Last month, my brother-in-law changed to an Audi R8 and gave me the Porsche he had driven for three years. While driving, he found 300,000 yuan in the co-pilot's glove box. I

Last month, my brother-in-law changed to an Audi R8 and gave me the Porsche he had driven for three years. While driving, he found 300,000 yuan in the co-pilot's glove box. I think the brother-in-law must have forgotten to take it, and quickly called him, who knew that he told me: This money is also for me! The brother-in-law said: Brother, you gave me the money in front of my daughter-in-law, and I said that I sold you the old car for 300,000 yuan, so that she would not think that I gave you the old car for free. I was touched at that time, if it weren't for my brother-in-law playing a game now, I would really think that this dream was real!

2. After work last night, my wife and I went to the stall to look for some bargains. There were so many people in the night market that I clutched my wife's hand tightly, afraid of losing it. My wife let go of my hand in front of a stall and squatted down to pick out an earring. When I got up, I didn't even look at it, so I took the hand of a big uncle next to me, and I was instantly stunned. A big aunt in the back gritted her teeth and said: Dead old man, you do the first year, don't blame me for doing fifteen. Then he took my arm.

3. The brother-in-law charged more than 1.8 million to the game, and the sister chose to divorce in anger. Now my sister has been single for two years, during which her mother entrusted someone to introduce her to many times, and her sister refused all of them. Today, a large group of people ate together, and somehow talked about my sister's personal problems. The sister didn't say a word, just buried her head in the meal, maybe eating too fast, choking. The mother handed her sister a glass of water: "This is good, I don't need to eat again." As soon as the words stopped, he took away the rice bowl in front of his sister.

4. The chairman gave his wife 400,000 yuan and asked his wife to sign a divorce agreement. After a few days, the chairman got along with a beautiful swimming coach. In order to please her, the chairman built a special swimming pool for employees on the top floor of the company. After work today, taking advantage of the fact that the chairman is not in the company, my colleagues and I went swimming. Me: "I can hold it underwater for 20 minutes!" Colleague: "What's that?" Me: "Oh, can you hold back longer?" Colleague: "Some time ago, when my brothers were swimming, they held their breath in the water, and they haven't come up yet!" ”

5. Set five alarm clocks every morning, so you will sleep for a while and then sleep for a while. Let me get a little comfort in my heart, and I will think that the time has not yet come, and I can still sleep. Booking so many alarms is not because I want to see what time, but to see how long I can sleep. Just like Zhang Wei said in the love apartment: Bet with you, not to see what you want, but to see me, what!

6. My father-in-law likes to study lottery tickets and must buy them every day. Kung Fu does not have a heart, and really won the 5 million jackpot! On the weekend, when my wife was on a business trip, my father-in-law dragged me to a 4S shop. I took a fancy to a Bentley flyby, and my father-in-law said proudly, "Try it!" I please. "Half an hour later, I tried it. The sales manager signed the contract and watched his father-in-law pay for it. Who knew that at this time, my father-in-law came to say: "I just asked you to try!" I grumbled, "Alas! After all, he is a son-in-law. ”"

7, the sister-in-law wants to open a foot massage shop, but there is still a difference of 30,000 yuan! Yesterday she bought durian to come to my house, I thought she was going to borrow money from me, but I didn't expect her ex to say that her ex-boyfriend had scraped together enough money for her. I said, "Hey, your ex-boyfriend is good, and he's got so much money for you." The sister-in-law said, "I just let them make up 2,000." ”?

8. This week, my mother and mother-in-law lived in my house and found that they were really old and living treasures. This night, before going to bed, my daughter-in-law went to the bathroom and came back to tell me in surprise: Husband, I just heard something. I asked: What's the matter? The daughter-in-law said: I heard, my mother said to your mother, it is really not interesting, too boring, or we pretend to quarrel, see who these two children will help, your mother actually said, yes! All right!

9. I failed to start a business and lost all my family property. In order to live, I had to sell volkswagen Magotan, which I had been driving for 3 years, and found an electronics factory to work. This morning I took the bus to work and found a man secretly smearing and kissing a woman. The girl's face was red and she did not resist, and I immediately saw the righteous courage to go over and said to the girl: Honey, we should get off the bus. As a result, the girl stared at me in surprise, and then turned to the man and explained: Husband, I don't know him, you have to believe me!

10. My brother was very naughty when he was in elementary school and often made trouble. The first two times he was called a parent, he did not dare to tell my father, begged his uncle and uncle to go. Later, my brother was called a parent again, and my uncle and uncle refused to go, so my brother had to call my father away. When the teacher saw dad, he couldn't control it anymore and yelled at my brother on the spot: "How many dads do you have?" "That time, my brother was beaten up for three days and didn't dare to sit on a stool.

11. Every time my wife and I buy vegetables, the change will be collected by our kindergarten daughter and then saved. This morning, my daughter couldn't get out of bed, my wife called her several times, and she went back to sleep with a snort. I had a flash of inspiration and tossed a coin directly to the ground. Then the daughter sat up violently, rubbed her eyes and said: Don't make a sound, I seem to hear the sound of money.

#Funny Moment# #年度搞笑名场面 #