Buy cigarettes at a newsstand on the street, "Everywhere else sells 21, why are you selling 23 here?" "I questioned the boss." Boy, I see that you are handsome, is it too much to charge you two dollars?

Buy cigarettes at a newsstand on the street, "Everywhere else sells 21, why are you selling 23 here?" "I questioned the boss." Boy, I see that you are handsome, is it too much to charge you two dollars? "How to deal with this, I have to think about it!!!

2. "Teacher Yao?" "Yes, which one are you?" "I'm your student, and in junior high school, you will always be punished by you to call your parents Xiaoming!" "Oh, Bob! Is there anything to do with me? "That's right, Classmate Yao didn't do well in school, come to my office, I'm his class teacher!"

3, the cousin accidentally twisted the foot on the way to work, the cousin looked very worried, found a foot basin, put some party ginseng, angelica and goji berries into it, let the cousin soak a bubble. The cousin was curious and asked, "Did you learn all this from Chinese medicine practitioners before?" My cousin shook her head: "Learn from my mother!" Cousin: "Your mother used to soak your feet like this?" The cousin still shook her head: "That's not true!" She used to boil pig's trotters like this! ”

4. When I got married, I saw a wound on my wife's stomach, so I asked her: "Wife, how did you do this?" The wife said very calmly: "I accidentally cut the fruit." I said, "When can you change your clumsy habits, but I like it." ”

5, a hot girl in the bar asked me: "Handsome man, what do you do?" I said, "Lawyer! She said happily: "The lawyer is good at arguing, so your tongue must be very strong, right?" I laughed and said, "My tongue, the authentic four or two thousand pounds!" She pretended to be a posture: "Unfortunately, people are only a hundred pounds, which is really not enough for you to play!" I laughed and said, "What I'm going to play with is the thousand gold of Miss Qianjin like you!" ”

6, the mother saw the fingerprint unlock on the back of the father's mobile phone, and asked the father: "What is this?" "Dad:" Fingerprint unlocked" Mom: "Why don't I have a mobile phone, get one" Dad: "How do you let me get it, your mobile phone can't do it" I thought that my mother must be in the routine Dad bought her a new phone, and the result was that my mother said: "Then you let our girl buy a new mobile phone for me" A look of confusion on me ...............

7) Two fools rowing in the lake, they fish a bottle from the water. After opening the cork, a demon god appeared, thanking them for saving him and willing to grant any of their wishes. "Turn the water in this lake into beer." The first fool said. With a "pop", the water of the entire lake turned into beer. "Look at your dirty idea!" Another fool complained, "Now we have too much beer to urinate in the boat!"

8, the midterm exam, the results are very poor, the son was fiercely trained. After a few days, the teacher's text message came: the result of the make-up exam, the score was still not passed. Dad looked at it, and his anger rose from the heart: "You are making up the exam this time, and the make-up exam is not passed, you are too humiliated for me!" When the son heard this, he quickly defended: "Can this be blamed on me?" The teacher's paper is still the same as the last one. Not last time, but definitely not this time.

9, Liu Mou in love, picked up the microphone, excited to ask his girlfriend to watch a movie. Liu: "Hey, is it Xiaohong?" Is it good to watch a movie at night? Rainbow: "Great, what movie?" Liu: "That's right, I didn't like to go to class since I was a child, and I know very little about history." I think we should still watch more films on writing history, so as not to talk about it in the future and lose face in front of colleagues. Rainbow: "Okay, don't sell Guanzi, what kind of movie is it?" Liu: "Qin Shi Huang's terracotta barrel (figurine).

10. After receiving the goods, I found that the clothes sent to me by the seller were not right, so I questioned him: "Boss, didn't I buy a white short sleeve?" How did you send me a black one? Seller: "That's right, I found that you buy a lot of white in that area, and in order to prevent you from going out and bumping into your shirt, I specially sent you a black one."

1 As soon as the bell rang at the end of class, my son rushed out of the classroom. Me: "How did it come so fast today?" The son gasped and said, "Don't ask, Dad, hurry up!" With a blank face, he asked, "What are you doing in such a panic, what happened?" As the son pulled outside, he whispered, "No, let's go." Today the teacher forgot his homework, and it was too late for him to remember. ”

12, Xiaoming is skipping school again. The next day in class, he made up a reason for himself and told the teacher! After listening to Xiaoming's legendary thrilling story, the teacher said happily: "Your reason makes it hard for me to believe you, but seeing that you said it so well, the next time you take a novel writing class, please be sure to introduce your baby experience well!"

13, League of Legends S10 season at the beginning of the I went to the Internet café to play rankings, next to a buddy with girlfriend double row. The girl asked, "Husband, why can't a snake girl buy shoes?" Dude: "You idiot, because the snake girl has no feet!" Sister: "Then why can the mermaid buy shoes?" Dude: "That's because the mermaid came ashore!" The girl nodded with an understanding expression, as if she thought it made a lot of sense.

14, the recent increase in pork prices, go to the supermarket to ask about the pork rose dozens, so I thought of buying some eggs. But who knows that eggs have also risen a lot, which makes me very angry. Say to the egg seller, "You're probably the most expensive egg in the city, right?" The young man who sold eggs said: "The most expensive egg in the city is the face, I have been selling eggs for seven or eight years, and the money I earned has been spent on my girlfriend, but her mother said that with her daughter's face, I have to sell eggs for another 8 years before I can marry home!"