1. After the sister-in-law has taken a bath, she comes out wrapped in a bath towel. I looked at her carefully, and she was a little shy. I smiled and asked, "Do you feel like you've become beautiful after washing your hair?" The sister-in-law was stunned for a moment, looked at the mirror in confusion, and said, "It seems a little!" I nodded my head in agreement and said, "Yeah, as soon as my head gets into the water, of course my thoughts are different!"
2. The son is in the stage of changing his teeth, but he likes chocolate very much, and his daughter-in-law will not let him. At night, my wife was applying a mask in the bedroom, and this stinky boy actually stole it and shouted,, your son is eating chocolate again. Then my son was, and after a while my son ran up to me and said, Daddy bag!!!! Who knew I had just lifted him up, and he slapped me directly on the head and said, "Let you talk more!!!!
3. My daughter-in-law said she was going to take her for a walk, and I was busy with work and didn't go with her. When the mother and daughter returned, I was surprised to find that they were holding a large number of balloons. This stunned me, and I angrily scolded my wife for not knowing how to be frugal and actually bought so many balloons at once. The girlfriend surnamed Fen said: Daddy, the balloon is sent for free!? Mom buys something and they give you a balloon!
4. Last week the chairman promoted me to manager and gave me a Mercedes Benz he drove as a reward! Last night I came home in a Mercedes benz and prepared to take my wife out to play. The wife said: "After all, it is a second-hand car, or take good care of it!" "I thought it made sense, so I washed the car first, and finally found a high heel under the seat when I cleaned the back seat!" I took a closer look, isn't this the high heel that my wife lost half a year ago, it turns out to be here!?
5. A woman who was caught in a car and broke the index finger of her right hand sued the car company for 2 million yuan. The lawyer said: One finger may not be able to claim so much? The woman growled, "That finger of mine is used to direct my husband!"
6. Drive my Baojun 730 home and drop off to pick up my son from school. Because my wife has been traveling for a long time recently, I don't want to go home to cook at home, so I bought a roast duck at the delicatessen. In the car, my son suddenly asked me: "Dad, do you have to close the car window?" I asked with concern, "Son, are you cold?" Son: "It's not cold, but you open the window, and I can't smell the roast duck."
7. Tonight, there were unusually many people in the hotel, and a young couple really couldn't find a place, so they sat across from me. To tell the truth, the woman was really pretty, so I looked at it twice, and it turned out that the man found out. He immediately put a car key on the table to scare me, and I took a closer look, and I went, BMW. I put a Maserati car key on the table, Bugatti, Rolls-Royce. I dropped several car keys on the table, and the man led the woman away. Really, what are you with me with a key!"
8. A young woman has been brought in to the door, young and beautiful! At night, the young woman came to my house and asked me to borrow the bathroom to take a shower, and she said that her water heater was broken! I said to her that the door lock in my bathroom was broken and couldn't be closed, and she said it didn't matter, wouldn't it be okay to put a chair against the door? I thought the same thing was true, and I agreed! Ah Rong went into the bathroom, and I used a chair to help her block the door. Suddenly there was a power outage! It was pitch black in the house. I was stunned, walked to the bathroom door and asked her what to do, she said it was okay, it was okay to take a shower in the dark, I oh, ready to leave the bathroom door, but accidentally kicked over the chair The bathroom door automatically opened. Fortunately, the blackout cannot be seen, otherwise it would be embarrassing. But the next instant the call came, and I saw her at a glance! We looked at each other and the atmosphere was eerie! The next day she and I went to get a marriage license, became a full couple, and the first thing we did was fix the bathroom door lock!
9. Which is the Chinese class today, the teacher assigned a homework assignment. Let me go home and finish an essay, the title of the essay is: The teacher has a melon face. Then the next day I went to school, and the teacher called me to the front and asked: What topic did you write? I said that's the one? Then the teacher threw the book at me, and I looked at it, Mom! "Teacher's Paw Face" I stared in fear at the Chinese teacher who was about to eat my eyes.
10. The brother-in-law follows three female colleagues on a business trip and falls in love with a flight attendant at first sight on the plane. Wanting to know her previous love history, she asked the flight attendant's girlfriend, but her girlfriend's mouth was particularly strict and she did not say a word. The brother-in-law was helpless and could only use money to smash, the brother-in-law: "If you tell me how many boyfriends she has had before, how about saying one to give you 1000?" Girlfriend: "Really?" So how much do you have to deposit? Brother-in-law: "More than 1 million!" Girlfriend: "Then forget it, save some, money is not easy, I don't want you to go bankrupt!" ”
11. Drive yourself home during the holidays, drink a lot of drink bottles along the way, and then pack them in a bag and throw them away when you get to the service area. When I got to the service area, I looked around for a trash can with a bag of drink bottles. Just about to throw it away, there was a car next to the trash can, and there was a particularly beautiful girl drinking a drink. Then I looked at me twice more, and the girl looked at me too. Just when I thought the encounter was coming, she threw the drink bottle in my bag. #Funny Moment #Funny Funny Paragraph ##搞笑幽默趣闻 #
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