1, my wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, still looks charming, or the financial director of a company, there are many single men are admired

1, my wife went abroad, there are two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, looks still charming, is still the financial director of a company, there are many single men who love my mother-in-law and want to pursue her. One day the chairman of our company came up to me and said she was divorced and asked me when I was going to get divorced and she was going to marry me. I cried and laughed and said, my wife and I have a very good relationship, why should I get a divorce? The chairman sighed and said, I know you can't look at me, then I will bury this love in my heart, this burial is so many years! I asked the chairman, is her husband the chairman of another company? In fact, my mother-in-law was the financial director of your ex-husband's company, and since you have divorced him, I think he and my mother-in-law are a good match. The chairman nodded thoughtfully, smiled and said, This is very good, I do have guilt for my husband, if he can be with your mother-in-law, then I will be at ease.

2, I like Starbucks waiter girl, every day to the café to pick her up. My sister could not resist my enthusiasm, and was with me, and after work today, I drove the Maybach to take her back to her rural hometown. There is a live milking in their village, a bottle of 10 yuan a pound. I couldn't drink so much, so I said: Boss, bring me 3 dollars! The boss looked at me with a look of disgust and said: 3 dollars? Then you crouch down and drink for yourself!

3, I took my son to the hospital to fill his teeth, when the doctor repeatedly stroked a thin needle at the tooth decay, he cried and teared his heart and lungs... After making up the payment, the son wiped away his tears and quietly said: "Mom, that female doctor is a little fierce, but I think she looks quite beautiful!" "After paying the fee to get the medical record book, I relayed my son's words to the doctor, and the female doctor was happy to close her mouth." At this time, my son came to say: "Auntie, just now you are really beautiful wearing a mask... How do you get rid of the mask now? "This bear child... Thankfully, the teeth have been mended!

4, on the weekend, go to the beach to bask in the sun, found that the second goods colleague is also there, so I ran to greet him, only to find that he was face down, lying on the beach as if doing push-ups. Just ask him what he's doing, he says he's challenging something that 7.7 billion people around the world haven't done, and he doesn't say anything when he asks him what it is...

5, I made a good-looking girlfriend with a good shape and good looks. After the meeting, we all questioned whether he could keep the three nothings. Fa Xiao listened to our words and secretly left a heart eye. Then this goods took more than half a year to raise his girlfriend white and fat! Later his girlfriend left with another fat man who drove a Land Rover...

6. Some time ago, I went to the talent market to apply. Suddenly a girl jumped out and said to me: Handsome man, I have a job I am not interested in?? As soon as I saw it so enthusiastically, I inquired: Let's listen. Sister: This job is to deal with food every day, and you can also contact all kinds of young beauties. Me: How good is this work?? What the hell is it for? Sister: The canteen cooks...

7, and my husband had an awkward quarrel, I was particularly angry, and I didn't pay attention to him for several days. On the third day, I didn't control it, and I wrapped my husband up. I said, "I'm sorry, it's my bad, don't ignore me, okay?" My husband patted me and apologized: "Actually, I have something wrong..." Just like that, we reconciled... When I finish my birthday tomorrow, I will continue to ignore you!

8. Early this morning, colleagues came to the company with masks. Colleague: I was hurt by a cold! Me: As for? Isn't it just a cold, how serious can it be? Colleague: My girlfriend broke up with me! Me: What does it matter? Colleague: Usually I decide whether to wash my feet before smelling the socks smell not smelly, the sudden heavy cold makes me have not smell the socks smelly, just a week did not wash the feet, the day before yesterday the brother once went to the girlfriend's house, into the door to change shoes, the girlfriend her mother smoked faint, the girlfriend broke with me.

9, bad mood, go out shopping alone. As a result, I saw my ex-boyfriend and girlfriend in the distance on the road, and my heart was burning with anger! It turned out that the reason for breaking up with me was because of my best friend! Before I went up to them to settle the account, my girlfriend saw me coming over and quickly took my hand, pointed to my ex-boyfriend and said, "Introduce me to you, this is my new husband's son..."

10, the mother urges me to find a partner every day, can not withstand her nagging, had to find a male colleague with good personal relations in the company to help cope with it, male colleagues do not want to say: no problem, your help I must help. Then the two went to the supermarket to buy some gifts. After arriving home, my mother opened the door, and when she saw that I was taking my boyfriend home, she was happy, pulled my colleague to the sofa, washed fruit, and poured tea and water.

11. After taking a bath, the colleague received a message from the brother of Shunf Express, brother Shunf: "Come down, your courier has arrived." The colleague saw the message back: "Send it." Brother Shun f said: "10 yuan on the first floor." The colleague hesitated for a long time and replied: "My husband is not at home!" Brother Shunf said, "Free!! After signing the letter, the brother left directly, and after a while he received a message: "Do you want a big man to face it?" ”

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