My wife has a girlfriend, looks charming, charming, recently my wife is going to go abroad for further study, I can not accept long-term separation, and finally broke up peacefully with her. Before leaving, she brought her girlfriend to her

My wife has a girlfriend, looks charming, charming, recently my wife is going to go abroad for further study, I can not accept long-term separation, and finally broke up peacefully with her. Before leaving, she brought her girlfriend to me and said to me, she liked you for a long time, and now I give you to her, and you can get along well. In fact, I have long liked my wife's girlfriend. Now that my girlfriend has arrived in front of me, I am overjoyed. I took my girlfriend's hand and said to her, I'll treat you well. She snuggled happily into my arms. Sweetly said, being able to be with you is also the biggest wish of my life. I said happily, let's go out for a big dinner and celebrate. She and I found a very fancy restaurant. Ordered lots of goodies. She and I had a lot of fun eating. He also drank many expensive red wines. At the end of the day, the service staff told us that we had spent more than eight thousand dollars. I want to use WeChat scan code to pay, but the WeChat balance is insufficient. I opened Alipay again, but there was no money in Alipay. And even the flowers are exhausted. I looked at her embarrassed and said, Do you have money? She said with a bitter face, I am all from the Moonlight Clan. She and I looked at each other and stood there in a daze. It was at this time that a personable man came along. He gleefully told us that we were his 100,000th customer. The store not only gave us a free order, but also prepared a big gift for us. The two of us were pleasantly surprised and followed the man out of the store. A brand new sports car was parked in front of the door. The man smiled and said, from this moment on, this sports car is yours. After saying that, he handed me the key. It's at this time. A middle-aged man rushed over with a group of bodyguards. He angrily grabbed the guy. A bag of things was found from his body. When I opened it, there were dozens of brilliant diamonds inside. Middle-aged people hate to say. You filial son! Although you are my adopted son, I treat you as my own son. I didn't expect you to steal my diamond. Thankfully, I met these two well-wishers. Otherwise it will make you run.

2. I called my husband and asked softly: Honey! What time do you leave work? What time can I come back, people miss you. The husband said calmly: Tonight is estimated to be working overtime until dawn, you should sleep first. Putting down the phone, I immediately jumped up from the mahjong table. Shouted: Within five minutes, all evacuated, my husband will be back immediately!

3. When I met my first love at the classmate meeting, she took the initiative to greet me: "How old is the child?" "I said I wasn't married. The first love's face darkened: "Are you still waiting for me?" Don't be silly, I won't let you get mine. I sneered and ignored it. The class leader came over and said, "Old classmate, last time you borrowed me 3 million, can you pay it back next month?" "I said yes. When the first love saw this, she couldn't help but move toward me, closer, and whispered, "You can still chase me now!" I moved to the side, "I won't let you get mine." After the first love left, the class leader came over and shook my hand and said, "Old classmate, I'm interesting enough.... Give you a long face. "I quickly pulled my hand away, this dead fat man has been secretly in love with me for ten years, and he will not change his heart."

4. Take 8 workers to the restaurant to eat a seafood buffet, 38 yuan per person. A total of 80 pounds of crabs, 120 pounds of lobsters, 90 large abalone, and 30 pounds of oranges were eaten. When I was ready to leave after checkout, I also brought 16 bottles of red wine. The waiter gave them a blank look and said, "You can't take it outside here." The owner of the construction site shouted: "Then give me another 200 pounds of pippi shrimp." The store manager hurried over: "Let them take it and leave, hurry up and let me go."

5. My college buddy is a rich second generation, and after graduation, he opened a company with the 10 million yuan given by his family. Unfortunately, after a year of hard work, it still went out of business, and the buddies could only go to the talent market to find a job. Finally came to a company to apply, the boss learned that the buddies have entrepreneurial experience, personally came to the interview. In order to get the appreciation of the boss, the buddies used their own tricks and said a lot of their own ideas and experiences. After chatting for more than an hour, the boss stood up and shook hands with his buddies: "Thank you, finally know why you went out of business." ”

6. A friend introduced me to a girl, and the girl had already thrown up three times. I looked at her so uncomfortable and asked, "Are you unwell?" Or is the dish unappetizing? The girl said calmly: "I will confirm with you again, is the Rolls-Royce at the door yours?" I nodded! Girl: "Well, this dish is very suitable for my appetite, so let's continue eating!" "It feels like this girl is inexplicable...

7. I have been married to The School Flower for five years, and the relationship between husband and wife has always been very good. Drinking with your buddies last night, the brother couldn't help but ask, "Why are you two so good in your relationship?" Me: "Let me tell you this, we are both people who have experienced life and death together!" Brother: "Really fake?" Me: "Of course it's true, we had several fights, and we almost ended up together!" ”

8. When Grandpa was young, he lost his temper with Grandma at every turn. Grandma has been living a life of hard work, and now her children are settling down outside. My grandfather, who is in his seventies, still lives with his grandmother in his hometown and does not want to come to the city to live with us. Once, Grandpa called again: Son, you can take care of your mother, I have beaten me five times this week, and I can't beat her now! Dad: I didn't fight back before, but I was waiting for the old man here...

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