1, my husband's sister is an obstetrician and gynecologist, last week I went to check," she asked me, "Have you ever had a miscarriage?" I was embarrassed and nodded. She asked again, "When?" "Senior

1, my husband's sister is an obstetrician and gynecologist, last week I went to check," she asked me, "Have you ever had a miscarriage?" Embarrassed, I nodded. She asked again, "When?" "Senior..." Before she got angry, I immediately said, "Can you please stop telling my husband?" ” ...... Her voice was angry, "You..." I was a little ashamed, she looked at me and did not dare to say anything about me, and eased her tone, "Did you do it in a regular big hospital?" I looked a little evasive, "Hmm. She was a little helpless, "Do you know how much this kind of thing hurts girls, if it is serious, it will lead to a lot of diseases." I was intimidated by this statement, because I came to see the pregnancy today, "Am I... Not pregnant? She looked at me, not angry, "Pregnant." She continued to check me, still saying to her husband, "Men are pigs!" I defended my husband, "Actually... It's also normal..." She hated that iron was not steel, "You..." A meal eased the tone: "Men don't know how to cherish us women, we women always have to cherish ourselves!" Now some girls really don't take the body seriously, and it is they who regret it when the time comes! ”

2, early this morning I got up how wet my pants were, I think back carefully Oh yes. Then I called my girlfriend and said, "I dreamed of you last night, and I got up this morning with a big wet crotch." The girlfriend shyly replied: Nasty, what did you dream about me? Me: Dreaming that you removed your makeup, they scared me to pee my pants. Girlfriend: Roll!

3, at noon today I went to the restaurant with my good friend, but after eating, neither of us wanted to pay, and finally thought of a good way, using the dice to decide who would pay the bill today. So I asked the boss for a dice, and then Shook it on the table and bought it to leave, so I said, "I buy a win-win, what about you?" The friend said, "Then I will pay the bill!" "Then I wiped my mouth and left...

4. At the company's annual meeting, I actually met my sworn enemy when I was in high school. This guy mixed very well, and opened a big company. I asked him, "Dude, how much money can the company make in a year now? He sighed and said: "That is, a few days ago, I was invited by the CCTV party, I had to talk about the entrepreneurial process, I can't go!" "I wondered at the time, how big is this CCTV media, help you publicize it, what to pretend, busy asking: "What program?" He sighed and said, "315 party." ”

5, the little nephew often caused trouble in the school, the brother felt more troublesome, every time he let me go, and the one who came and went and his class teacher slowly became familiar. There will be a parent-teacher meeting on Friday, so that parents and class teachers can get acquainted with it, my brother is going on a business trip, so let me go on his behalf. I heard the little fellow say, "Teacher, introduce me to you, this is my aunt and your future daughter-in-law!!! "The younger brother once saw with his own eyes what it was like to smile in a circle of ignorance without losing his manners.

6. The daughter-in-law and her husband were walking on the side of the road, and a Maybach drove by, splashing the daughter-in-law with water, so the daughter-in-law scolded: Are you blind? The car stopped, and the man driving the car held out his head: Sister, are you scolding me? The daughter-in-law walked up: Who do you not scold? Don't you see people on the side of the road? Man: Sister, you are blind! Daughter-in-law: I walk, do I splash you with water? Am I blind? The driver pointed to the husband behind his daughter-in-law: Do you want to be blind, will you find a man who has no car, looks ugly, and is still so weak? "

7, the company beauty Xiaomei is a gold worshipper, has always wanted to find a rich man's husband. Today she went on a blind date and saw the blind date man walking in, so she asked, "Haven't you bought a car yet?" Blind date man: "My car has been recalled." Xiaomei: "What's the problem?" "Blind date man: "The braking system has failed again, and the tire pressure is gone, so I bought it for half a year." Xiaomei: "What a car, there are so many problems." Blind date man: "Little bird." Xiaomei: "Electric bicycle!" ”

8, just hanging out in the mall and waiting for people, I have been looking down at my mobile phone. I wanted to go to the second floor and stood on the escalator. At this time, someone in the back tapped me on the shoulder, and I looked back and saw that it was a handsome guy! At that time, my brain was racing: this handsome guy is going to talk to me, what should I do? What should I say? Then the handsome guy spoke: Look over there! I looked in the direction of his finger, and there was a sign next to the elevator that read: Elevator maintenance, please take the stairs!

9, once on the high-speed rail, I went up and found that someone occupied my seat, and I said to him that this was my seat. He said he was with the person next to him, could you change it with him, I said yes. Then he took out his ticket and showed me the seat, and it turned out that the seat was not far away from my carriage, and I said that it was too far away. And then he... Pulled out... Police card... And raised the hand of the brother next to him (I clearly saw the polished handcuffs on the brother's hand), comrade, I am escorting the prisoner, can not be separated from him, I hope you can understand. I don't count as cooperating with the case HHHHHHH

10. On the day when the results of the examination and research were announced, I did not dare to check the results, so I asked my roommate to help me see it. When the roommate looked at it, he said: You didn't get in. I fought for a year, and my mentality collapsed in an instant. My roommate comforted me: it wasn't that bad, there was a glimmer of life! I jerked my eyes at him: What life? Roommate: There are students who are willing to pay for experience, I quickly help you ask who wants!

11. The brother-in-law's girlfriend hated him as a poor ghost and eloped with an old rich man who drove Lexus 570. Since then, the brother-in-law has been silent. Last night the brother-in-law said to the old man, "Daddy, this time you don't stop me, I want to go to a place where there is wine and beautiful women." The old man interrupted the brother-in-law: "Where do you want to go?" The brother-in-law said, "Dad, don't stop me!" The old man smiled and said, "Whoever stands in your way, I'm going to go with you." ""?

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