1, when the art test is uncomfortable, my mother just happened to be in Beijing to take me to the hospital to check it out, when the report form was issued, my mother first looked at it, and then she silently began to look at the mobile phone,

1, the art exam when the body is uncomfortable, my mother just happened to be in Beijing to take me to the hospital to check it out, when the report form was issued, my mother first looked at it, and then she silently began to look at the mobile phone, after a while I found that my mother cried, my heart was cold, I thought I might be here, but I took a closer look and found that my mother was moved by the story of the loyal dog Hachiko on the mobile phone!

2, let's talk about my childhood! Everyone knows the big sophomore bike with the girder! Before the age of four or five, I sat directly on the girder of my father's bicycle, sitting sideways, and my feet would be numb after a long time, which was very uncomfortable! Finally, when I went to my grandmother's house, I proposed to sit in the back seat, because then my feet would not be numb! Agreed! Haha, let's go!! As a result, when we arrived at the destination, the cups happened... Dad forgot about me, stepped his leg straight down from behind, and kicked me straight down...

3, in the snack street, Yi Xiao Loli pestered a hot young woman, crying and saying: I want to eat elbows, I want to eat roast chicken, I want to eat abalone... The young woman had been ignoring Little Lori, and After a moment of silence, Little Lori said: "You can either eat a meat sandwich bun." The young woman responded instantly, and her yin face suddenly turned clear and said: Okay, I'll buy it for you later." Sometimes what you do goes without a response, but when you lower your requirements, you may get an answer very quickly.

4, when there is no salt when stir-frying at noon, ask the son to buy salt, the mother: "Son, give you ten yuan to go to the downstairs commissary to see if there is any salt." The son took the money and went upside down, and came back after a while, holding two packs of potato chips in his hand, and said while eating: "Mom, I have seen it, and there is salt in the commissary downstairs." Mom held out her hand and said, "Bring it." The son handed his mother a slice of potato chips and said, "To you." Mom looked at the potato chips and said, "Give me this, let you buy salt." Son: "You didn't let me buy it, you just asked me to go and see it." "After saying that, my son held the potato chips and left...

5, yesterday watched my wife fall asleep next to me, suddenly remembered the bad idea on the Internet, snapped two mouths, and then hugged her tightly: Is it a nightmare? It's okay, there's me, there's me. She endured for a while and said, I just didn't fall asleep, close my eyes and recuperate! I.....

6, sitting in the car, a couple began to show affection, the woman leaned on the middle armrest, pressed my hand, and then hugged the man. After a while, male: You listen to my heartbeat~, and then the woman leaned on the man's right chest and said happily: "I heard ~ so warm!" At this time, when a person got out of the car, he said: "Read more books, the heart is on the left side of the human chest cavity."

7, the husband is a small leader, the people in charge often open WeChat meetings at home, but also often train people to get married, temperamental, stubborn donkey. I often gave me a look on my face, and one night he held a meeting as usual to train people. I walked over and yelled, who made you stand up? Can you stand up in a meeting? Kneel for me, or he will have a much better temper after not sleeping, especially if he has to have a meeting at night, and he will be obedient to me

8, friends want to have a second child, afraid of the son's temper, just tell the son a lot of the benefits of a younger brother or sister: "Will play with you, when your little follower." As a result, the son calmly asked, "Why don't you say that the snack will be divided in half?" ”

9, by the mother to go shopping as a coolie, next to a beautiful woman alone in shopping for clothes, can't help but be crazy. Remembering the story of the assist-type grandfather, he gave his mother a look, and thought that the mother understood, but the mother walked to the beautiful woman and lay down in front of her: "Oh oh, you see you hit me, no, no, if you don't deal with my son, I will blackmail you!" I TM

10. A female colleague of the unit and her husband have known each other for a month and have just returned from travel and marriage. Today a few of our colleagues went to lunch, and there was an old lady on the way to greet the female colleague, who ignored it and continued to walk. Everyone thought the old lady had recognized the wrong person. After walking more than a dozen steps, the female colleague suddenly stopped, narrowed her eyes, and said, "That seems to be my mother-in-law!" After saying that, he turned around and chased after him.

11, my son's greedy grades have not been able to keep up, I decided to punish him once. So I took a drum and asked him to knock on the wall and think about it, and I read a book in my room, and if the drum stopped, it proved that he had sneaked again. After a while, the drum paused, and then I heard the sound of the knocking sound louder than before, so I went out of the room to see what tricks he was playing, and when I went outside, I saw the big rooster of the family eating rice on the drum, and the man had slipped away

12 After the abbot retired, he bought a villa with a back garden. Today the abbot wants to pull out those weeds and plant some beautiful flowers. Just do it, because of his old age, the abbot was tired and had back pain in a short time. Looking at Shi Tai, who was sitting leisurely in the back room playing with her mobile phone, the abbot encouraged her: You should also come out to help, so as to make the yard more beautiful! So Shi Tai moved a chair and sat down in the courtyard!

13, once went to socialize and drink too much, called the good buddy Xiao Zhang and drove to pick me up! ...... On the way home, I drank too much wine, I couldn't help but talk more, the sky south and the north of the sea, bragging... After a while, I said: Brother, men drink too much wine sometimes really can't control themselves! Especially his lower body! Xiao Zhang said without cutting: That is too normal, but who can withstand the temptation of beautiful women outside! I blushed and whispered, "I, I didn't hold the pee on your car...

14. When I was eating small steamed buns at the entrance of the community, I saw a very beautiful sports car, so I went to take a selfie. After shooting, send it to the circle of friends to show off, and after sending it, go to the breakfast restaurant for breakfast. After a while, the hostess said to me: Girl, move your Porsche, you are in the way. Me: That's not my car, if only I had that kind of car. Hostess: Who are you lying to? I just saw you taking pictures there, who do you say believes?