There was a beautiful female colleague in the company, and I chased after her for three months, but she still rejected me and put down harsh words: If you pestered me again in the future, I would tell my sister to go, and you would have to eat fruit in the future. I asked her, "Who is your sister?" The female colleague said: The female boss of our company is my sister. I thought about it carefully, since I couldn't take down my female colleague, then I took down her sister, so I made a major decision that day and began to pursue the female boss, and the next day, I would ask the female boss every day for warmth, and everything cared about her, and within a month, the female boss was touched by me and promised to be my girlfriend. Today, the landlady called the female colleague to the office and said: From today on, he is your brother-in-law. When the female colleague heard it, she stomped her feet in anger. Then, I walked out of the office and vaguely heard the landlady say to the female colleague: Don't think about hitting your brother-in-law in the future. Hey hey, it's so deeply hidden in merit and fame.
2. Society is progressive, but today's young people are becoming more and more unmotivated. The boss's 200-pound daughter got married today, and the colleagues slapped their ass desperately at the wedding scene, praising the bride's good looks with their conscience. I listened to it and felt a pang of evil, and I despised it in my heart: Is this the only way to get promoted and get rich? Alas, not in the same way as they did, the celebrant told me to go to the chapel!
3. Two months ago, a friend of mine asked me to borrow 10,000 yuan, and I directly transferred it to him without saying a word. At the end of the year, I received 9999 from him, and I thought that one less piece would be one less piece, don't worry! Unexpectedly, he called me: Brother, the money has been received, right? Originally, according to the bank interest, I had to pay you more than eight yuan, but I withdrew from the V letter and deducted ten yuan, so it is less than 9999. Thinking about the long and long New Year' day, the number is auspicious, I just posted a few more hairs... Listen to the meaning of his words, if I don't send a red envelope to thank you, or I am not interesting enough!
4. When I was in college, there was a classmate with a special female man in the class, who usually treated us like a brother-in-law. After work today, we both went to drink bubble tea together, and the girl dressed as a lady and listened to me very gently while drinking milk tea. During this time, I forgot what I said, and she wanted to "hum" like a little girl. Did you know that a hum hummed out of the nose with a small black pearl mixed with snot? At that time, I was embarrassed, and I could only hold back if I wanted to laugh.
5. After graduating from Shandong University of Science and Technology, my brother-in-law became a department manager in The Green Beer Group. Once during a holiday, my brother-in-law invited my wife and I to play in Qingdao. In the evening, we went to the seafood restaurant to eat, because my wife rarely ate seafood, so I ordered some more abalone, seafood and so on the table. As a result, when the waiter opened it, the wife's face immediately became red, as if she was looking for a seam...
6. In order to save up for the down payment of the house early, the girlfriend found a part-time job at a fast food restaurant. When the night shift is when the guests leave, when they leave work. There were only two customers in the shop last night, and they never left, and the girlfriend was very depressed. At this time, I quietly walked to the router and decisively pulled it! Five minutes later, the guest pays and the girlfriend leaves work.
7. After graduating from high school, I felt that my mission was important, so I went to a fast food restaurant as a waiter. There are always all kinds of people here. One day a man with a mosquito-covered body on his arm and a large gold necklace came over to get something. But his deposit slip has been lost, and he has to write on the notepad of the hotel: "The note is lost, the luggage has been picked up". The man suddenly said: "How does the baggage Lee write?" I replied, "Muzi Lee." The eldest brother said, "I'm sorry, the elementary school teacher didn't teach!" ”
8. I remember when I was a child, I went to the mountains with my cousin during the summer vacation. Seeing that there was a honeycomb on the tree, I didn't know the strength of the wasp, and I took the bamboo pole I brought with me to the bucket. As soon as the honeycomb landed on the ground, there was a harsh beep, and my cousin and I only hated that my father and mother had four legs less, and ran forward, but still stung several times. When I struggled to return to the door and knocked on the door, my mother looked at my swollen pig-like face and said: Little friend, you came to my house Xiaoliang, right? He went out to play and wasn't home.
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