1. At the class reunion, the female classmate asked me angrily: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?"

1. At the class reunion, the female classmate asked me angrily: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?" The female classmate breathlessly said, "My husband gave it to me, not you!" I exhaled even more, "I've written it and asked him to give it to you." The female classmate exhaled more and more: "Why don't you give it yourself!" I exhaled and said, "Your husband said, he helped me give." The female classmate breathlessly said, "Why don't you write your name!" I gasped in response: "Written! Next to her, her husband, my classmate exhaled and said, "I changed it with the alteration liquid!" "My female classmates and I gasped and wrestled with him. Then, the class reunion dispersed. Who, you say, is the most angry?

2. Dad has long felt that my son and I don't look like each other, and eventually hid it from me and took my son to do DNA, which showed that the grandfather and grandson did not have a half-cent relationship. The wife cried to death and was willing to prove her innocence with death. So, I personally did a DNA test with my son, and the results showed that the two were father and son. Then my dad and I went for DNA testing, and it turned out that we didn't have a half-cent relationship. The old mother cried to death and was willing to prove her innocence with death. So, I did a DNA test with my mother, and the results showed that we were also not related to half a cent. Excluding genetic mutations, there is only one possibility in the hospital to hold the wrong child. Overnight our family rushed to the hospital where I was born. The old nurse flipped through the yellowed paper file and finally said that there was only one boy born that day and at the same time as me, called xxx. My wife was stunned, and so was I. Carefully checked all the information of the little boy, and finally determined that the little boy was the wife's "brother". The wife trembled and called her father-in-law and mother-in-law and her "brother-in-law." Her "brother" was abducted to do DNA testing with my father and mother," and I was abducted to do DNA testing with my father-in-law and mother-in-law. The results showed that my father-in-law and mother-in-law had a father-son mother-son relationship, and my wife and brother-in-law and my parents had a father-son mother-son relationship. In other words, my wife is my sister, and I am my wife's brother. But we are brothers and sisters, and the children are the products of close relatives, so why is there nothing unusual? In the end, I had to do another DNA test with my wife. The test results showed that the two did not have a half-cent relationship. Fortunately, my wife is not my sister. I'm not my wife's brother either. so...... Who the hell is she? With doubt, I looked at my father-in-law's mother-in-law's biological parents. The wife was very excited, and tearfully forced the two old men to ask who they were. The biological father said, "You... I actually picked it up from the garbage heap. ”

3. Our biology teacher in high school is a female teacher. The female teacher said in class: People, you can't be angry, when you are angry, a large amount of blood rushes to the head, so the oxygen in the blood will decrease and the toxin will increase. The toxin will magnetic follicles, causing inflammation of varying degrees around the follicles, resulting in pigmentation problems... Me: So, you still have to annoy me less, otherwise the stains on your face will be more and more, and you will only be afraid that your boyfriend will not be able to find it. Female teacher: Roll... You roll me! Me: Roll and roll! How do you talk duplicitously.... alas! I'm afraid there will be a few more spots on my face! The teacher was dizzy.....

4. My sister-in-law opened an Internet café and invested four million. Because I know my cousin very well, I recharged my ID card with 1 million yuan of Internet fees. I have nothing to do after work and will come to the internet, every time I swipe the card: ding! The card was successful, and the remaining 979,950,000 yuan was left. Every time the cashier's sister sees me, she is full of little stars! Until one day. That pretty front desk girl was my sister-in-law's cousin.

5: I played the king of the network to love a beautiful girl, talked for half a year and finally wanted to meet. For the sake of face, I booked a fancy hotel. I was eating, when suddenly a waiter came up to me and asked: Sir, is the car parked at the door yours? I thought about not driving the car, but to avoid embarrassment, I said: it should not be mine, I don't seem to be parked at the door, you go to see what car it is, if it is a Porsche icon, it is mine. After a while, the waiter came back to me and said: Sir, it is really a Porsche, you are tired to move it! I was momentarily not calm...

6: Our biology teacher in high school is a female teacher. The female teacher said in class: People, you can't be angry, when you are angry, a large amount of blood rushes to the head, so the oxygen in the blood will decrease and the toxin will increase. The toxin will magnetically icon hair follicles, causing inflammation of varying degrees around hair follicles, resulting in pigmentation problems... Me: So, you still have to annoy me less, otherwise the stains on your face will be more and more, and you will only be afraid that your boyfriend will not be able to find it. Female teacher: Roll... You roll me! Me: Roll and roll! How do you talk duplicitously.... alas! I'm afraid there will be a few more spots on my face! The teacher was dizzy.....

7. Now I have successfully entered lanxiang technical school. On the eve of the college entrance examination, my mother and I had a conversation about the exam. I said: "Every year after the college entrance examination, there are many students who are self-destructive, and this year I don't know how many will die? My mother said lightly: "It is the adults who force the children to the end of the road, you see how good I am, I will never have hope for you." ”

8. After working as a waiter in a bar for two years, I was later taken in by a white fumei, so I quit my job to become the general manager of her company. We have a supervisor in our company, very talented, and every time he is a performance champion. I called him to the office and said to him, "It's hard for me to imagine what it would be like without you in the company." He said modestly: Don't say this, you look up to me too much. I said lightly: But, starting next Monday, I want to try, goodbye!

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