1． There was a village chief in China who absconded to the United States and had nothing to do, so he opened a private clinic and put a sign at the door, saying that he would pay $500 if he was cured; if he could not be cured, he would return $2,000. There is one

1． There was a village chief in China who absconded to the United States and had nothing to do, so he opened a private clinic and put a sign at the door, saying that he would pay $500 if he was cured; if he could not be cured, he would return $2,000. An American doctor saw the sign and thought it was a good opportunity to make money, so he decided to go to the village chief's clinic. American: I lost my sense of taste, and there was no taste in my mouth when I ate. Village Chief: Nurse, take box 22 of the medicine and drop three drops into the patient's mouth. American: Depend, it's gasoline! Village Chief: Congratulations, the sense of taste has been restored, pay $500. The American doctor had to pay and left unhappily. He returned to the clinic a few days later, intending to get the lost money back. American: I lost my memory, I couldn't remember anything. Village Chief: Nurse, take box 22 of the medicine and drop three drops into the patient's mouth. American: Oh, isn't this the last time it treated the taste of gasoline!? Village Chief: Congratulations, your memory is restored, please pay $500. The Americans had to pay again and left in anger. I returned to the clinic a few days later. American: My eyesight is very poor. Village Chief: Sorry! I don't have any medicine to cure this disease, this is refund your $2000... American: But it's only $800! Village Chief: Congratulations, your eyesight has been restored, please pay me $500... The Americans were not reconciled, and after a few months they went to the clinic again, saying that the ears could not hear. The village chief muttered to the nurse: This is trying to fight with us to the end, it is better to add some consumable medicine to the No. 22 medicine and let him go! The Americans listened and ran. The village chief caught him and said: Your hearing has been restored... Before the village chief could finish speaking, the Americans threw down three hundred and never came back. The next year, the American sat in a wheelchair and let the assistant push and go to the clinic, thinking that this time no matter what you say, I will pretend to be crazy and stupid, see how you treat the disease? Who knows, the village chief was overjoyed to see the situation, and quickly called the American's wife: Honey, your husband is forced to do this, what are we still sneaking around? The Americans heard this and grabbed the phone to question their wives. Who knew that the phone was not connected at all. The Americans are really crazy after admitting to paying the medical fee... ”

2． I was temporarily arranged by the manager for a business trip, and I couldn't bear to go to the car first. On the high-speed train, I found my place and immediately ran to the toilet. At that time, I brushed the video inside, watched you crouch a little long, and heard the conductor outside the door talking: Sir, if there is someone inside, you can go to another carriage. The man said: I have been waiting for half an hour, and I want to see what big god has not come out for so long today. Look at my violent temper, I seem to have sat twice... I don't know if the people outside the door are gone.

3． Find a girlfriend, very ugly kind, she also knows that she is ugly, usually embarrassed to go out with me, last night, I took her to the supermarket, heard two people behind us whispered: "Look at our front, I can't think of such an ugly person to want" After the girlfriend listened, the face was blushing with shame, I think the girlfriend is ugly but very good to me, I will not dislike her. The next two men continued to mutter, "Yeah, that man is ugly!" ”

4． New Year's home, go to the bathhouse to take a bath, the waiter said that they have ancestral recipes, fragrant bath, 38 yuan per person, I want to experience it. The bath master worked very hard, rubbing down a lot of mud, and then he began to show me the "ancestral secret recipe" on my back - raw soy sauce, old soy sauce, oyster sauce, cooking wine, pepper oil... Rub it all! I sneered and asked, "Master, you forgot to put the green onion flowers." The master said: The heat has not arrived, wait until you sweat steaming before putting onions and ginger. Me: You made me braised pork? What did your ancestors do? Bath master: Our ancestors were the imperial cooks in the palace...

5. You know that playing mahjong, not doing any housework, I work so hard every day, I have to wait for you after work. Why do you have the power of the economy, as a man, there is only 100 yuan of pocket money per month, I can no longer bear it. Today I'm going to let you know what a real man is. After saying this, I slapped my daughter-in-law's photo a few times, which was very relieved.

6. At noon and my wife were taking a nap, suddenly someone knocked on the door, I woke up at once, picked up my clothes and pants and hid in the cabinet, hid in and found that the shoes forgot to take, only to see my wife gently kick my shoes under the bed with her feet and kicked to open the door, opening the door to see that it was her father, I suddenly realized that this is not my home, why did I hide in the cabinet, and then went out to continue sleeping.

7. After graduating from college, I went to work in other places and never came home, but I finally went home during the Mid-Autumn Festival. When I got home, I saw my parents cooking in the kitchen, and my father was cutting all kinds of peppers in the kitchen. Mom asked, "What kind of chili do you say I belong to?" Dad: That must be a bell pepper, sweet to my heart! I leaned forward and asked, Dad, what kind of chili pepper am I? Dad: You're mustard, hot eye!

8. Today my son came home very happy and said to me: "Mom today the teacher taught us to write one, two, three, I wrote wrong at the same table, the teacher beat him to cry!" I thought haha who's this stupid son! If I had this stupid son I would have died. I used to watch TV experts say to use the "encouragement education model" for children, so I wanted to praise him: "Baby! What about you?"" Mom, I didn't cry, I'm old and strong!"

9. Talked about a girlfriend in college, and her home is out of town. During the summer vacation, I was playing a game to clean the treasure chest at night, and my girlfriend suddenly called me and said: I have arrived at the train station, hurry up and pick me up. Just hung up the phone and I exploded a good thing! Then hurry up and take a taxi to pick up your girlfriend. After arriving at the train station, I saw that the meter showed 18 yuan, I gave the driver 100, and the driver sharply found me 92 yuan. Then I looked at the driver and the driver looked at me. The driver said: Did I find the wrong money? I looked at my wallet and shook my head. Then the driver yelled at me: "Then you don't get out of the car yet!"

10. The sister and the brother-in-law had a conflict and went back to the mother's house, and the brother-in-law gambled and was unwilling to pick her up, so the sister lived in the mother's house for more than a month and the child ran back by herself! Entering the door and hugging your niece, kissing her for half a day and stroking her niece's head and saying: I am not at home, your father actually learned to tie your pigtails? My niece said: Mom, I'm wearing a wig, and my hair has been shaved by Daddy! Say take the wig off, revealing a beautiful bald head! The sister looked at her brother-in-law with a look of resentment.?

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