1. I was divorced for less than a month, and my ex-husband found a new partner. And lightning certificate, today is his big wedding day. In a fit of rage, I invited six beautiful women to his wedding and shouted: Husband I love

1. I was divorced for less than a month, and my ex-husband found a new partner. And lightning certificate, today is his big wedding day. In a fit of rage, I invited six beautiful women to his wedding and shouted: Husband, I love you. I will never forget the days we were together! At that time, the bride's face was black, and the whole audience was sensational. Then the ex-husband's mother-in-law's family and the ex-husband's family got into a fight.

2. The girlfriend who has been dating for 4 years broke up and got on the bus in the dark. The conductor came to sell tickets, I thought it was an air-conditioned car and handed it over two dollars, the conductor looked at the two of us and tore me two tickets for one dollar. I paused, figured it out, and continued to lean my head against the window to reminisce about my four-year relationship. Unconsciously, I burst into tears, and the girl sitting across from me suddenly spoke: Just a dollar, not like this

3 There is a man wearing a mask to buy a car at the BMW 4S store, it takes 100,000 yuan, but he only brought 99998 yuan, which is 2 yuan!

Suddenly, he found a tramp passing by the door, so he went over to the tramp and said, "Please, give me 2 yuan, I want to buy a car!" ”

After the tramp listened, he generously took out 4 yuan and handed it to the man, saying: "Help me buy one too." ”

4 The father-in-law won the 600,000 lottery, quit his job, and bought a house in Country Garden for the elderly. There is a big aunt Wang in the community, who especially likes to take advantage. On this day, the mother-in-law bought 2 lobsters in the market, and when she returned to the community, she just met Aunt Wang, who was going out to buy vegetables. Aunt Wang said, "I bought 2 lobsters!" The mother-in-law said, "Yes! Prepare some lobster soup for the sight. Aunt Wang said: "I also want to boil a little, its practical can not be 2 lobsters, 1 can be." The mother-in-law said, "1 bright left eye, 1 bright right eye." Aunt Wang's smile on her face gradually narrowed, and she turned around and walked away!

5 Today I accidentally yelled at my wife a few words, did not pay attention to good emotions, made my wife heartbroken and crying, I was next to persuade for a morning is useless, there is no way. The daughter who had not eaten was a little impatient, and said to her mother: "Okay, Mom, don't cry?" The man is not your own choice, who is to blame?" Suddenly, my wife and I were disheveled.

6 I am the only daughter of my family, and I have always been with my parents, going to school in college across half a country. One night I couldn't help it, crying and making a video call with my mom. Me: Mom, I can't stand it anymore, I want to see you and my dad! My mother was also very uncomfortable, she said: Girl, if you want to go home, come back, right, how much is the train ticket? Me: The round-trip high-speed rail ticket is about two thousand yuan! My mother was stunned at that time, and then said: Girl, don't worry, I and your father took a few photos and sent them to you, think of us you open the phone to see!

7 The rich woman is left-handed, and her daughter inherits the rich woman's genes and is also a left-handed. After a period of exercise, it has now basically changed. I asked the rich woman how she changed it, and the rich woman said that when she was a child, she would be beaten with chopsticks in her left hand, and then she slowly changed it. But she took a knife to cut vegetables with her left hand, and never changed. I asked the reason, and the rich woman replied: At that time, I was holding a knife in my left hand, and no one dared to fight it, so I never corrected it. I:......

8 After graduating from 985 Normal University with a master's degree, he stayed in school as a teacher, and now he is 36 years old and has no girlfriend. Some time ago, under the introduction of my seventh uncle and grandfather, I went to the hotel for a blind date. After meeting, I looked at the sister, the appearance is quite good, the only thing that makes me dissatisfied is that there are too many people around the sister. The girl smiled and said to me, "Don't you mind too much, this is my parents, they came to check for me." I smiled reluctantly, then pointed to the other two and said, "These two? The sister smiled and said, "My adoptive father and adoptive mother also want to help me check the pass." The girl looked at me a little reluctantly, and then said: "It's okay, don't worry, we AA, we won't let you pay alone." I borrowed my life to go to the toilet, and it happened that a voice came from the toilet next door: "Daughter, you are so smart, using this trick to organize a family party, saving our family more than a thousand ah!" ”

9 When I first started middle school, there was a love affair in the class. At the time, I had a crush on a girl in my class. After a while, I wanted to confess to her, but I was shy and didn't know what to say. So I asked implicitly: Do you want to be the mother of my child? She was shocked: You actually have children? So the fact that I had children spread throughout the school in an instant. After the New Year, I went to look for a job and came to an interview with a headhunting company. The company manager interviewed me and said: The company is good at tracking and recruiting various talents, so the requirements for the employees under it are also higher. Candidates need to be experienced, do you have experience in headhunting in other companies? Me: Is it considered to be experienced that I have been in the headhunter tribe of cannibals for three years?

10 My husband was a type man in school, with a small muscle, and then he didn't know how to look at me. Not long after he got married, he weighed more than 180 pounds and then let me eat and drink non-stop. Then I saw him in the circle of friends sent a dynamic: seeing my wife being gradually fattened by my body, I balanced my mind a lot, and I no longer had to worry about her being chased, hahahahaha!

11 When his son was still young, he asked his wife to teach him about various trees. Take him to the botanical garden, and his wife said: This is an apricot tree, which will bear apricots. That's a peach tree that will bear peaches... The son suddenly realized: Oh, what tree bears fruit! After a while, he said excitedly: In a moment, you will find me a mother tree and let it bear a lot of mothers, so that there will be a lot of mothers to make me food