After the exam, the niece did not get good grades, sad, her mother was like menopausal syndrome, and she kept talking about whose children were better. Finally she got angry and yelled at her mother, "This is your fault."

After the exam, the niece did not get good grades, sad, her mother was like menopausal syndrome, and she kept talking about whose children were better. Finally she got angry and yelled at her mother, this blames you for your bad genes, low IQ, and I have worked so hard to make up for the shortcomings of the innate inferior genes.

2, girls should let their boyfriends play LOL but to play can only take your QQ number to play not allowed to take his own number and then let him play every day when he ranks, he really can't leave you anymore because after the breakup you changed the QQ password, he will feel that you are not even alive.　　

3. I asked my mother, "How many bride price do you plan to ask for when I get married in the future?" Mom smiled slightly: "300,000 starts." I exclaimed, "Are you crazy? Mom: "In this way, others will think that you can't marry because the bride price is high, not because you can't marry because you are ugly." ”

4, I have liked to help others since I was a child, once Grandma Wang in the hospital fell, I immediately sent her to the hospital. The doctor jokingly asked me, "Aren't you afraid of touching porcelain?" I said, "Don't be afraid!" Because Grandma has a beautiful, understanding granddaughter!

5, the brother-in-law is a vegetable market seller, because too picky door immediately run three can not marry a daughter-in-law. Last night we both went to the barbecue stall for a drink and he said, "Women now, I value money too much, and my girlfriend broke up because I didn't buy her a diamond ring!" I quickly said, "That would be infuriating!" Brother-in-law: "There is even more angry, broke up, I want to return all the money spent on her for 3 years, she actually paid the bill." I said, "I can't sue her!" The brother-in-law replied: "It is not worth it to fight a lawsuit for the 82 yuan and 3 cents..."

6. In order to admit me, a university gave me a scholarship of 600,000 yuan, and I immediately went to this school to study. On the first day of school, I met a girl who liked it very much and planned to pursue it. Because at the end of the month, my pockets were shy, and a few good brothers in the dormitory raised more than a hundred for me. The result can be imagined, after ordering the dish, the girl is not good, and actually left without eating a few bites. Then a few of us in the dormitory leaned hard against eating instant noodles and topped down that month. Years later, I don't remember what the girl looked like, but the way my brothers scolded me for their waste and gave me the only bag of squeezed vegetables to comfort me is timeless.

7, "I hope you don't meet people like me again, sensitive, lack of love, always make trouble with you, often think blindly, always noisy you accompany me, always make you very tired!" 」 But I also hope that you can meet such a person, because such a person really loves and loves you. ”

8. Hello, tomorrow] From June 16, the emergency response level of Beijing will be adjusted from level 3 to level 2. In the past five days, Beijing has reported a total of 106 local cases, and the situation is compelling and challenging. Adjusting the response level according to the situation reflects the fact of seeking truth from facts; taking epidemic prevention and control as the most important and urgent task at present, demonstrating the determination of prevention and control. Hot dry noodles have been boiled over, baked cold noodles have been boiled over, and fried sauce noodles must be able to survive too!

9, through years of experience, I think the physics test questions are all asked like this: If you have four pencils and I have seven apples, how many pancakes can be put on the roof? Correct answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

10, my son learned English, the words are mixed, and I want to beat him if I am angry. My son said, "These words all look alike, and I can't tell the difference." I said, "Don't look for objective reasons, find more reasons for yourself." The son nodded and realized, "I'm not genetically good." ”

1 Love marriage this thing is compared to who stinks not to face. When there was true love but did not dare to confess, ruined a batch, after being together because of the opposition of the other party's family, it was difficult to go a batch, when they got along, they were embarrassed to apologize and reconcile with each other because of quarrels, and forced away a batch, and they survived to the end to be able to tie the knot, are the ultimate heroes who are bold and thin-skinned.

12. Netizens: China Railway sells a large number of seatless tickets every year, but for a long time, seatless tickets are still sold at full price. When it comes to the Spring Festival, please be considerate of the migrant worker brothers who have left their hometowns, because they cannot grab a seat ticket because of their conditions and knowledge. Some people are ten or twenty hours a stop, they can not enjoy the service matching the price of the car, so the no-seat train ticket is sold at half price, do you support it?

13, the brother-in-law attends the aristocratic kindergarten and often has some strange ideas. During the meal, the brother-in-law asked the mother-in-law: Mom, why does the doctor have to hit the ass for the injection? The mother-in-law thought about it and said: Because the flesh on the ass is thick, it does not hurt! The brother-in-law also asked: Plastic surgery people are all giving injections in the face, does it mean that the plastic surgery people have thick skin? mother-in-law:......

14, yesterday the buddies were going to hold a wedding, after learning the news, I and the other buddies were shocked. Because I had never heard that he had a girlfriend, why did he suddenly have to get married? We went to ask him why, and the buddy looked happy and said that the last time the car hit a girl. Then he went to work every day to take care of it, took care of it for a month, and the two of them got better and picked up a wife. Then I went straight home and drove my hand tractor out, and then I lost 200,000 yuan.