1. Dad has long felt that my son and I don't look like each other, and finally hid from me and took my son to do DNA, which showed that the grandparents did not have a half-cent relationship. The wife cried to the death and was willing to live

1. Dad has long felt that my son and I don't look like each other, and finally hid from me and took my son to do DNA, which showed that the grandparents did not have a half-cent relationship. The wife cried to death and was willing to prove her innocence with death. So, I personally did a DNA test with my son, and the results showed that the two were father and son. Then my dad and I went for DNA testing, and it turned out that we didn't have a half-cent relationship. The old mother cried to death and was willing to prove her innocence with death. So, I did a DNA test with my mother, and the results showed that we were also not related to half a cent. Excluding genetic mutations, there is only one possibility in the hospital to hold the wrong child. Overnight our family rushed to the hospital where I was born. The old nurse flipped through the yellowed paper file and finally said that there was only one boy born that day and at the same time as me, called xxx. My wife was stunned, and so was I. Carefully checked all the information of the little boy, and finally determined that the little boy was the wife's "brother". The wife trembled and called her father-in-law and mother-in-law and her "brother-in-law." Her "brother" was abducted to do DNA testing with my father and mother," and I was abducted to do DNA testing with my father-in-law and mother-in-law. The results showed that my father-in-law and mother-in-law had a father-son mother-son relationship, and my wife and brother-in-law and my parents had a father-son mother-son relationship. In other words, my wife is my own sister, and I am my wife's brother. But we are brothers and sisters, and the children are the products of close relatives, so why is there nothing unusual? In the end, I had to do another DNA test with my wife. The test results showed that the two did not have a half-cent relationship. Fortunately, my wife is not my own sister. I'm not my wife's brother either. so...... Who the hell is she? With doubt, I looked at my father-in-law's mother-in-law's biological parents. The wife was very excited, and tearfully forced the two old men to ask who they were. The biological father said, "You... I actually picked it up from the garbage heap. ”

2. A beautiful beautiful woman was deceived into the pyramid scheme nest by her classmates, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the beauty was very cooperative with the serious study of the lecture, and the light of worship flashed in her eyes: I had to sincerely say, "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, you teach me well, take me, let me learn to make money with you." As soon as the eldest brother heard that the beauty was hooked, he said to let her pay the money, and the beauty said yes, I will go home tomorrow to get the money! You must take me to the top of my life! The eldest brother heard that the beautiful woman wanted to go home to get the money, and his heart was even happier, and he continued to brainwash her: "You can ask your family to transfer money to you, so that you don't have to run around, and you can quickly seize the opportunity to get rich." The beauty said, "My father will not give me money if I don't go back, my father is a very stubborn person, he will not see me, he will not give me money." "The eldest brother is blinded by money, and he also believes in his brainwashing technology, thinking that the beauty is too simple and has been brainwashed successfully." The next morning, I asked the beautiful woman to hurry back to get the money, and the beautiful woman said grievously: "Big brother, I don't have a fare, can you borrow 600 yuan for me?" When I come back I'll pay you back a thousand dollars. "The eldest brother thought about it, anyway, the money she got back was mine, and it didn't hurt to lend her some." So the eldest brother gave the beautiful woman six hundred yuan. The female college students thanked her, thanked her again and again, and promised to return soon. A week passed, the female college student did not come back, the eldest brother waited impatiently, he picked up the mobile phone and called her and asked: "When are you coming back?" There is no chance to come back. The female college student replied: "You liar, do you really think I have been brainwashed by you?" If it wasn't for the escape, I wouldn't have bothered to act with you? I've called the police, you're waiting to be caught! ”

3. My husband started a business from scratch, became a rich man, and bought me a BMW mini. Today, I drove a new car to the mall to shop, and as soon as I stopped the car, someone called out to me: "Wang Liting!" Surprised, I asked, "Master, we don't know each other, how do you know my name?" The master said, "Who knows your name?" I'm telling you to park your car inside! ”

4. A local tycoon finished eating the buffet, was about to get up and go, was stopped by the waiter, had to let the local tycoon make up the difference.

The local tycoon was very angry: "I don't have leftovers, why should I make up the difference?" ”

The waiter said: "Yes sir, you are not wasteful, but!" We 25 yuan buffet hot pot, you did not eat anything, came to drink our two boxes of drinks, a box of yogurt, are you going to make up the difference? ”

5. At night I was sleeping soundly, suddenly there was a knock at the door, I was wearing pajamas confused to open the door, is a female delivery man, she politely said: "Brother, this is the meal you ordered, I wish you a happy meal!" "I took it and saw that it was all BBQ, and I took the beer out of the fridge and started eating it. Halfway through the meal, the woman knocked on the door again and said, "Brother, I'm sorry, it was sent wrong, it wasn't your meal!" "After saying that I saw that I was almost finished eating, I cried with a wow, and then I coaxed her, coaxed and coaxed to establish a relationship, and she did not pursue that meal."

6. Borrow money from the female boss to buy a car, she does not borrow, she said: "What car to buy?" We have our own car, if you want to drive it, take it and drive it! "I said it was useless, my level was not enough to match the car. The landlady smiled and said, "What's this, from today on, you will be my secretary and driver, transporting me to and from work, and the rest of the time, the car is yours!" "I thought about it for a moment, and it didn't hurt, so I agreed. In the evening, after I sent the female boss home, I dragged my daughter-in-law to go shopping, and the next day when I went to work, the female boss called me into the office, slapped me twice, and scolded me for being a scumbag. Mader, I was angry at the time, and I hit it with my backhand. The colleague who heard the news pulled us away, otherwise I could maim the landlady. I thought that the job was gone, but the landlady said that the car belonged to me, provided that I would not hit her again in the future, and I said no problem.

7. Today my wife and I were walking on the street and saw many men helping their girlfriends carry their bags. So I said flatteringly, "Honey, why don't I help you carry your bag?" The wife said coldly, "No, I'll do it myself." I continued, "But you see everyone is holding it with the help of your boyfriend!" The wife was angry: "Shut up, you brought me those two suitcase things, you helped me carry my bag, I helped you take the box?"