My husband's sister is an obstetrician and gynecologist, and when I went to check up last week, she asked me, "Have you had a miscarriage?" I was embarrassed and nodded. She asked again, "When?" "Senior...

My husband's sister is an obstetrician and gynecologist, and when I went to check up last week, she asked me, "Have you had a miscarriage?" Embarrassed, I nodded. She asked again, "When?" "Senior..." Before she got angry, I immediately said, "Can you please stop telling my husband?" ” ...... Her voice was angry, "You..." I was a little ashamed, she looked at me and did not dare to say anything about me, and eased her tone, "Did you do it in a regular big hospital?" I looked a little evasive, "Hmm. She was a little helpless, "Do you know how much this kind of thing hurts girls, if it is serious, it will lead to a lot of diseases." I was intimidated by this statement, because I came to see the pregnancy today, "Am I... Not pregnant? She looked at me, not angry, "Pregnant." She continued to check me, still saying to her husband, "Men are pigs!" I defended my husband, "Actually... It's also normal..." She hated that iron was not steel, "You..." A meal eased the tone: "Men don't know how to cherish us women, we women always have to cherish ourselves!" Now some girls really don't take the body seriously, and it is they who regret it when the time comes! ”

2. My son is out of summer, I see that the neighbors and parents have signed up for the cram school for their children, and I think about reporting to their children as well. My son suddenly asked me: Mom, is good conduct important, or is it important to learn? Me: It's all important, but if you choose one of the two, your character is even more important. The son nodded: Well, the grandparents are old, and I want to go back to the countryside to accompany them in the summer and be a filial piety child.

3. That morning, the landlady asked her brother-in-law to buy fire extinguishers, alcohol, rags, and other things, and the brother-in-law, although confused, did so. "Don't go!" After putting down her things, the landlady stopped her brother-in-law and said, "You lie down, I'll give you a fire therapy." The brother-in-law was stunned for a moment and hurriedly asked, "Boss, have you been a technician before?" The landlady glanced at him and said, "Purely personal interest, practice with you." The brother-in-law was immediately frightened, and the landlady said, "What are you afraid of, didn't you let you buy a fire extinguisher?"

4. Recently, we designed an ancient wind boardwalk in our county town. Then, many Hanfu girls in the neighborhood went there to take pictures and take pictures. I also bought a bald head covering with a Hanfu cosplay one-armed god ni, holding a gilded bowl in my hand, ready to steal the limelight. Shortly after I went up the trestle that day, I heard someone behind me talking: When did we have a nunnery in the county town, and we also took in the remnants of the base. Then, I heard the sound of coins thrown into my bowl...

5. The rich man's son is 6 years old and is in the first grade of elementary school at an aristocratic school. One day, the school year began, and the rich man drove the Rolls-Royce Phantom and sent him to the school gate. The son got out of the car and said tearfully, "Dad, you remember to give the principal some gifts and let me come out early!" The rich man couldn't help but laugh and said, "What a gift, people are small and big!" Then the rich man did not know whether his brain was pumping or what, and said: "Son, you must behave well, you can come out as soon as possible!" ”

6. My girlfriend especially likes to watch TV series. One day, I drove the Passat to take her to the Studio City. The two of us passed a bridge, and "Deep Rain and Misty Love" seemed to be filmed here: YiPing jumped from the bridge into the river, and He Shuhuan jumped down to save her. My girlfriend asked me: If I jumped, what would you do? I was just about to answer, and my mother called me: Your cousin is here, pick up the wind and dust for her tonight, and you will come back early. After hanging up the phone, my girlfriend asked me the question again. My brain twitched: Go back to a big meal! My girlfriend almost kicked me into the river and said, "Are you still in the mood for a big meal?" You expect me to die sooner, right?

7. In my senior year, I liked a schoolgirl, and after a fierce pursuit, she agreed to be my girlfriend. Today, when we went shopping together, I suddenly had a whim and wanted to put on a sitcom. I pretended to be a thief and wanted to rob my girlfriend's bag, and my girlfriend listened to it and felt very magnetic, so she agreed decisively. I went up and dragged her bag over, and she shouted with suckling: Grab the bag! Grab the bag! I just wanted her to be quiet when I was kicked to the ground by a fly!

8. Today a female customer from my bathing center left her mobile phone at the bar and said that she would answer the phone if she had a call, saying that she could just take a bath. After a while, the phone really rang, and I answered decisively: "Hey, hello, she's taking a shower at my house, and she can't answer your phone yet, I'll reply to you in a moment." Only to hear the other person yell, "Who are you?" "I've never seen such an impolite person, and hung up the phone in a huff. #Funny# #搞笑段子 #