1. Voice to first love: I am divorced, do you still consider it? Unexpectedly, although the hour was withdrawn at the first time, I still received a reply from the female supervisor, "I have feelings."

1. Voice to first love: I'm divorced, do you still think about it? Unexpectedly, although the hour was withdrawn at the first time, I still received a reply from the female supervisor: "I am very serious about my feelings, I hope you will not fail me, otherwise your promotion report will always remain in my drawer." "At this moment, I really understand the meaning of the dilemma, whether to push the boat along the water or stop at the right time...

2. After LanXiang graduated, I went to work as a maintenance worker in Various Forces. When I came home from work last night, my wife said to me with some concern: "Husband, I am really afraid that you will send you to work on the roof of a tall building, if something happens, what will I do alone?" Me: "Don't worry! He will not send me to anyone. The wife asked curiously, "Why?" Me: "Because I borrowed 8,000 yuan from the leader, would he dare to let me do the work of the first one?" The wife immediately lit up her eyes: "Money, hurry up and give it to me." ”

3. The sister and the brother-in-law divorced for 2 months, and the brother-in-law found the new couple to get the certificate. Today is the big wedding day of the former brother-in-law, the sister has a strong ambition psychology and invited 6 beautiful women to the wedding of the former brother-in-law and shouted: Husband I love you, I will never forget the day we were together! At that time, the bride's face was blackened, and the whole audience was sensational, and then the former brother-in-law's mother-in-law's family and the sister's ex-husband's family got into a fight. A good wedding turned into a farce. I have to say, my sister is really fierce!

4. My girlfriend is the daughter of a local rich man, she does not have the bad temper of the rich second generation, and her character is very good. This weekend, my girlfriend took me home to meet her parents. After lunch, she played with her father and her brother to fight the landlord. Although the landlord is my strong point, what I think in my heart is that when playing cards, I must deliberately lose to them, or I will not look embarrassed. As a result, I directly lost more than 500 on the same day, and then went home happily, and the next day my girlfriend came to me and said: My dad said that your IQ is not a problem, how to play cards and always lose!!

5. In high school, once after class, the students rushed outside to buy box lunches. In order to arrive before the others, Lily took a short walk around, and as a result, the manhole cover in front of her was not covered and fell down! After a while, she climbed up the edge of the well, very embarrassed, a group of junior high school students walked past her in surprise, she was in a hurry, while climbing and saying: Hey! It's so hard to fix! Junior high school students mistakenly thought it was a manhole cover, so they did not cause onlookers.?

6. On Valentine's Day, I led my son and my wife to the cinema to see a movie. After entering the movie theater, the front desk said to us: If your children cry, I will ask you to go out, but I can give you a refund. The movie was screened for about 50 minutes, and I asked my wife: Daughter-in-law, how do you feel about this movie? Wife: It sucks, I've never seen such a bad movie! Then, I beat my son up hard...?

7. Last night after overtime, I had a fight with my female colleague, I thought it was just a small thing, who knew that she bought a 5800 coat on my phone while I was asleep. When I woke up in the morning, I found her, and I pushed her awake and asked, "What do you mean, don't you just argue?" How can I still take my money to buy clothes! The female colleague rubbed her eyes, yawned and said: "Brother, you can't cut it, yesterday my birthday, you don't know how to give me a gift, why don't I take some money myself?" I smiled sheepishly and then explained, "Yesterday I had a fight and forgot about your birthday!" Then, as a sign of sincerity, I transferred 1314 to her on the spot. The female colleague was happy and helped me make a rich breakfast. After returning to the company, the boss called me over for the first time and said, "Last night you swiped my credit card 5800." What did you buy in the middle of the night? "Oh, it's a bad thing, the female colleague used the female boss's credit card when she paid." I said buy a coat. The boss got up, pinched me, and said, "How disobedient you are, I have said it all, and I will not wear clothes under ten thousand." I took the opportunity to say, "Do you want to go back?" The landlady said: "Forget it, don't return it if you buy it, take it home and wear it for your sister!" "I hurriedly said yes. After going out, I was secretly relieved and finally passed safely. At that time, I was really afraid that she would let me return my clothes. The clothes are withdrawn, and the female colleagues are not easy to explain. elder brother! "The landlady told you to go over and do something, and I saw through the crack in the door that she seemed to pinch you." I said it's okay, you read it wrong. The female colleague said: "Yes, my cousin loves to pinch people, I look for her!" "Say it and go. I learned that they were still relatives. I followed in and found that the sisters had been wrestling together, and the two men saw me enter and sent a look for help, but I was embarrassed and didn't know who to help. Therefore, it is really troublesome for men to be too good-looking, and it will cause discord among other sisters.

8. On the bus, a few dusty migrant workers chatted, migrant workers A: I heard that huawei P50pro is good, how much is it? Migrant Worker B: I know, more than 7,000! At this time, several white-collar workers on the bus listened, and each silently took out the Huawei P40pro in his hand and pressed it 2 times.?? Migrant Worker A: It's so expensive, it's almost half a month's salary!?? White-collar workers silently put away the Huawei P40pro mobile phone, and the corners of their eyes faintly flashed with crystal tears...??

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