1, the New Year is too unlucky, I have a cold, go to the hospital for injections, the little nurse finished mixing the potion, let me lie on the bed, the little nurse looked at my ass, exclaimed: My God, you must be big

1, the New Year is too unlucky, I have a cold, go to the hospital for injections, the little nurse finished mixing the potion, let me lie on the bed, the little nurse looked at my ass, exclaimed: My God, you must be a rich and noble person! Me: How? Nurse: I think at the beginning, Zhu Yuanzhang had seventy-two stars on his face, became an emperor, Cixi had seven stars on the soles of his feet, and became an empress, and you even had seven stars on your ass, which hurt my brother! I said: Sister, you think too much, today is the second day in a row of injections... Yesterday the nurse was poorly skilled, and 6 more stitches were given... Spring Festival stalls?

2, a rich driver's hometown has something to ask for leave, who knows that during this period the company just has something to deal with him. So he had to drive from the suburbs to the company at night. The road was not familiar, so I walked in the navigation, and suddenly an old lady appeared. Too late to brake, hit! In the hospital, when Big Mama woke up, Rich: "I'm sorry Big Mom, I drove too fast!" Big Mom: "You're the top bag, it's a woman who hit me!" The rich man was confused, Big Mom: "The moment I was knocked unconscious, I listened to a woman's voice say that the traffic lights in front of me took pictures!" ”

3, the goddess I like treats me as a spare tire, and after using me, she will ruthlessly kick me away. Today I met her and her boyfriend at dinner together, and her mobile phone was on the table. I pulled out my phone and sent her a message: It's time to give child support. As soon as her mobile phone lit up, her boyfriend took a look, broke the chopsticks on the spot, did not eat the meal, and left directly. Needless to say, I'm going to bring a small bench to watch!

4, recently online love a girlfriend, we met after the establishment of a formal relationship, began a long-distance relationship. Today she had her birthday, and I was ready to surprise my girlfriend, taking a leave of absence to find her and him, without informing her. Pick up your girlfriend when she's off work at night. I called her 10 minutes before work. As a result, my girlfriend asked me to go first, and I waited for her across from a traffic post. I left, during which time I took a phone call and looked back at the opposite side of the traffic post, a man with my girlfriend. I pretended to be calm, my girlfriend came by herself, what should I do?

5. When I was a child, my tutoring was very strict, and every time the results were not good, it was indispensable to beat it, and it was very difficult for my brother to take an exam in junior high school. Many students hold a bitter melon face with a failed test paper, I do not dare to look at the results directly, cover half with my hand, see the left 6, immediately relieved, pass is no problem. Then when I took my hand away, I was horrified to find that there was only a 6!!!!

6. My family is in a small village in a remote mountainous area, and the whole family has no seniority. The son is about to take the middle school entrance examination, and he is about to fill in the volunteer form, and the whole family is sad to die. The daughter-in-law dialed the phone of the mother-in-law, who could not read a large character, after a recounting. The mother-in-law said: You wait! Then, there was no sound on the phone... After about half an hour, the mother-in-law's voice sounded firmly: "Report one in the middle!" I asked, and the bodhisattva said to report one!

7, I always have to buy new clothes all year round, my husband always thinks that I buy more clothes, but he is embarrassed to say me. When we were off work yesterday, we went back to our hometown to visit our in-laws. It just so happened that my mother-in-law had just returned from buying herself a few clothes from the mall. My husband felt that the opportunity to educate me had come, so he asked my father-in-law: Dad, my mother has so many clothes, and she buys them, why don't you care? The father-in-law said lightly: I have managed, I have always managed my mouth.

8. The company of the old man has a tradition of holding a lottery every year in the middle of the year. The old man planted a refrigerator in his brother's year, and it was nothing, but he did not expect that the lottery was planted again the next year. In the third year, the local tycoon boss deliberately waited for the old man to go out to draw a lottery, and when the old man came back, only he and the boss did not draw the lottery. The washing machine is still no one to smoke, the local tycoon boss let the old man smoke first, the old man said that there is no shortage of refrigerators at home, let the local tycoon boss smoke first. The local tycoon boss really managed to avoid the jackpot! This year, the old man is more powerful, and ask the boss to see if he can change a prize, saying that he wants to change the air conditioner at home!

9, the daughter-in-law went on a business trip, chatted with the daughter-in-law on the Internet, helped her deal with computer problems when using remote access, and then did not turn off. I said to my daughter-in-law: Daughter-in-law, I want to buy a PAD to read. So I saw my daughter-in-law typing over there: How much does it cost? Then I deleted it word for word, and the daughter-in-law replaced it with another sentence: [Auto Reply] Hello, I have something to do now, I will contact you later. No more reminders.?

10. The cousin went to the colleague's house today, saw the colleague cutting the fingernails for his wife, smiled and said: "Yo, so loving!" The colleague smiled: "Yes, I have to cut it for her once in two or three days." The cousin said, "Come, cut it for me once." The colleague said: "The beauty of thinking!" My cousin asked him, "Why don't you cut it for me?" The colleague said, "You won't scratch my face with your hands!" ”

11. After the little nun was still vulgar, she went to work at Wanda Group. The head of the department is a little brother in 97 years, tall and handsome, and a male god in the minds of colleagues. This morning, when the little nun was riding the elevator, she met the male god in charge. The supervisor looked at the little nun with strange eyes, and the little nun also smiled at Mimi and said, "Early! When she got back to her workstation, the little nun looked in the mirror and found a leek on her teeth. It's too embarrassing, how to face the male god in the future...?

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