My sister-in-law graduated from art school and looked very pretty, but I don't know what's wrong, now in my thirties I still don't have a boyfriend, and my father-in-law and mother-in-law can't sleep all day. finally

My sister-in-law graduated from art school and looked very pretty, but I don't know what's wrong, now in my thirties I still don't have a boyfriend, and my father-in-law and mother-in-law can't sleep all day. Finally, under the influence of her mother-in-law, my wife and sister found a rich and handsome man to marry. On the wedding day, a group of bridesmaids were responsible for blocking the door at the door, and all kinds of difficulties were not to open the door. Our best man joked, "If we don't open the door again, we'll be gone!" As soon as she heard this, her mother-in-law rushed up with an arrow, opened the door and opened it. To the crowd of stunned people outside, he said, "Don't go, don't go!" Come on in!! Come on in!! ”

2, autumn must be the taste and temperature of the wet autumn rain sweet osmanthus and cat warm hair Today's happy thing is to approve the holiday Next thirteen days of super long holiday Although the fish is not in my first cup of autumn milk tea 🥤 but the fish's father is very sincere to send the Mid-Autumn Ceremony Today the younger brother has arrived in Changchun will usher in the university time When the unit yard is filled with aroma, so I casually record the photo of the two colleagues

3, I feel that my wife's menopause is ahead of schedule, and recently she has become unusually grumpy, so I asked my mother-in-law to come and live for a while to help her condition. Today my wife bought a few goldfish to raise back, and I saw the fish lying at the bottom of the tank panting, all as if they were sick. So TUO said: "Oh I go, these fish are..." The mother-in-law interrupted me: "Do you want to say that my daughter is too good-looking, so the fish have sunk?" "It seems to be teaching me, and it seems to be saving me...

4, the father gave the son 100 yuan living expenses, the son: "Dad, 100 yuan is not enough to spend." Dad: "Not enough flowers, it's okay, I have a way." He took the 100 yuan he gave to his son, painted a few flowers on the banknote, and returned it to his son, saying, "Is this enough to spend?" ”

5, the father gave his son a hundred yuan of living expenses, son: "Dad, 100 yuan is not enough to spend." Dad: "Not enough flowers, it's okay, I have a way." He took the 100 yuan he gave to his son, painted a few flowers on the banknote, and returned it to his son, saying, "Is this enough to spend?" "Son:

6, buddy like a nurse girl, every day to and from work to follow people, he feels that the situation is almost touched, decided to shoot! On the way home for the nurses, the buddies pretended to have a heart attack and fainted on the ground... Sure enough, the little nurse came up as a person, worker, exhale, suck... In the end, the two of them were together! When I was in the cave room, I asked her if she knew that he was pretending? The little nurse laughed and said nothing...

7, go to the girlfriend's house for dinner, just walked to the door to see the girlfriend's husband to throw his son out, I was busy stopping and asking: "What mistake did he make, you want to throw him away?" Girlfriend husband: "The little bunny cub is out playing blindly with people!" Me: "The game is a good thing, why did you beat him?" Girlfriend husband: "But he died earlier than whose father died!" Me: "Then what are you afraid of?" You can definitely win if you drink, smoke, and stay up late every day. ”

8, when I was selling life insurance, I had a crush on the company's very aura female director. One night, the female supervisor texted me, and there were about 500 messages. The message is: Are you there? Because it was so boring, I didn't watch half of it and didn't watch it all. Then I replied to her: Are you sick? Later, she was with my best male colleague in the office. After a long time I opened our chat history, one by one, and fifty of them were: Let's be together!

9, when I took my girlfriend home, it rained heavily at night, and my girlfriend stayed overnight. At night my girlfriend slept in my bedroom and I slept on the couch. My dad came over and wondered, "Why are you here?" I said, "My girlfriend is in it, and I'll sleep on the couch!" So Dad threw a glass of water in his hand on the couch where I slept... Really, I had to sleep on the floor!

10, the doctor pushed the patient to the operating room to open the operation, next door is the orthopedic surgery, chainsaw, electric drill and other instruments out of the "bang bang bang", "zi zi", "uh ~" the patient asked the doctor: "Doctor, how is the next door in the decoration ah" Doctor: "Next door is doing surgery... ”

1 Yesterday, when I was idle and had nothing to do, I was suddenly photographed by a person. As soon as I looked back, I saw a little handsome guy, and the little handsome guy also looked at me and asked, "Sister, where is the nearest bus stop sign?" I stopped and thought about it seriously, then turned around and smiled and pointed out a direction to the handsome guy! The handsome man was suddenly stunned when he saw it, did not know what was wrong, and then suddenly ran away, and did not forget to shout: "Thank you, aunt!" ”

12, German romance novel: two people in the first chapter to see each other, but until the last chapter to fly two wings. French Romance Novel: The two fly in the first chapter, but from then on to the last chapter they are trying to leave each other. Russian Romance Novel: Devoted to the 1,500-page tragic story of two people who neither loved each other nor got each other. Chinese romance novel: Two people look at each other in the first chapter, and from then on, the male protagonist looks at others in each chapter, and finally all the people who are looked at by him become his wife.

13, buddy has a mantra "think of the year". Once drinking at his house, a few glasses of wine, the buddies can't help but "think about the year", his wife just stood behind him when he served food, "snapped" a slap on the back of his head: "Think of that year, the old woman will not marry you, you are still a bachelor." The brothers laughed so much that they almost ruined a table of good wine dishes.

14, the wife and the husband who has been on a long-term business trip called and said: Husband, tell you a happy thing, not long ago the child lost the shoes, today actually found in the refrigerator, the bear child put in the refrigerator himself. The husband was silent on the phone and asked: Daughter-in-law, how long have you not cooked?