1, the husband has always suspected that the wife is having an affair, that is, there is no evidence. Once, my husband was on a business trip for half a month, and when he came home, he quietly asked his two-year-old son: "When Dad is not at home, is there no?"

1, the husband has always suspected that the wife is having an affair, that is, there is no evidence. Once, my husband was on a business trip for half a month, and when he came home, he quietly asked his two-year-old son: "When Dad is not at home, is there any uncle he doesn't know who comes to our house?" The son snapped his fingers and said, "Yes, there have been two uncles." The husband beat his wife up and asked viciously, "Say, who is he?" The wife cried bitterly: "Send liquefied gas, collect electricity bills..."

2. In the morning, I was called to the office by the boss, and the boss looked at me with a serious face, which made me a little nervous. The boss looked at it for a while and said: Did I let the workers you recruit recruited??? I looked at the boss awkwardly and said weakly: Boss, you only give people 100 yuan a day, no matter whether you eat or live, where do I go to recruit you??? The boss suddenly said angrily: Are you a fool, this price to recruit migrant workers will definitely not be able to recruit ah, but now it is July, go to the talent market to recruit college students to go ah, grab a big handful.?

3, I work in the garment factory, this morning just came to the workshop and saw a one-dollar steel hammer on the ground! I don't know why, from morning to noon, it was on the ground and no one picked it up. Finally, the sweeping aunt picked it up and put it on my desk. At night, I thought that it was not mine, so I took this yuan and issued red envelopes in the department group, one by one like grandchildren.?

4. Remember the night of the League of Legends battle last year, the buddies asked me to go to the Internet café to start the machine in the afternoon. I packed up a bit, took the elevator downstairs, and in the elevator I saw a father and daughter, and the father was holding the elated little daughter, and the two of them carried baskets full of food and hugged blankets. The father asked his daughter: Is it not happy to take you to a picnic? Daughter shouted: Happy! Then the two people got out of the elevator, walked more than ten meters to the lawn of the community, and began to lay out blankets. This is the most perfunctory dad I've ever seen...

5. The friend's family is very poor, but his family still has to let the friend go on a blind date. I made an appointment to meet, wandered around for a while, and it was almost time for dinner. Friend: It's time to eat, are you hungry? The woman Said: Hungry. Friend: Let's go home and eat, after eating, if you still want to visit, I will accompany you. Since then, he has never introduced a friend to a friend at home!

6. After graduating from college, renting a house outside and living in a house, I rarely have to go home once. The little Lori who lived at home ran to my house to eat at noon, and then went home happily. In the afternoon, little Lori came to our house for dinner again, and after a while, her mother came. Little Lori's mother said: I'm sorry, the doll ran to your place to eat. We said it was all right, but Little Lori spoke: Mom, you told me to come over. Finally they both ate at our place.

7, the waiter said: "Your wife is here, you can't run, go home and get it!" "I rushed to the fifth floor and took 100 pieces and rushed back. Just when I was exhausted and breathless, the waiter greeted me and said, "Hello! A total of 108 yuan. I looked at the big red ticket in my hand and the milk tea in my wife's hand, instantly petrified. How much you love milk tea, wife! This will not drink or die....

8. A woman encounters a robber on her way home. She knelt down and said, "Big brother, my hotel sends leaflets, the salary is only 1900 wages, can you not rob the money?" It's really not okay. The robber cried and said, "Sister, I also send flyers at the gym, because now there is no performance to come out to rob, all of them are with you." The woman packed her clothes and was about to turn and leave. The robber said, "Take this leaflet of mine, or my other colleagues will stop you from robbing it." ”??

9. The old man gave three thousand pieces of pocket money and immediately went to Haidilao to eat hot pot. Eating happily, a beautiful young woman came up to me and said, "I'm a magician, do you have change?" I'll do you a magic trick. This immediately aroused my curiosity, so I pulled out my wallet. I just opened it, and the beauty automatically pulled out a ten-dollar sheet and said, "Look good!" "I saw her fold the money in her hand a few times, and when it was opened, it turned into a blank piece of paper." She put the white paper in front of me and said, "Okay, give it back to you!" Then, she just turned around and left!

10. When I was a child, my family was poor, and I could only sleep with my parents and father, but I didn't have honesty when I slept, and I always flipped up and down. Once I accidentally flipped under the bed, because I was afraid of being scolded, I didn't dare to say anything, and then I heard my mother say, "Liang Liang seems to have fallen out of bed, you pick him up, right?" My dad said, "You're so close, why don't you hug?" And you see he slept so soundly, it wouldn't be good to wake up again! My mom said, "Well, you're right, it hurts to pick it up and roll it down, so let him sleep underneath!" ”

11, having two sons is not like me at all, it is simply a replica of my husband. Doesn't it mean that daughters are like dads and sons are like moms? Complain to your husband: Your son is so much like you, it is not normal! The husband raised his head: Classmate, if my son is not like me, it is not normal! Turning his head to look at his sons, he smiled and said: You see we are three, and we don't need to do a paternity test!?

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