1, girlfriends have changed a lot recently, and when they get older, they begin to understand the non-necessity of socializing. I don't drink social wine, I don't go to socializing, and I don't sing social songs. Start attending corporate apartment activities

1, girlfriends have changed a lot recently, and when they get older, they begin to understand the non-necessity of socializing. I don't drink social wine, I don't go to socializing, and I don't sing social songs. Began to participate in the health activities of the company apartment activity center, and the activity center of the elderly to play mahjong, square dance, deeply loved and praised by the elderly. However, recently I found that these elderly people are basically the parents and relatives of the company's management cadres... But also found that the girlfriend's v circle of friends every day in the health supplements of the popular science soft text recommendation...

2, there is another brother! "I wish you happiness and well-being, all the best, all the best, the money is rolling in, and you will always have health!" The men were found by the police for drunk driving. In the square dance, he tactfully rushed into the crowd. But because the speed of drinking could not keep up with the police, he was discovered by the police! Take him away the two old men beside him and say in horror, "My mother! Jump unsteadily and even have to be caught!

3. Opposite the university girls' dormitory building is the boys' dormitory building. At nightfall, everything was silent, and I overheard a boy shouting from the male dormitory: "Wei Qinghua, I love you!" Suddenly, the women on the opposite floor exploded the pot, envious and jealous, whose boyfriend played romance like this? After a while, a voice in the boy's dormitory building couldn't bear to yell out: "Who just shouted the name of the brother?!" "The world suddenly went silent...

4. When I used to go to school, I deliberately draped my hair without him, which was convenient for listening to songs. Once in math class, I knocked on the table at the same table, pulled my hair up so he could see the headphones, then pointed to the teacher, and then to my mouth. Signaling him that the teacher had come and called me, I was listening to the song. Looking at him with a "I get it" look, I lowered my head and picked out the song. Who knew that this cargo suddenly raised his hand and shouted: "Teacher Wang! I said at the same table that he was listening to a song and told you to speak quietly..."

5, when I was in school before, I was bullied by a poor student, and finally one day, the small universe broke out, pointing at him and yelling: "You wait, in the future I will definitely find you to settle the account." "Ten years later, the oath was fulfilled, he became my boss and I became his accountant.

6, before, I went home, my mother boasted to me that Aunt Zhang's son worked well, people understood things, and often helped Aunt Zhang to do housework, which was very filial piety. I thought to myself that my sister was not yet married, so I told my mother: Aunt Zhang's son is so good, it is better to tell him, let him be your son-in-law. Who knew that the mother quickly shook her head and said: No, no, the child listens to fucking everything, there is no opinion at all, if your sister marries him, there is no good life. Since then, I have never heard my mother praise Aunt Zhang's son again...

7, Uncle Zhang came to live for a few days, before leaving, took out 100 yuan and said to his nephew: "You keep this money for pocket money." Remember, the money should be put away, and if you lose it, you can give it away in vain. The nephew said excitedly; "You know, the fool gave the money to the uncle for free and thought about it, and said, "Then you give me the money." ”~~

8, the husband exhaled and said: "Which little mischievous person took the money in my wallet?" Wife: "How can you suspect the children, maybe it's not them who take the money, it's me!" Husband: "It won't be you, because the wallet hasn't been emptied."

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