not think much, directly hung up. After a while, a text message came, and the sender was 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" The little sister-in-law was very worried in her heart, and the gem made the god send a call back: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me. The niece's familiar voice came from the other side of the phone, and the sister-in-law instantly understood the meaning of 10010.

9, the father-in-law is cooking in the kitchen, the little uncle suddenly called the father-in-law: "Dad, I accidentally scratched a car, he wants me to lose 50,000 yuan." Father-in-law: "What kind of car did you scrape?" Open your mouth for 50,000? Little uncle: "Yeah, so I smashed his car in a fit of rage, and now he wants me to accompany 5 million." Father-in-law: "What?" You contrarian son, even if you are sold, our family can't afford it! You are determined to kill me. Little uncle: "Dad, I just joked with you, I just scored 150 points in the college entrance examination, I'm afraid you can't accept it, is this easier to accept?" ”

10, in order to better childbirth, when the third trimester of pregnancy, my husband took me for a walk together, and when I got tired when I walked to a place, I let my husband drink some water. My husband poured a little, and I took a bite out of it, so I shouted again: "Pour! My husband fell a little more, and I shouted again: "Fall, fall, continue to fall." At this moment, only to hear Duang ~ a driver get out of the car and scold: "Who? Who told me to keep pouring? "Me:"

11, my brother works in a bar, and many blind dates think that it is not a serious job and reject him. As a result, my brothers were in their thirties and not yet married, and I was upset when I was pestering me to introduce him to someone. After drinking on this day, I was in a hurry, and I said, "Okay, I have a sister, but you have to invite us to dinner!" The brother listened and nodded hurriedly, and the next day he was going to entertain him. I set up a seat in the restaurant in the evening, and after a while, I arrived with my sister. After eating, the brother scolded angrily: "I have never seen you so faceless, in order to rub rice, bring out the three-year-old sister of the family!" ”

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