Dad had long felt that my son didn't look like me, and eventually hid it from me and took my son to do DNA, which showed that the grandfather and grandson did not have a half-cent relationship. The wife cried to death and was willing to die

Dad had long felt that my son didn't look like me, and eventually hid it from me and took my son to do DNA, which showed that the grandfather and grandson did not have a half-cent relationship. The wife cried to death and was willing to prove her innocence with death. So, I personally did a DNA test with my son, and the results showed that the two were father and son. Then my dad and I went for DNA testing, and it turned out that we didn't have a half-cent relationship. The old mother cried to death and was willing to prove her innocence with death. So, I did a DNA test with my mother, and the results showed that we were also not related to half a cent. Excluding genetic mutations, there is only one possibility in the hospital to hold the wrong child. Overnight our family rushed to the hospital where I was born. The old nurse flipped through the yellowed paper file and finally said that there was only one boy born that day and at the same time as me, called xxx. My wife was stunned, and so was I. Carefully checked all the information of the little boy, and finally determined that the little boy was the wife's "brother". The wife trembled and called her father-in-law and mother-in-law and her "brother-in-law." Her "brother" was abducted to do DNA testing with my father and mother," and I was abducted to do DNA testing with my father-in-law and mother-in-law. The results showed that my father-in-law and mother-in-law had a father-son mother-son relationship, and my wife and brother-in-law and my parents had a father-son mother-son relationship. In other words, my wife is my own sister, and I am my wife's brother. But we are brothers and sisters, and the children are the products of close relatives, so why is there nothing unusual? In the end, I had to do another DNA test with my wife. The test results showed that the two did not have a half-cent relationship. Fortunately, my wife is not my own sister. I'm not my wife's brother either. so...... Who the hell is she? With doubt, I looked at my father-in-law's mother-in-law's biological parents. The wife was very excited, and tearfully forced the two old men to ask who they were. The biological father said, "You... I actually picked it up from the garbage heap. ”

2． The brother-in-law and his sister were engaged and bought a new house in Tomson' Best, which was 100,000 yuan. Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law transferred 100,000 yuan to her brother-in-law with Alipay the next day. So the brother-in-law bought a house of 1800,000, and also bought 2 large toy pigs wrapped in bamboo charcoal, and put them on the sofa to absorb formaldehyde. One day, Dad and Mom came to visit the house. The second elder sat on the sofa drinking tea, and his mother suddenly asked: "This new house has formaldehyde, have you put anything to suck it?" Need to buy greenery? The brother-in-law said without hesitation: "Yes, there are two pigs sitting on the sofa helping to take drugs..."

Go back to my hometown with my boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, my boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?" Me: "Uncle, I'll go to Li Xiaodong's house!" Just then, my boyfriend came out and I said to him, "Did this uncle say anything about your village?" Boyfriend: "This grandson who does not know, my neighbor" I tugged on the boyfriend's clothes to make him speak more politely, and the uncle next to him saw the boyfriend and greeted him happily: "Second grandfather, you are back?" I, depend, the rural generations are really chaotic...

2． Yesterday I went to the Housing and Construction Bureau to run materials, and found that there was an old acquaintance in the billboard who was actually the director, although I had not been in contact for many years, but I could recognize it at a glance. So I said to the staff, "Brother, I'm going to ask your director to do something," and the staff member had a serious face: "Have you made an appointment?" Me: "Appointment? No, but I know your bureau chief very well, don't believe you ask him, his daughter-in-law is still introduced by me" The staff pulled me aside and whispered: "Shhh, you are now our bureau chief's biggest enemy" I: "Fart, how did I offend him?" Staff: "Our director, every day by his wife to beat and scold, but do not dare to divorce, for fear of affecting the career, you say he hates you?" Me: "Forget it, don't do it, let someone else do it tomorrow"

3． A timid and nervous witness is being questioned by a lawyer! The lawyer snapped and asked, "Have you ever been married?" The witness's voice was small and accompanied by a shiver: Yes, I married once! Lawyer: Who did you marry? WITNESS: A woman! Lawyer:, of course you're married to a woman, have you ever heard of anyone who would marry a man? WITNESS: I heard that my sister married a man!

The professor sat opposite the peasant on the train. When bored, the professor said: I have a problem, if you don't know, give me 5 yuan; If you come up with a question, if I don't know, I will give you 500 yuan, how? Farmers agree. PROFESSOR: How far is the Moon from Earth? The farmer did not say a word and handed the professor 5 yuan. The farmer asked: Three legs up the mountain, four legs down the mountain, what kind of animal? The professor was puzzled and had no choice but to give the farmer 500 yuan. The farmer took the money and prepared to sleep. The professor asked: What is the animal with three legs up the mountain and four legs down the mountain? The farmer didn't say a word, handed the professor 5 yuan, and went to sleep! Low education and high IQ, too terrible!

The old man bought 2,000 acres of land with flowers, wanted to plant strawberries in the field, and let tourists pick them once for 80 yuan. But there were no strawberries growing in the field, and the old man was very upset, so he turned the soil over. It took a whole week to turn it over. It turned out that there wasn't even a single strawberry in the field. Ask the old man: How many seeds have you sown, how can you not have strawberries? The old man was shocked to hear this: Do you still want to plant strawberries and put seeds? Aren't there strawberries where there is soil?

My sister was a woman, and when I was a child, I didn't beat her less. As a result, after marriage, she did not change, and every time she had a conflict with her brother-in-law, she started to beat her brother-in-law to half death. The old mother advised her: "You also have to collect your temper, if such a good husband runs away, it will be too late to cry." My sister thought about it and nodded in agreement. Early the next morning, my brother-in-law went straight to my house. He looked at his mother with a frightened face and said, "Mom, you go and persuade your daughter, what opinion is there for her to make it clear, after last night's quarrel, she actually took the initiative to apologize, scared me to eat at home, for fear of being poisoned by her..."