1, business trip to a prefecture-level city, out of the old railway station, was stopped by a big mother: handsome man! No, there are girls! I lowered my voice and asked, "Isn't it normal?" The aunt said, "Absolutely."

1, business trip to a prefecture-level city, out of the old railway station, was stopped by a big mother: handsome man! No, there are girls! I lowered my voice and asked, "Isn't it normal?" The aunt said: "Absolutely formal, can issue invoices!" I said, "Just forget it!" The big aunt also lowered her voice and said: "Of course, it is not formal, and there will be girls in the regular!" As soon as I heard, "Irregular? Irregular, I don't dare to live. Then he got into the taxi in a dashing manner, leaving Big Ma alone in the wind.

2. Watch "The Demon Boy of Nezha" with the little nephew, and after reading it, the little nephew is not willing to sleep. He said in the tone of Nezha: I am destined by heaven, I just don't sleep! The sister-in-law said that it was useless for half a day, and helplessly picked up the clothes rail and said: Zha'er, what do you think is in the mother's hand? The little nephew said dismissively: Isn't it just a clothes rail? Still trying to scare me with this? The sister-in-law was immediately angry: No, this is the ruyi golden hoop stick of the old grandson, eat the stick of the old grandson! Then, Nezha began to believe in his destiny.

3. On the train, I had a very pleasant chat with the young man sitting across from me. Halfway up a big mother, had to let a young man give up his seat, the guy is also a stubborn donkey, just don't let it. This made the big mother look anxious, and shouted: For a young man like you, I really want to slap it. The boy said calmly: Big Mom, people are all mutual, when you want to slap me to death, why don't I want to kick you to death?

4. During the winter vacation, I found a part-time job in the electronics factory. One morning, after I rode to the factory, I couldn't help but say: It's so cold! They're all freezing into dogs! A colleague listened, laughed and said: How can dogs be cold, people have fur! Then we saw the female supervisor wearing fur and staring at her colleague with a grudge. The next day, the colleague was fired for entering the factory first with his left foot!

5. When I was in school, there was a particularly poor study together, there were many people who looked down on him at that time, and later I worked in a state-owned enterprise company, and I met him by chance, and I was still in the same department. He was still as clumsy as before, and everyone was smiling, one did not pay attention, and the schedule in his hand was blown out of the window. He hung his hands, looking very embarrassed, at this time we couldn't help it, and yelled at me: Stunned? Don't print another copy for the chairman yet!

6. After graduating from college, the working brother catches up with the dinner party one day, and a colleague refuses to drink. He also sneaked a glass of boiling water, pretended to be white wine, and shouted with everyone. Colleagues did not puncture him, and we secretly changed him into real liquor when he went to the toilet. Everyone got up to toast, and he was defenseless and took a big sip directly. Suddenly choking red ears red coughing. I hurriedly handed over a glass of white wine: come and drink the water smoothly.

7, the boss arranged for me to take her female secretary on a business trip, after returning nothing happened, the boss hated iron and steel to fire me. I didn't want to work anymore, so I bought a pickup truck to deliver to the supermarket. When delivering a supermarket today, the owner of the supermarket called our company in front of me. He praised: Boss Zhang, the goods have been received, your delivery staff attitude is particularly good, the quality of the staff is hard enough, each delivery is very punctual, discipline management is also hard enough, the goods I have tasted, found that your bread is harder! I was embarrassed..."

8, the second goods friends will not drink, a few days ago this goods for the first time to go to the girlfriend's house, when eating, in order to perform well, this goods decisively picked up the bowl in front of them, said: I will not drink, I first respect you a bowl of rice. After saying that, under the watchful eyes of the whole family, he decisively ate a large bowl of white rice in one breath. The next day, the girlfriend proposed to break up, saying that after the family discussion, everyone agreed that this product was either brain-faulty or a rice bucket.

9. Yesterday, the principal said: Tomorrow there will be two 985 and 211 schools to how to enroll students. Finally, he said: There will be several students who will be lucky to be escorted. The next day the principal came to our class, and the class teacher directly pulled me and two other male classmates out. I didn't expect the principal to take a picture of me at a glance, the reason is that I am the ugliest and the hairstyle is very ugly, and it is the material for reading!

10. On this day, Sanmao came to a newly opened barber shop, and after washing his hair, Sanmao said to Teacher Tony: Make me a braid. As a result, Teacher Tony accidentally lost one of Sanmao's hairs, at which time Sanmao sighed and said: Then let me make a middle score. Then Mr. Tony accidentally lost one of Sanmao's hairs. At this time, Sanmao was on fire, and he looked at the last remaining hair and said: You are letting me wear a shawl!

11. On Valentine's Day, I watched a movie with my girlfriend and felt very flat. The girlfriend was hungry, so we went to the barbecue. There was already a couple sitting there, and the man wrapped his girlfriend around him from behind and said, "I want to taste your lipstick." His girlfriend helplessly took out her lipstick and handed it to him: You eat it in small bites, and this one used today is more expensive. I was stunned until my girlfriend told me it was chocolate......?

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