Went to Foxconn for an interview, just went into the interview room personnel director said that the WiFi password is: 12345678! I kept typing in the password incorrectly, but I didn't dare ask. The head of personnel passed

Went to Foxconn for an interview, just went into the interview room personnel director said that the WiFi password is: 12345678! I kept typing in the password incorrectly, but I didn't dare ask. After 10 minutes, the head of personnel asked: Is it connected? I replied: Not yet. So the personnel supervisor took it and entered: 2444666668888888! Am I not passing the interview now? I didn't expect the answer to such a simple question!

2 Just now, I sat on the couch and chatted with the object. When the two of us were discussing signing up for a cram school for the bear child, the bear child who was writing homework next to him asked: Mom, is good character important? Or is learning important? I thought about it and said: It's all important, but if you choose one of the two, your character is even more important. The bear child nodded and said: My grandparents are now older, and I want to go back to the countryside to accompany them during the winter vacation and be a filial child.

3 I saw a handsome guy practicing a golden bell hood iron cloth shirt, beating himself hard with a wooden board! I asked an uncle: He doesn't look like a practicing family at all? The uncle laughed: her girlfriend was going to break up with her, and he didn't want to. At this time, a girl took his hand and left, and kept promising him not to leave. The handsome man said: I have a lot of pain, can I go to the hospital first?

4 Everyone says that people who drive a Mercedes BMW Ferrari are particularly arrogant, but I don't think so. Although I am also a person with a car, I am certainly not speaking for them. That time, I drove out to try to overtake a Maybach S450, and after the proximity lights were exchanged and the horn prompt, the car took the initiative to slow down and pull over to let me go first. Well, not to mention, the construction site owner called again to urge, and today I have to send two trucks of sand.

5 My sister-in-law came to my house to take a bath, and my daughter-in-law, afraid of my peeking, threw me out of the house. I was smoking on a park bench when I suddenly saw a dirty boy. He stared closely at a bag of milk in the hand of a little girl, who drank it and threw it on the ground. He hurried over to pick up the bag on the ground and put it in his mouth. I thought he was pitiful, when the little boy blew the bag to the ground and slammed it into the ground!!! There was a loud bang, and then the little boy walked away happily!!! I thought to myself: Silly boy, there is so much milk in it that I don't know how to drink, and now it's cheaper for me!!!

6 I talked to my girlfriend for half a year and lived together. One night, I went to my girlfriend's company to pick her up from work. Unexpectedly, as soon as my girlfriend got into the car, she cried: "All my colleagues joke that I am short, and I don't want to go to work." I touched her head comfortingly and said softly, "Don't be sad, even if the sky falls, I will still be on top of it." Before I could react, she slapped me and yelled, "Even you laugh at me!" ”

7 After the divorce of the in-laws, the two of them each found a person and married the father-in-law and then gave birth to a little girl, very cute, now almost ten years old. Today my sister-in-law just came home and shouted at my father-in-law: "Daddy, hurry up, I am addicted to smoking!" The father-in-law was immediately angry, and slapped the past: "Deadpool film, you actually learned to smoke!" The sister-in-law looked aggrieved: "Who said I smoked?" The father-in-law roared, "Then where did you get your addiction?" Sister-in-law: "It's not that you smoke in front of me every day, so that I have a second-hand addiction!" ”

8 The husband has always suspected that his wife is having an affair, but there is no evidence. Once, my husband was on a business trip for half a month, and when he came home, he quietly asked his two-year-old son: "When Dad is not at home, is there any uncle he doesn't know who comes to our house?" The son snapped his fingers and said, "Yes, there have been two uncles." ”

The husband beat his wife up and asked viciously, "Say, who is he?" ”

The wife cried bitterly: "Send liquefied gas, collect electricity bills..."

9 Cousin graduated from high school, became a bather, the New Year I went back to my hometown, to my aunt to pay respects to the New Year, my cousin told me a joke, before the Spring Festival, a rich woman came to scrub a bath, the cousin found that the rich woman tattooed a butt fly, and asked: I see that they tattoos are tattooed with flowers, or beautiful things, why did you tattoo a butt fly? The rich woman said dismissively: Do you know why I am so rich? Just by this tattoo, "must win"! You tap and rub, don't rub me away... 

10. Wife: "Husband, what part of my body do you like the most?" The husband thought for a moment and said, "Ass." Wife: "Nasty, why do you like it there?" Husband: "The mouth will scold me, the face will kill me, the hands will hit me, the feet will kick me, only the ass will not bully me!" Wife: "Do you believe that I sat on your ass and killed you?" ”

11. On the train, there is a male passenger lying on the upper bunk and a female passenger lying on the lower bunk, and the two do not know each other. At this time, the male passenger said to the female passenger, help me get a towel from the bag under the bed. The female passenger smiled mysteriously and said, Let's pretend to be husband and wife! Male passengers' eyes lit up when they heard it, how to dress up as a husband and wife? Then the woman said out loud, bastard, you won't take it yourself...

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