This is a comedy that was nominated for the 2014 German Film Awards, which is also a German small-budget comedy film.
Substitute teacher other translations of the name "Damn Goethe", in recent years, the production of German films is really small, but a few years will produce a classic, although the film is low in production cost, but simple, strong, interesting, the film mainly tells that the leper Zeki (the protagonist of the film) has just been released from prison, found a place where he stole the money before, who knows where there was actually built a Goethe to study, so he pretended to be a substitute teacher mixed into the school, looking for a hiding place, and since then opened a period of absurd experience after the change of heart, the technique is not new, But it is still full of positive energy.
Today, the left-eyed cat will review with you what kind of story "Substitute Teacher" tells
The bell rings in class, the female teacher at the beginning of this film, this female teacher is really miserable, just picked up the chalk, the chalk became a slimy thing, opened the faucet to wash his hands, the result was sprayed wet, wanted to wipe the face with the towel next to it but the more black it was wiped, the teacher was angry and ran away, and as a result, there was a pile of rice on the door, a set of consecutive tricks down the female teacher directly cried, this is good, the previous teacher was angry and jumped directly upstairs, this is the notorious rogue class of Goethe Middle School, people send nicknames, teacher terminators.
At this point, the opening scene of the female teacher of the film is over, and what follows is a ridiculous experience where the whole story officially begins.
As the saying goes, the evil man also has to rule the evil man, the new teacher is not ordinary, he does not bring teaching materials in class, he can't move on the language spit, the bag is stuffed with wine, after work the nightclub then drinks, some students deliberately block the door, directly kick a fly, if this group of students is a hooligan, then he is a criminal, in fact, he is really a criminal, his name is Zeki, once because of robbing the bank for a year in prison, just released, the pig teammate buried the money in the open space, and now the open space has built the school gymnasium, in order to dig money, he can only come to the school to apply for a teacher, Seeing that there was a little more in the competition, he smashed the alarm, all the candidates were scared away, the principal went out to take a look, Zeji immediately threw the pot to the students on the side, the applicant was now only one of him, and he did not have to choose, the principal hired him on the spot, the principal asked him to take a good teacher's certificate to work tomorrow, but he did not even have a graduation certificate, where was the teacher's certificate?
Zeji saw a stupid white sweet teacher Xiaomei, and when he was handsome, he came to her house with the question of asking for advice, and took the opportunity to drug her and stunned her, Zeji's purpose was to steal the teacher's certificate, but the printer was broken. Can only be copied away with a U disk, it just so happens that Xiaomei's roommate returned, Zeji immediately took off her clothes and hugged Xiaomei to disguise, the next day, Xiaomei foolishly thought that last night the two people were drunk, something indescribable happened, hurriedly looked for him to apologize, "If you mind very much, I can be your girlfriend", as a result Zeji chose to forgive her, Xiaomei walked away with an embarrassed face. Then Xiaomei was abused and cried by the students, accidentally found that the computer did not print out the teacher's card, Xiaomei thought of something, quickly went to the school to check Zeji's information, found that Zeji's teacher's card is exactly the same as her own, she was very angry, wanted to report to the principal, but she turned her head and thought, why not let him rectify the group of scum, so that she can get rid of the sea of suffering, but also take Zeji out of anger.
It was not a shift change, such a simple request, Zeji readily agreed.
But he did not expect that the miserable life began, the first day of class, the result was careless, opened the cabinet to get a roster, unexpectedly triggered the trap, a bucket of ink poured on his head, Zeji endured anger, just sat down to roll call, and was firmly glued by the superglue, it was difficult to shake off the chair, wanted to go home to change clothes, the result was that there was a mechanism in the car, instantly became a birdman, the protagonist completely broke out.
The protagonist is a person who has robbed a bank card, and he has been made up like this by the students, can he still mix in the jianghu?
The next day in class, he brought a gun to take revenge, as soon as he entered the classroom, no one took him seriously, saw a bunch of students skipping class, he took out a gun and assembled it, one shot at a time, no one could run away, although the bullet was only a paintball, but it hurt to hit people, the scum ate hard and did not eat soft, one by one came back to sit obediently, solved the problem of the students, the protagonist began to continue to dig the buried money. The protagonist because there is no money to pay the rent, the place where he lives is taken back, homeless he hopes that Xiaomei can take in himself for a while, Xiaomi Mei does not want to agree, seeing that the protagonist put the scum of the school obediently, reluctantly agreed, the premise is to continue to bring the scum well, the protagonist under the fence can only agree.
