1. There is a widow in our unit, who is very good in shape, mature and charming, and very charming. A lot of divorced men are pursuing her. But she didn't want any. She said the widow was going to find a widower

1. There is a widow in our unit, who is very good in shape, mature and charming, and very charming. A lot of divorced men are pursuing her. But she didn't want any. She said that widows were looking for widowers, and divorced men she did not look up to. One day the unit sent me and her on a business trip. I asked the leader why he didn't send a man to go on a business trip with me, and the leader said that everyone had more work at hand. Only the two of you have been doing less recently, so it's just the two of you. As a result, she got entangled with me and wanted to be my girlfriend.

 2. The sister-in-law sent a voice: "Brother-in-law, we are all adults, last night's incident, you can't just blame you, so don't pay too much attention to it, just as if nothing happened!" ......”

Before he could finish listening to the voice,,, his wife spilled a bowl of peppery soup and said viciously: "No wonder I was not happy when I returned home to the center yesterday, and I didn't let go of your farts, it turned out that what you had been worrying about was our sister flowers." ......

The fact is that last night the company worked overtime, and there was an argument with the colleagues who worked together, and the noise was not happy, and the person from a unit of the sister-in-law was also present at the time, and sent a WeChat voice to comfort me...

My wife is also too fast, and my eyes are almost blind

3. When I came home from work today, my daughter-in-law was cooking dinner in the kitchen, seeing such a virtuous daughter-in-law, that was particularly fascinating, I couldn't help but be moved, I wanted to give my daughter-in-law a surprise, quietly walked behind my daughter-in-law, hugged her small waist, suddenly a scream, I had a bright red handprint on my cheek, at this time the daughter-in-law suddenly came out of the bedroom to see this scene, walked next to me, and also gave me a big mouth, nothing else, it was quite symmetrical. Now my daughter-in-law and sister-in-law have ignored me for several days. Hey, I told them that it was a misunderstanding, but the daughter-in-law didn't believe it, everyone said, what should I do?

4. The rich man asked me to paint a portrait of him, and after I finished painting it, he refused to pay the agreed 8,000 yuan, on the grounds that what you painted was not me at all. So I put the portrait on public display and titled it Thief. When the rich man found out, he was so angry that he called me to protest. I asked: But what does this have to do with you? This painting is not painted by you at all!!!! So the rich man had to buy the painting and rename it "The Philanthropist."

5. The newly laid-off husband is bored at home and is obsessed with mobile phone mahjong, and the down payment for the brother-in-law to buy a wedding house is charged into the game. The mother-in-law was about to go crazy, and said many times that the old man did not listen. In order to get him to quit the game, the mother-in-law ran to the bridge at the mouth of the village and jumped down. The old man was so frightened that he immediately jumped into the river behind him to save people. The mother-in-law can swim, but the old man can't, so he keeps fluttering in the water. After the old man had drunk enough, the mother-in-law carried him out of the cold river! Alas, this incident tells us that we know each other and know each other, and only then can we never lose a battle!

6. In the evening, the girlfriend complained again: You see your girlfriend's boyfriend bought her a diamond necklace. My classmate's boyfriend bought her a pair of 24K earrings. We've been in love for so many years, what have you bought me? Me: Rest assured, I will work hard for you, and soon I will buy you a luxurious seaside villa, a lot of jewelry, and a sports car... Girlfriend: Fool, you have to know that robbing the bank is going to jail.

7. The girlfriend has a new boyfriend of a local tycoon, and the two recently got married. After marriage, girlfriends are shopping all day, credit cards are bursting, housework is not done, changing clothes is piled up into mountains, the home is messy, meals are not raw or bearded, dishes and chopsticks are not washed, and it is several days to put it... Her husband finally broke out and yelled at her: "It's only been a month since you got married, and you're in the same form?" What do you want? The girlfriend said calmly: "I'm afraid that you will beat me in the future, first explore your bottom line!?"

8. Watching TV with my child today, the child took one look at it and said, "This is a bad person, you have to die." The tone was flat and did not fluctuate, and I was shocked that this child was so cruel! I told her worriedly: "You can't be such a big person, even if you don't like this role, he doesn't have to die..." Baby looked at me strangely and said, "It was the director who let him die, not me, I already watched this episode yesterday!" ”

9. Spent 23 million yuan to buy a large villa in Shizhong District. As a result, my father and I disagreed during the renovation. We argued at home for a while, and finally we slowly quarreled. At this time, the mother said a word: "Are you mistaken, our family's money is in my pocket, what do you have to argue about?" ”

10. When I picked up my wife from work in the afternoon, I saw the blood donation truck in the square, and my wife was going to donate blood. No matter how much I tried to persuade it, it was useless, and in the end I couldn't help her. After a check, the car began to draw blood, and the second cargo said: Why is the roof of the car turning? Before I could react she fainted, and the doctor immediately rescued her. After half an hour, I finally woke up, but I was anxious to !!!! I was about to ask her how she was, but she didn't expect to speak first; husband, I didn't draw 200 ml and they would give away the giveaway? alas!!!! Utterly speechless...#Funny#Funny#Funny#Funny Funny#Funny Funny##冷笑话 #

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