Shusheng took the fox girl as a concubine, drank with her other three sisters, and took the youngest sister-in-law in her arms.
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Bi Yi'an hugged her fourth sister and drank with her from a cup.
The eldest sister said: "The little girl should not drink too much, be careful of being drunk and disrespectful, and provoke the brother-in-law to laugh." ”
The fourth sister smiled sweetly and kept stroking the cat with her hand, and the cat suddenly "meowed" a sound.
The eldest sister said, "Don't you want to throw it away, do you want to hold the fleas and lice on your body?" ”
The second sister said, "Just use the cat to make a liquor order!" We held chopsticks to pass each other, and as soon as the cat barked, the chopsticks were in whose hands drank. ”
Everyone agreed with her.
Who knows, as soon as the chopsticks reach Bi Yi'an's hand, the cat will bark.
Bi Yi'an was indeed very drunk, and drank several large glasses in a row.
Later. He realized that it was the little woman who was deliberately teasing him, and that the cat was barking, causing the hall to laugh.
The second sister said, "Little sister go back to rest!" If you crush the groom, the third sister will probably blame you. ”
The fourth sister then carried the cat away.
When the eldest sister saw that Bi Yi'an could drink well, she took off the wig bun on her head and filled it with wine for him to drink.
Bi Yi'an saw that the bun could only hold one liter of wine at most, but when he drank it, he found that there were several buckets.
After drinking dry wine, I looked at the bun, which turned out to be the size of a lotus leaf.
At this time, the second sister also came to persuade the wine, and Bi Yi'an said that she could no longer drink it.
The second sister took out a small box of lipstick, slightly larger than a projectile, poured wine and said, "Since you can't drink anymore, I will use this to express my meaning." ”
Bi Yi'an looked at the wine in the box, as if he could drink it all in one sip, but after drinking hundreds of sips, he had not finished drinking it.
The third sister exchanged a small lotus cup for a lipstick box and said, "Don't be played with by adulterers!" ”
Then put the box on the table, which turned out to be a giant bowl.
The second sister said, "What is the matter with you, I have only been your three-day Langjun, and I love him like this!" ”
Bi Yi'an took up the small lotus cup and drank the wine in the cup.
He felt that the cup in his hand was soft and delicate, and when he looked closely, it turned out not to be a cup, but a very delicately crafted woman's shoes.
The second sister grabbed the shoe and scolded, "Cunning bitch! When I stole someone's shoes, no wonder my feet were cold! ”
Then he got up and went to the house to change his shoes.
The third sister also asked Bi Yi'an to leave his seat to say goodbye, sent him out of the village, and let him go back by himself.
Bi Yi'an suddenly woke up and found that her sexual encounter was a dream.
However, the smell that comes out of his mouth and nose is still rich in wine.
He felt very strange, and in the evening, the third sister came to him and asked, "Didn't you get drunk last night?" ”
Bi Yi'an replied, "Just now I was wondering if this was a dream. ”
The third sister said: "The sisters are afraid that you will scream wildly, so the fake dream is actually not a dream." ”
The third sister often plays chess with Bi Yi'an, but Bi Yi'an always loses.
The third sister laughed at him and said, "You always like to play chess all day long, I thought you must be a master." Today, it can only be regarded as an average level. ”
Bi Yi'an asked her for advice.
The third sister said: "Playing chess as a skill, lies in your own speculation and understanding, how can I help you?" I'll play a few plates with you morning and evening, so it may be good for you. ”
A few months later, Bi Yi'an felt that her chess skills had improved.
The third sister tried it, smiled and said, "Not yet, not yet." ”
Yi An went out to try against the people with whom he had played chess, and they all thought he had made great progress and felt strange.
Bi Yi'an was frank and straightforward, and he couldn't hold a little thing in his heart, so he revealed a little secret between him and the third sister.
After the third sister knew, she blamed him and said, "No wonder people like me are not willing to deal with crazy people." I have repeatedly told me to keep secrets, why should I do this? ”
When he finished, he was about to leave in anger.
Bi Yi'an kept apologizing and apologizing, and the third sister's anger gradually disappeared.
However, since then, the number of times she has come here has slowly decreased. One night more than a year later, she came and just sat silently facing Bi Yi'an.
To play chess with her, she does not play; if she wants to sleep with her, she will not sleep.
He sat sullenly for a long time and said, "Do you think I can catch up with Qingfeng in "The Legend of Qingfeng"?" ”
Bi Yi'an said, "I'm afraid I'm better than her." ”
The third sister said, "I'm ashamed I can't catch up with her." But the master of the chat with you is a written friend, please trouble him to make a small biography for me, thousands of years later, there may not be no one who thinks of me and loves me like you. ”
Bi Yi'an said, "I had this idea for a long time, but I used to obey your instructions, so I kept it a secret from him. ”
The third sister said, "I did tell you this in the past, but now I am going to separate, what is there to hide?" ”
Bi Yi'an asked, "Where are you going?" ”
The third sister said, "My fourth sister and I were recruited by the Queen Mother of the West to serve the flowers and birds of the banquet, and we can no longer come to you." Once upon a time, I had an older sister who was friendly with your uncle and brother, who had two daughters before leaving, and who has not remarried to this day. Fortunately, you and I don't have a drag on this. ”
Bi Yi'an asked her to make a parting message, and the third sister said: "Calm heart, the fault will naturally be reduced." ”
So, he stood up, took Bi Yi'an's hand and said, "Give me a ride!" ”
The two walked together for more than a mile, breaking up with tears in their eyes, and the third sister said: "You and I have ambitions, and we may not have a time to meet again in the future." ”
Finished talking and left.