On the third day, the protagonist continued to wear glasses and pretended to be a very cultured look, but a word and deed exposed his identity as a jerk, other teachers were busy meeting, he was busy pouring beer into the milk carton, swimming class put on makeup on the female students who did not want to go into the water to pick up and throw directly into the water, some students fought, the protagonist directly put people in the water for an education, until the students apologized, I thought that the protagonist's teacher career would end here, I did not expect that the parents were very supportive of him, but also cheered the protagonist, But Xiaomei is very opposed to this rude teaching, and at first the protagonist is very incomprehensible, until that night, when he continues to dig a hole to find money, he accidentally finds a space-time capsule.
It turned out that Xiaomei's childhood dream was to be a teacher, and the protagonist thought of himself for a moment, because he was an orphan. The teacher often belittled him, saying that he was worthless, that his dream had not yet come true, that he had dropped out of school and took to the streets, and that this kind of imprisonment, thinking of this, the protagonist drank a lot and fell drunk in the classroom, which also made him determined not to let the students repeat their mistakes
Heard that some students want to be D vendors, he applied to the principal for off-campus teaching, took them to a building, where all the addicts lived, the entrance was dirty and messy, the smell was stinking, the students thought that the D seller was a cool thing, saw the addict look delirious, and now all dispelled the idea, the protagonist also began to try to tap their strengths, ready to educate them in another way, the protagonist found a female classmate, said that she scored the highest score in the class, the girl could not believe it, she scored very badly, the protagonist went on to say that you are a genius You can even skip grades, ordinary exam papers are not challenging for you, and the average smart person is like this.
Hearing that she was originally talented and intelligent, the girl made up her mind with excitement and gradually indulged in learning.
The protagonist found that a student is very talented in acting, encouraged him to join the drama troupe, sure enough, the boy was not only selected but also became the male number one, because of the lack of rules, the protagonist was rated as the most popular teacher, but Xiaomei did not even have a nomination, the protagonist in order to help Xiaomei find self-confidence, the protagonist led the whole class to secretly go to the train to graffiti, saw Xiaomei a hand of cool graffiti, the students felt that she did not seem to be so rigid, and then Xiaomei replaced the protagonist in class, the students took the initiative to greet her, and actively raised their hands in open classes This makes her full of confidence, and the protagonist's relationship with Xiaomei is getting better and better.
But the protagonist has never given up digging that money, one night the protagonist dug up the money, he laughed, laughed and laughed and cried, the protagonist did not want to go, he has slowly become accustomed to such a life, because the tunnel is dug too close to the ground, in physical education class, a fat girl directly stepped on the floor, Xiaomei found this hole, just bumped into the protagonist who was filling the hole.
Knowing that the protagonist came to school for money, and at the same time used herself, Xiaomei cried a lot, she was ready to report to the principal, did not expect the students to take the matter of digging holes to themselves, they did not want the protagonist to be expelled from the school, but the protagonist has disappeared, the students do not know where the protagonist went, the student told Xiaomei that the protagonist let everyone prepare a self-motivated picture before, for reminding themselves at any time, the protagonist teacher also has, Xiaomei opened a look, inside is her photo, all understood, the protagonist did not use her, At this time, a friend of the protagonist handed her a letter
It turned out that in this forced teaching career, the protagonist hated the life of wandering on the street, and because he knew Xiaomei, the protagonist wanted to change himself and live again, and the money he did not swallow alone, but used to build a school gymnasium.........
In the end, Xiaomei found the protagonist, and the two embraced each other, because the grades of the scum were greatly improved, and the principal did not hesitate to fake, help the protagonist falsify his academic qualifications, and help him become a formal teacher of Goethe Middle School
The protagonist's education was initially explosive, and then it was exchanged for sincerity, and the true meaning of education is nothing more than a cloud pushing another cloud, a soul awakening another soul, there is no bad student, only a teacher who cannot teach
What the left-eyed cat wants to say here is
The premise is that the student is originally gold, but it is wrapped in a layer of Ollie to give, the general teacher sees Ollie give up, and the excellent teacher will wash off the outside to let the gold shine.
Problems like the left-eyed cat are given by Ori inside and out, and it is useless for anyone to come