1. A girl has a python as a pet. For more than ten years, my sister and the python ate and slept together. But recently snakes have started not eating! The girl was very worried. So the girl brought a python

1. A girl has a python as a pet. For more than ten years, my sister and the python ate and slept together. But recently snakes have started not eating! The girl was very worried. So the sister took the python to the pet hospital for examination. The doctor said: There is nothing wrong with this python, the reason why it does not eat is just to empty the stomach and then eat you! Now I don't want to know anything, I just want to know the area of the hostess's psychological shadow.

2, one day, the weather is particularly hot, the boss smiled and said to us: "Our company has achieved brilliant results in the past few months, which is inseparable from everyone's efforts and hard work, the weather is too hot, so the company decided to send everyone a towel to wipe sweat!" "We...

3, a big mother went to the bank counter to pick up 800, the teller said to go to the ATM to pick up, at this time the security guard came in and asked: "Who is Bentley outside?" Big Mom said, "Mine! The lobby manager asked busily: "Is The aunt going to withdraw the money?" Come, go over here....I'll give you the operation..." Big Mom smiled at the lobby manager: "Good looking, next time look for you." The teller saw the situation, did not move, and looked for an opportunity to add a WeChat to the aunt. In the afternoon, she finally saw the medical records of her mother, high blood pressure, high blood sugar... During the day, Big Mama's medical records fell on the ground outside, and there happened to be a Bentley outside!!!

4. In the morning, I was called to the office by the boss, and the boss looked at me with a serious face, which made me a little nervous. The boss looked at it for a while and said: Did I let you recruit the workers? I looked at the boss awkwardly and said weakly: Boss, you only open 100 yuan a day for people, no matter whether you eat or live, where do I go to recruit you? The boss suddenly said angrily: Are you a fool, this price to recruit migrant workers will certainly not be able to recruit ah, but now it is July, go to the talent market to recruit college students to go ah, grab a big handful.

5, me and my girlfriends are foodies, we have been in the food industry for many years, eat buffet to eat out a set of strategies, it is impossible to return the original, but basically do not lose, can be called self-help sand hand. Recently, I opened a new self-service, and it is not bad to go once, and I am ready to try it again. When I entered the door, I also said to my girlfriend: This is a self-help, let's try it. Then the girlfriend cooperates: good, good! At this time, the waiter brother interjected: The two are coming again? Today is still who eats less and who invites?

6. I have a buddy who has a very good relationship. In the end I married my wife, and he married his wife's sister. The two of us used to stick together and play ball, and my wife was jealous from time to time. One day we were playing ball and my daughter-in-law came in!! My daughter-in-law shouted at us: I see that you play so well, and you still come to play every day, is it interesting? I was just about to go home with my daughter-in-law, but my brother-in-law said: Sister, aren't you so beautiful that you don't wear makeup every day? Interesting?? I didn't expect my wife to hear it and actually left happily!! "

7, the boyfriend is always suspicious, today when going out shopping quarreled. I was angry and wanted to leave, so he grabbed me and said, "Is there someone outside of you?" "As I broke free to let him go, I said he was making a fuss for no reason. At this time, a big brother who delivered food stopped the electric car and suddenly shouted! Then he looked at me and said to my boyfriend, "Let go!" This is my daughter-in-law, what do you want to do? "This is even more messy...

8, take the train to Futukang to work, I bought the upper bunk is very happy. This time you can climb up and lie down and enjoy it. I didn't expect the guy in the middle to have to change with me, saying that he wanted to go up the bunk. Then the little girl in the lower bunk made another request and wanted to change the middle bunk with me. Helpless! I had to go to the bottom bunk. I thought to myself: Do I have to sleep on the bottom bunk for 320 pounds?

9, the father-in-law went to the 4S store and just bought a Volvo S60, but he did not expect to be rear-ended by a Cayenne on the way home. Cayenne owner: "If you can, we will take it privately!" Then the father-in-law quoted him the price: "The car I just mentioned, 370,000!" Cayenne owner: "370,000, huh?" Okay, I bought it! "Then the owner of the Cayenne car transferred half a million to his father-in-law Alipay and drove away in his car...

10, a few days ago the girlfriend in the circle of friends announced that the single, I saw is a variety of envy, just ask the girlfriend if you take off the single, the girlfriend said lightly: the last time I moved to a new house, there are too many things, just look for my boyfriend to help, afterwards I said to him: I have no return, or I will make a promise to it." As a result, he directly extended his little thumb and said: Then let's pull the hook, a hundred years are not allowed to change, listen to my heart warm, the day together.?

11, the nephew especially likes dogs, the sister is afraid that the nephew is allergic to dog hair, not long after the brother-in-law picked up a dog without hair on the road! The neighbor of the sister's house has a Tibetan mastiff, which is aggressive! Yesterday, my brother-in-law and nephew were walking in the park with their dogs when they saw a neighbor leading a Tibetan mastiff! The Tibetan mastiff broke the TUO rope and rushed straight to the hairless dog, and the neighbor saw the hurried shouting: "Don't..." Before he could finish speaking, the Tibetan mastiff fell to the ground! The neighbor asked, "What a dog!" The brother-in-law said, "I don't know, I picked it up on the road!" The uncle who played tai chi next to him replied: "Before plucking the hair, people called it a lion." ”

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