On the girl's birthday, the boy blindfolded her and said, "Baby come with me." After half an hour of tossing and turning, the boy said, "Open your eyes." The girl looked at everything strange and desolate around her, full of anticipation

On the girl's birthday, the boy blindfolded her and said, "Baby come with me." ”

After half an hour of wandering, the boy said, "Open your eyes." ”

The girl looked at everything strange and desolate around her and asked expectantly, "And then?" ”

The boy did not answer, took out an iPhone 13 and handed it to the girl.

The girl said excitedly, "Love you to death, this gift is so good!" ”

The boy said coldly, "Give your parents a call and say you're in my hands." ”

Once upon a time a mermaid fell in love with a human prince, and she went to the witch and said, "See him anyway." The witch gave her a bottle of potion and said, "Drink it and you will see the prince, but you will turn into foam." The mermaid drank the potion, and slowly foam rose around her. She looked up and saw that the prince was looking at her affectionately and said, "Hey! The water is boiling, and this fish will add some sauerkraut to me. “

Today, Xiao Wang was called to the office by the teacher.

Xiao Wang clutched the corner of his coat and did not move.

The teacher said solemnly: I heard that you have recently walked very close to Xiaohong.

Xiao Wang blushed and said: Yes.

The teacher reprimanded: Do you know that she is my daughter?

Xiao Wang whispered: The teacher begs you not to tell my family.

The teacher said: Your father is Director Wang, right? Hmm, I'll call him now.

Xiao Wang made a final struggle: Teacher, don't.

The teacher ignored Xiao Wang and continued: If your father does not object, then the marriage between the two of you will be so fixed.

It turns out that the joy is extremely sad

A sudden blizzard made the pavement unusually smooth. An uncle riding an electric car fell on the brakes, the sister-in-law next to him laughed so hard that he forgot that he was also riding a car, and he also fell, and the brother who took a video on the side was about to upload to WeChat, and the result was a rear-end.

I was about to take the opportunity to write a joke, and I threw my hand coldly and threw my mobile phone to the middle of the road, and a small car did not brake, and it was rolled up.

The son in the back seat of the car said relievedly: Deserved! Am I not your own son? You ride a bike and write jokes, regardless of whether I live or die?

I said: You kid is very fat, huh? Do you dare to stand on the saddle and watch me play with my phone?

I am the goddess's spare tire, on this day, I invited her to travel with me: "Your travel expenses, accommodation fees are covered, just promise me!" ”

Goddess: "Okay then! Then again, you've been giving silently for so long, and I have it in mind, so I decided to upgrade you! ”

I suddenly thought excitedly: the effort has finally paid off, and I am finally going to turn right!

In my expectant gaze, the goddess said: "Since you have covered my travel expenses and accommodation expenses, then I will upgrade you from a spare tire to a ~~ double tire!" ”

I:.....

Son: Dad, you didn't go to school, where did you get your homework?

Dad: Who said I had homework?

Son: Mom, yesterday I heard my mother complain to my aunt that you hadn't paid in a month...

Dad: Yes, what did your aunt say?

Son: Auntie said, don't leave your homework to your husband to do, there are a lot of people out there...

Dad: What? What did your mother say?

Son: Mom said that it had been handed over to Uncle Wang upstairs, saying that Uncle Wang had done a particularly good job....

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