1. Take two boxes of Longjing tea leaves, and Go to your girlfriend's house with Chinese cigarettes to propose to your girlfriend, nervous. The mother-in-law was more funny, and smiled and said: My daughter has always been about ninety pounds. Give you half a year

1. Take two boxes of Longjing tea leaves, and Go to your girlfriend's house with Chinese cigarettes to propose to your girlfriend, nervous.

The mother-in-law was more funny, and smiled and said: My daughter has always been about ninety pounds. Give you half a year, with a hundred pounds as the standard, a low pound of fifty thousand dowry, a high pound of upside down a dowry of 100,000, how?

When I was hesitating, my girlfriend happily agreed.

In the next few months, she ran to my house to eat and drink without any problems, and my mother willingly changed the way to make food for her.

Later, I began to admire the emotional intelligence of my mother-in-law, 100,000 dowries, and three victories in one fell swoop. 1. A son-in-law who loves her daughter. 2. Create a harmonious relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. 3. Half a year after marriage, I was happy to have a white and fat grandson.

2. Drinking sheep soup at a restaurant on the winter solstice, I was alone at the time, and the hostess was tutoring her daughter with her homework.

Then, I heard the little girl say to her mother: See that uncle wearing glasses, do you want to ask him?

Definitely encountered a problem, the boss lady will not, I secretly like to show her talent, maybe the boss lady can be free of orders.

When I added two or two wines, half a pound of lamb, slowly ate and drank again, I shouted the checkout.

During the period, the little girl also reminded her mother twice that the boss lady did not want to come to ask for advice.

3. Yesterday I went to my mother-in-law's house with my wife. The mother-in-law found several younger brothers with the same surname as his wife to eat together. At the dinner table, a few single brothers asked: How did you catch up with my sister in the first place, we don't have a girlfriend yet, teach us. I took a sip of wine: bold and careful, not faceless, stalking and willing to spend money... Just when I was talking about the dragon flying phoenix dance, I was actually splashed with a cup of cold water by my wife, and I woke up in an instant.....

4. In Huawei work often overtime, it is difficult to rest a day, at 11 o'clock in the morning my mother had to call me up the window, I just can't afford it, my mother put me two thousand yuan in the window. Let me get up immediately, I saw the money immediately sober. Smiling and giggling, he asked, "Mom, how is it so good, give me back the money." My mother said: "After a while, your cousins who went to Tsinghua University brought objects to play at our house, you are a single dog, I am afraid that you will be embarrassed, and I think that you are 30 years old and have no girlfriend is too humiliating, you take the money to go out and play." ”

5. Since her sister-in-law got married, her weight has been increasing. Yesterday I asked my sister-in-law to have dinner together, and I was shocked to see her 200 pound figure. I couldn't help but say: "Before you got married, you only had 100 pounds, and now you are 200 pounds, are you going to be fat all the time?" The sister-in-law said, "Alas, I blame my husband for this!" I asked curiously, "You look so fat, is it related to your husband?" Sister-in-law: "When we got married that year, the average price of our bride price there was 30,000, and my father asked my husband for 100,000 yuan, and he felt very bad!" Me: "What does that have to do with your weight?" Sister-in-law: "When I grow to 300 pounds, won't he lose money!" ”

6. Son: Mom, I seem to be the worst of the few friends we grew up with! Wife: What's wrong? Son: Today we write homework together, in the same time, Xiaomei writes the most, Xiaoqiang arithmetic has the most, and Xiaoli has done the most handicrafts! Only I am behind in everything! Wife: Son, in fact, you have more! Son: Really? How did I not know? Wife: You have a lot of food, compared with a few of them, in the same day, you eat the most, and you pull the most!

7. This morning, there were a lot of people in the breakfast shop downstairs of our house, so a young couple and I shared a table and sat across from me. The girls were very good-looking, so I looked at them twice more, and I didn't expect to be discovered by the boys. He snapped a Volkswagen car key on the table to scare me! So I put a Ferrari car key, Cadillac and Lincoln icon, and several car keys I threw on the table, the man led the woman gray away... Really, you and I have a key to what to pack!

8. When I went to work today, I found that a female colleague who had never been late was actually late today. Just as I was wondering, she came into the office and the boss asked, "Why are you late?" She explained: "I just saw a car accident on the road, a man was thrown out of the car, he broke his leg, his head was also scratched, bleeding a lot, fortunately I learned surgical first aid." Boss: "So how did you deal with it?" She said in horror: "I sat on the ground with my head on my knees, so that I was not frightened to faint." ”

9. Last week I went to Sanya on a business trip, and my wife, who had just got my driver's license, actually drove my Maiten back to her mother's house. I told my wife to pay attention to safety when driving. As a result, the next day I was still dreaming, and I was woken up by my wife's urgent telephone ringing. Half dreaming and half awake, I heard her whisper: I just want to ask you, how to put away the airbag, and what is the insurance company phone number you bought? I'm no big deal compared to the car!

10. My husband has been working overtime regularly recently, and in order to treat my husband, I decided to make braised pork for my husband at night. After the ingredients were prepared, I was ready to start cutting the meat, only to accidentally cut my fingers. At this time, the daughter who was watching TV came to the kitchen, looked at the blood stuck on the meat and the board, and the daughter said solemnly: Are you coloring the braised meat, or are you dripping blood to recognize your relatives?

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