1. A woman encounters a robber on her way home. She knelt down and said, "Big brother, my hotel sends leaflets, the salary is only 1900 wages, can you not rob the money?" It's really not okay. "Robbery

1. A woman encounters a robber on her way home. She knelt down and said, "Big brother, my hotel sends leaflets, the salary is only 1900 wages, can you not rob the money?" It's really not okay. The robber cried and said, "Sister, I also send flyers at the gym, because now there is no performance to come out to rob, all of them are with you." The woman packed her clothes and was about to turn and leave. The robber said, "Take this leaflet of mine, or my other colleagues will stop you from robbing it." ”???

2, take the train back to my hometown only to buy a station ticket, I will stand at the door to see the scenery. Suddenly a middle-aged uncle came out of the toilet of the train and wanted to wash his hands. Seeing a faucet, he ran straight over. I remind: boiling water, boiling water! But he said: I know, how to wash your hands without boiling water! In an instant, his hand was scalded to maturity in shrimp color. Then he complained bitterly about why he hadn't been reminded! I was also drunk.

3, to the winter, friends are shouting to eat hot pot, hot pot eat more, often nosebleeds. Today I was shopping at RT-Mart, and my girlfriend called and said she was coming too. So I stood at the door of RT-Mart waiting for her, and she came, and there was a man next to her. The girlfriend introduced her boyfriend, said hello and went forward together. I was about to leave when a nosebleed suddenly came out. My girlfriend is looking at me with a black line on her face, and she doesn't think I'm interested in her boyfriend, right?

4, the sister-in-law's temper is very grumpy, angry will definitely hit people, after beating people began to cry. My brother-in-law asked me what kind of illness his wife had. I said to my brother-in-law, "There is nothing wrong with your wife's health, you go home and follow her in everything, try not to argue with her, try to meet her as much as possible, it is best to take her out on a trip twice a year, let her stay mentally happy, and soon she will get better." In the evening, my brother-in-law and I went home, and the brother-in-law said to his wife, "Wife, my brother-in-law said that you have no cure for this disease." ”?

5. After the midterm exam, the teacher told us that there would be a parent-teacher conference on Sunday. At that time, my mother was on a business trip, so I asked my father to take over, and then told my father to understand something and not to take out the identity of the big boss of his company. After a morning meeting, suddenly my dad was addicted to smoking, took out a chinese nut and smoked it, and the teacher suddenly looked over, stared at my dad and said: Some people don't understand the rules. My dad suddenly realized, quickly gave all the parents a chopstick, said: Come and come, all light!?

6. After my wife and I divorced, I turned around and borrowed 30,000 yuan from my husband to buy train tickets to work in other places. While waiting for the bus to go to the train station, I saw a pregnant woman with a big belly next to me. After a while, a bus came from afar, only to hear the pregnant woman say: Baby, sit well, mother is going to take off! Then I saw her running toward the bus with her stomach in her arms!

7, yesterday afternoon near the end of the work, outside the heavy rain, colleagues wailed, only I squealed everywhere to be smart, every day with an umbrella in the bag, after work I gracefully supported the small flower umbrella, walked to the outside of the carport on the ignorance! My little electric donkey is drenched in rain is not the point, the helmet in the basket is facing upwards, and it is full of a helmet of rain!?

8, on the street I met Fa Xiao, we have not seen each other for more than 20 years! I asked Fa Xiao: Gangzi, remember me? Fa Xiao shook his head and said: "I don't have an impression!" I said: I am your elementary school classmate, and I fought with you in the third grade! Send a novel: still not impressed. I said: When I was in the fifth grade, I won the first prize in the city's Olympiad competition. Send a novel: Really not impressed. I said: Sixth grade class pee pants, got slapped twice by the teacher that! Tweet: Oh! I remembered, it's you!

9. That day was the first time my brother came to work in my current company, he saw a beautiful woman, she was my boss, but I wanted to be impressed with her. When I got off work, I saw her waiting for the bus at the bus stop, I passed by and got on the bus, when I was reversing, the female lead put her hand on my hand, the birds were clinging to people, the happiness was instantly full, and it felt like there was a play. When I was on the road, the female leader seemed to be a little sleepy and slowly put her head on my shoulder, and happiness came so suddenly. But God was teasing me, and that day I hurried out, and the clothes were not dry before they were worn, and there was a whimpering smell. Then the female leader frowned, looked at me in disgust, turned her head and played with the phone!!

10, the girlfriend's son is particularly naughty, especially in the hometown with grandparents to support, live off a little bully! After the opening of the school, the girlfriend took the son to the side, and the bear child made trouble at home every day, and was fiercely 'educated' by the girlfriend! He first cried loudly, saw that no one paid attention to him, and then sobbed and said, "When I grow up, I will..." Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by his girlfriend: "What's the matter, you're the opposite, what will happen when you grow up!" He wiped his tears and said, "When I grow up, I'll have a son to teach him the same lessons as you do!" ”

11, I work in a software company, our company often works overtime until late at night, a colleague suddenly has a heart attack and is gone. Later, a sister was recruited and sat in the position of the person, but the sister was completely unaware of this matter. One night overtime, the sister has a code that can't be written, so she lets her boyfriend control it remotely, and then goes to dinner. When our supervisor passed by her position, we saw the computer automatically writing code line by line, and that night to pack up and not dry....?

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